Erling Haaland #2 So fine he should be in the LOUVRE

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I don't know what you're selling Erling, but if I can crawl between those beautiful thighs and shove my head in your crotch, I'll buy it all.
 
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With his goal tonight against Brentford, Erling has now scored against every PL team heโ€™s faced. Get in, Big Erl! Yet another milestone. ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰
 
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It was never in doubt ๐Ÿ’™ always have full faith in him plus I'm liking his goals then rivals can't call him a tap in merchant ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ
 
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Erling two goals in this game already. It was only a matter of time before he gave someone a pasting. ๐Ÿ’™
 
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Woooow that last goal! I donโ€™t think he was offside! Hattrick in the first half!
 
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Thank you, Alfie, for making your son some hat trick lasagne. ๐Ÿ’™ Vikingโ€™s software officially upgraded.
 
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