Emmylou MacCarthy #9 Emmylou Loves: Poppin’ pingers with Cheezel fingers

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My guess would be that she hasn't got a fridge in her bedroom!
 
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Will we be gifted a photoshoot of Lou at the waterpark today?
I'm really surprised to see her wear an "old" pair of one piece bathers to the water park when a snatch grabbing bikini would've been far more appropriate.
Those poor people at the water park don't know what they've missed.
I actually don't get it as it would've been the perfect place to parade around and have people look at her.
 
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Maybe she was starting to fit into all her newer swimmers too well with her crash weight loss, so she’s gone back to an old pair so that they’re still way too small
 
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Not sure about this water park but the biggest one in Perth (Adventure world) recently came under fire for having an 83 kg limit on a number of their water slides (not al) .. even old Constance Hall weighed in and said it was unjust blah blah. It was done for safety due to the extra momentum would gain and may fly off and was down by their insurers. I think the indignity of it was it's not discreet, way before geting on you step on a machine and buzzes red if you exceed the weight. Was also stopping large 6 foot guys so wasn't really "fattist".. but hey that doesn't make news for the outraged. anyway I wonder if lazy loo will encounter this there or will mumma just be lying in the pool eating bootleg salmonella wraps nd soggy cheezels? Bets please..

Jesus Christ I'm getting these ads in my Insta feed now!
 

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Sage’s exhale when she turns the camera on him.. my god . Does she not see it or just chooses to ignore it? She has zero self awareness.

Are we really to believe that they ate their chicken wraps on the way to gumbuya world at 8am? I remember her last trip there and her impromptu cooking segment with her contraband thermos hotdogs, live from a sun lounger. She was absolutely planning on doing the same thing this time but with her newest culinary revolution, chicken wraps.
 
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My friend is at Gumbya world today hahahaha can’t wait to hear all about the crop top princess on her free day out!

If I didn’t have covid I would have also gone haha just to take one for our team so I can see yo yo mumma in the flesh with her feisty rash and bathers that are cutting off her circulation.
 
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I can’t imagine cooking a steak for lunch and eating a wrap of that size …

The scratching while prepping food … I feel nauseous just reading your comments, I can’t watch it for myself
 
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Sage’s exhale when she turns the camera on him.. my god . Does she not see it or just chooses to ignore it? She has zero self awareness.
She doesn’t care. I get the sense he probably volunteers to film so that he’s not seen on camera. Sage and Camellia seem to take after Aaron and seem quite placid and just agree with her to keep the peace. I can see Sage being scolded for his antics yesterday. If you won’t appear on camera, you don’t get to participate in the fun family night out!! “This is my job, if you want to enjoy the benefits blah blah blah”. Vida is more of a mini-Emmylou, lots of attitude and still enjoys the attention of being on camera.

I wish Aaron would step in. I don’t know if he’s not viewing her stories (sensible) or blocked or what. If my child was clearly saying they didn’t want to be filmed (which is perfectly reasonable!!!!) and my partner ignored them, I’d be super pissed. Does he have any rights as far as withdrawing his consent to have them filmed?
 
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Yeah the emotional blackmail would be through the roof with LL. Most parents work hard to provide for their kids first but she makes it out that they owe her and need to be thankful for being exploited everyday day she has them.
"If you film me Sagey, Mumma will get a whole lot of money that I will spend on myself but I'll take you and your sisters to anything thats free and I'll even try to sneak in food and FFS smile will ya"
Yo yo
 
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I've been to Gumbuya a few times and they make you stand on electric weights in front of everyone and if your group is too heavy you can't ride. So I doubt she'll be able to go on any with the kids
 
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I cut right down on carbs a year ago and have lost 25kg (with excersise as I could but nothing crazy). My neck now looks like shit though, not sure what to do about that
For me, really limiting carbs helped me drop weight pretty quick (I lost most of that in first 6m).

I don't really mind what anyone else does as long as they're not deceitful.
 
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I believe I heard her say she's wearing zinc. In those screenshots, she looks like a bloated, tanned corpse. I used to think she was attractive. Lately, she's looking like hell.
She's looking ruff these days.. I've never found her attractive tho...
 
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Ahh! So that's why she went at the crack of shit! Just like the Big4! Nobody is around and can film like the dickhead she is.

Just be present with the kids you freeloading slug.
 
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What's a Cowabunga Chicky Babe

Whatever it is, you are neither of those things..

Also, of course she can surf
Probably rode slayed at Bell's with Kelly Slater back in the day.
 
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