Why thankyou! *sheepishly takes a bow* That’s two Emmylou thread titles in a row for me, making me infinitely more successful than the Aisuru & Cachia Active launches combined……..Yo yo yo! A new thread for Emmylou Loves already!
Congrats to @CEOManagingDirectorAuthor for the thread title.
Honourable mention to our runner up @SnarkyTart for the brilliant “Areola bigger than plates, fungi still her only mate” suggestion.
Party size bags of Cheezels all round! (A minimum of one bag each of course).
I’m sitting in my undies and crop top stuffing cheezles into my mouth with one hand and light stimmimg with the other, all ready for this shitshow to unfold! Can’t wait!Here’s to 50 more glorious pages of EL’s nutty antics!
Yo Yo Yo, whaddup? Big Love!!Yo yo yo! A new thread for Emmylou Loves already!
It looks like they hold a lot of info sessions too, but again you can come and go as you please. It seems so wasteful because you know EmmyLou stays for the salad wraps and a few group exercise sessions but I bet she spends the rest of her time swanning around Geelong waiting to get recognisedThis ‘health retreat’ doesn’t seem to have a lot of accountability. Leave whenever you want, drop into the servo and scoff a hungry man sausage roll if you’re peckish, do as much or as little exercise as you please, and the prepared food is just basic stuff you could do at home. How they can charge people thousands of dollars for what is essentially a hotel room and access to some group fitness classes is beyond me. The diet industry really excels at taking advantage of desperate people!
Exactly and after she had that manic rant last week about her weekly meals and what they are, why would you feel the need to go to fat camp? *If* (big if), she was being honest and actually ate what she said she dished up for dinner, that’s actually a decent menuThis ‘health retreat’ doesn’t seem to have a lot of accountability. Leave whenever you want, drop into the servo and scoff a hungry man sausage roll if you’re peckish, do as much or as little exercise as you please, and the prepared food is just basic stuff you could do at home. How they can charge people thousands of dollars for what is essentially a hotel room and access to some group fitness classes is beyond me. The diet industry really excels at taking advantage of desperate people!
I genuinely can’t believe I’m defending EL on this but I grew up in Geelong and they were ALWAYS referred to as the botanical gardens. Maybe to try to avoid comparisons to Melbourne’s much better botanic gardens? I don’t know. Myer was also always called Myers so Geelong’s track record for correct pronunciation of words isn’t greatAww you guys, the Geelong BotanicAL Gardens are so stunnink
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