It’s funny isn’t it, she posts absolutely every mundane thing she does in her life but she never posts anything about her cleaning “big faaarkn day getting house work done at da hovel, absolutely exhausted” I actually wonder if she ever vacuums her house!?
Emmylou Loves #93 24 hour trip to NZ with Judy Free, then it's time to melt budder in the new Mitsubishi
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Just hire a cleaner? I don’t get it.
Back in the 80's you could get oysters as a snack after midnight at a club in preston. Of course the guys all went for it and hoped for a good session with the female they had chatted up.
The round flabby face on this mole is next level - it’s like she’s been inflated with a bicycle pump. That monstrosity around her neck surely cannot be considered as jewellery it’s like a prison grade padlock. Also coming out of that movie premiere couldn’t even shut her gob for 5 seconds with her manic drivel & cutesy giggling. Home to feed her pie hole with Mac & cheese.
Didn’t she have the airtasker ad for the cleaner? What happened to that I wonder.
Can you imagine the vacate cleaning bill when she moves? She doesn’t keep on top of anything.. it’s going to be brutal!!!
I refuse to listen to anything she says about parenting and weekends on weekends off, its utter bullshit. She has so much time all week doing nothing. She made note that she had the kids a few weekends in a row. I would love that! Clean your house you grot, its shameful!
I said the other day when she was in the tracksuit standing with Anthony LP that she looked like a toddler - now again with her hair last night, she looked like a toddler!! Why does she get it so very wrong so very often??! 
Someone is spiralling, the rehashing of the difficulties with co parenting story two years post split says to me that something has happened with ALove since his vacation. I have no sympathy for her whatsoever everything that is miserable in her life is of her own selfish making, she refuses to accept any type of responsibility.
Yeah, if everything is so amazing with Alove, why mention it?
The OTT self-indulgence this morning tells me something is going down
Does she not have a bra on at the nail place?? There’s a lot of jiggling happening on that screen 
I feel that she’s done that spiel about self love and self care as she’s planning a big night tonight
Her friend who is tall, knew she was going to the theatre, so decided to put her hair up high in a bun, she sounds just as bad as Emmy, how are the people behind you meant to see???
Her friend who is tall, knew she was going to the theatre, so decided to put her hair up high in a bun, she sounds just as bad as Emmy, how are the people behind you meant to see???
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She tried to get an AirTasker but at $30 no one came knocking.
New thread title suggestion “Kid-free days and kid-free weekends, mama’s busy with nothing…the tit show never ends.”
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Has bubs had some lip filler? Also, don’t get the same barbie trash pink nails, it’s reinforcing that you want to be like lazylou. Encourage your big sis to get brown to cover her dirty, undie picking claws.
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Has bubs had some lip filler? Also, don’t get the same barbie trash pink nails, it’s reinforcing that you want to be like lazylou. Encourage your big sis to get brown to cover her dirty, undie picking claws.
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It’s her regular tanning jiggle. The pancakes are always loose and for some reason, on very public display. Go home!Does she not have a bra on at the nail place?? There’s a lot of jiggling happening on that screen
She is so jazzed that her ugly pink nail polish has become "famous" since she started using it and they are out of it at the nail place. And then she does that stupid giggle. She is foul.
Last week: Disingenuous attempt at cost of living relatability 
Today: Eyebrows hair takeaway coffees spray tan $50 steak lunch
Today: Eyebrows
hair takeaway coffees spray tan $50 steak lunch When most people get their eyebrows and nails done, wash and blow dry and a spray tan - they look pretty blood good - Emmy Lou - nope, still butt-*ucking-ugly. Can’t polish a turd.
I agree something is up with Aaron.
Emmy went all in for a Saturday. She must be prepping to go out and find Babe4.0
Emmy went all in for a Saturday. She must be prepping to go out and find Babe4.0
The mrs was watching that earlier and i was like "but didn't the barbie movie come out recently, hence everything pink being snatched up, not old mate DemtelLoiu making stuff popular" (i didn't actually say DemtelLoiu to her)
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