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Cut his pony tail off and he’s just another Peter Crouch
Erling Haaland #2 So fine he should be in the LOUVRE
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Cut his pony tail off and he’s just another Peter Crouch
This is for @wordzalad not sure if you’ve watched the match
this is for everyone else bc hopefully he’ll get back into scoring mode
I've missed his gorgeous body.
Everything changed when Erling came on. He was on one today! Get in, Viking!
Point to prove.And he did.
Nice kit but it would look better on the floor
No beef next week it’s for the greater good if City take the 3 points and I’ll share my euro millions win with youNice kit but it would look better on the floor
I mean a cut of millions would be a nice consolation when we inevitably get batteredNo beef next week it’s for the greater good if City take the 3 points and I’ll share my euro millions win with you
.Hat trick! 
Thank you, Alfie, for making the lasagna again.
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4 goals for our Viking!
Thank you, Alfie, for making the lasagna again.---
4 goals for our Viking!
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Beast mode activated. 
I’m not but my brother is
why’s he doing this to me, me and the Viking are going to fall out if he keeps showing us up like this
Would you rather shag Haaland for the rest of your life or Wolves win a treble???I’m not but my brother is
why’s he doing this to me, me and the Viking are going to fall out if he keeps showing us up like this
Wolves win the treble. No one would see me for days then I’d rock up on the news as one of those people that got pissed and paid for an Uber to Disneyland Paris or something
Sorry big Erl
. Go have your milk now that you’ve shown us up 
None of us do.Keane is a twit.
Keane is a sad, jealous troll. Go on, Erl!
I dunno what Keane said but nothing surprises me. Pundits are so desperate for attention especially the sky lot. 
Firstly Keane ended Alfie's career with a horrible tackle iirc then Keane said Erling was a division 2 striker or something equally asI dunno what Keane said but nothing surprises me. Pundits are so desperate for attention especially the sky lot.
