Enjoying being Emma #5 Face like a slapped arse, can’t wait to get back to her claas

[cherrypicker]

I mean I get having a day out the day before as I’m assuming they are back at work/nursery tomorrow- but why give his presents a day early? She could have at least saved them for tomorrow. It’s not going take him long unwrap the few that there is.

Also it’s really annoyed me she set his train track up in his room so he could play with it when he got up so they would get another 30mins before he came into their room - what mother wouldn’t want to see their kids face when they saw/opened a new present?

 

[cupcakeeater23]

This is what I thought.
My kids are my priority.
No, you shouldn't forget about yourself.. But kids are priority imo

agreed! She could easily make time for herself after the children are in bed

 

[cherrypicker]

Really winds me up she always calls it a hot bath … why not just a bath? No one is going to assume you’re having a cold bath you daft mare!!

 

[Lifeislemons]

Children pick up on emotions far more than most adults think. Chances are both those children are already anxious because of their environment

 

[Londonsays]

Never in my life have I known anyone who prioritises a bath over everything else. I must be doing something wrong with my baths because I just don’t get why she is so obsessed by them.

 

[cupcakeeater23]

If she wanted a reed diffuser so badly, why did she have to choose a “designer” one. I can’t even justify spending £40 on a new winter coat for myself which is in the sale

 

[ChubClubThug]

For my own sanity and to get some sleep I'd just stick her in bed with me my son was an absolute nightmare for waking too. He's only just starting to settle in his own bed now aged 4. Some kids are just like that, it's life. Can't help but think she's being super dramatic going by all her other posts and how she freaks out over the tiniest thing

She's an attention seeking dickhead

 

[ChubClubThug]

I put my things on Vinted at like 9/10pm. It's not like ebay where you need the auction to end at a peak time to get sales. She's a total fanny. Nice for her to be able to afford the luxury of shoving her kids in daycare. Those jobs can wait forever. They're not urgent. She's just making excuses for her shitty attitude, and she knows it I'm sure

 

[cupcakeeater23]

As soon as I read the door comment I knew it was BS or at the very least learnt behaviour. It makes me wonder what those children see and hear day to day to react this way

 

[Sugarhoney]

Who the fuck goes away with their husband for their wedding anniversary, comes back from dinner and has a sleepy bath. If I went away with my husband my plan would be to not leave the room it’s be room services, some wine and walking like John Wayne the next day

 

[ChampagneBox]

My god she's doing my head in! I like to be organised but f'in Easter
It's just turned October for gods sake .....

I bet she doesn't know what spontaneous even means ,maybe if she threw caution to the wind & lived on the edge now and again she might smile

Seriously, she should have just joined the army or something if she wanted regimental discipline 24/7.

Her account is so draining, it literally sucks the life out of everything

She’s so depressing if she was a POW they’d probably give her back

 

[WhatABore]

She's definitley changed her tune about the kids!
Something has clearly been said!

 

[littlewonder]

saying ‘washed before it got treated’ seems like she’s slyly digging at John

 

[Hatefake]

Just seen this, so yesterday was such a good day and a huge difference cos she had both kids in nursery two days on the trot. Tell me again why she decided to have kids?

 

[melonsandlemons]

Bullshit did James say “mummy’s not that old is she? She’s not 38”. Literally utter bollocks that a just turned 4 year old had that level of understanding of a pair of balloons, or indeed that 38 was “old”.

She’s more like 83 anyway!

 

[Happyhan]

She was probably in a bad mood the whole time cos her bloody day out to London is cancelled and therefore took it out on her poor boy. Honestly I have a little one the same age and I would never in a million years speak about him like that especially not publicly. Poor child honestly she is a horror

 

[ChubClubThug]

She's so fucking miserable omg

Those two balloons cost more than her kids Christmas presents

 

[disillusionedbythegram]

I’ve talked to her occasionally in the past and honestly I think it’s more likely that she’s ND, she can be very abrupt and standoffish. I think it would make more sense that he’s just a normal 3 year old demonstrating normal behaviour but because SHE struggles so much with lack of structure she finds it challenging to parent them

 

[Sugarhoney]

*ascertaining

 

[Beanpop442]

I’m usually like they had no Pinot Grigio so I settled with Chardonnay.. not fucking cheese over ham!! She’s SOOOOOOOOOOO mundane, boring and miserable. I genuinely don’t know how John copes, do we think he’s a miserable fuck as well?