Erling Haaland #2 So fine he should be in the LOUVRE

[futbolista]

Old thread: https://tattle.life/threads/erling-haaland.33818/

Thread 2 for our favorite sexy robot, Erling Haaland. Baby Viking. Hot Norwegian god.

First year in the Prem and currently at 48 goals in all comps. 22 year old Terminator. We know he would score as much in the bedroom as on the pitch.

 

[wordzalad]

Yaaaas thank you for making the new thread

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Oh dang itttt I’d only just got “the Louvre” out of my head hahahah

 

[Just Drive]

Thank you for the new thread, @futbolista and the perfect title, @wordzalad !

 

[StephenTJackson]

Nothing Baby about what our Baby Viking is packing!

Also that veiny thigh is inducing feral thoughts intoy brain

 

[wordzalad]

It’s not a want it’s a NEED

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Just watching the highlights during HT at united and someone kicked him in the ribs yesterday and he didn’t even flinch!!!

 

[redstraw16]

just popping in to ask which of you lot this is?

 

[Just Drive]

just popping in to ask which of you lot this is?

That person was commissioned by Jack of course.

 

[futbolista]

just popping in to ask which of you lot this is?

It’s 1000000% @wordzalad

 

[futbolista]

Absolute unit

 

[Just Drive]

Absolute unit

Poor Kimmich and his futile attempt.

 

[futbolista]

this has become a sound on tiktok and I’m here for it

 

[wordzalad]

It’s 1000000% @wordzalad

. I wish I had that art skill, I can’t draw a stick man!

 

[Bonnybob]

 

[StephenTJackson]

Well that's hot as duck!

 

[wordzalad]

Throw me about like that

 

[Just Drive]

this has become a sound on tiktok and I’m here for it

This will be a classic.

Oh wow.

 

[Just Drive]

HAALAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDD!!!!!

Broke the record!

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

The power of the hair !!!!!

What a game
Omg another scrap!!