The dress is short on the model. That fabric is not very forgiving for anyone who isn't a size 8.
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Wow! Mumma is flying this morning. Could she talk any faster?
The outfit is bleeping hilarious!
The outfit is bleeping hilarious!
Has she tried to squeeze in to the same size as the model? Jesus bleeping Christ. That is not meant to be a skin tight dress EL. See the model photo? You need to size up at least 2 dress sizes. For the love of god, do the general public a favour and get changed it to something more your actual size.
Count down is on till someone asks here when she is ‘expecting’.
The poor dress is stretched to within an inch of its life it’s virtually see thru.
and…. Is someone else driving here in the Mitsubishi, she was going to the passenger side
The poor dress is stretched to within an inch of its life it’s virtually see thru.
and…. Is someone else driving here in the Mitsubishi, she was going to the passenger side
Oh thanks everyone I'm stoked, my first thread title! Thanks Michy, imma pass on the date night though - no interest in Navadalou's sloppy secondsEmmyLou Loves #89 the return of Hoochylou, mumma's hips don't lie but her scales sure do
Congrats to @Baby Snark for the thread title! You win a date night with King Babe Senior! Flights to Navada dessert, dinner, Uber, hotel, drinks and spouse Visa is to be covered by you! Enjoy you lucky duck
xx please email us at [email protected]
would love a free holiday though, hopefully less boring than Hoochylou's!But dont you know she's a size 10 who identifies as a size 8
even tho she's probably 14+. Honestly does she have carnival mirrors in her home who can look in the mirror and think yeah I can go out in public looking like that 
Imagine sitting beside that on a flight with the skirt riding up and seams holding on for dear life!!
She looks like a blood clot in that dress.
Does she have shoes on?
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Well if you don’t wanna date King Babe Senior, then I mightOh thanks everyone I'm stoked, my first thread title! Thanks Michy, imma pass on the date night though - no interest in Navadalou's sloppy seconds
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I think that she feels like if she can SQUEEZE into it then it farkin fits! We all remember the barcode dress (Balenciaga)But dont you know she's a size 10 who identifies as a size 8
brilliant as always #supercuteThanks for stopping mid-coddling and creating the new thread @Michy02
Now for a Recrap of Thread #88
My Mum went on a dicke chasing trip to Vegas and all I got was this crappy tshirt.
Location: Loose Vagus USofA
We put our Krusty Kinis, Vida’s shorts and “sweet baby girl” voice on and buckled in to Daddy Babe’s Camry for a road trip to Red Rock Deli!! Slappin our own ass in excitement at seeing where literal and actual Red Rock Deli chips grow, We were very disappointed to not find any chip plants. Very confusing and misleading #ad #adstandards
Time to bid the Babesgoodbye with a farken layover in fricken Santa Monica. Oh mah gawd!! We headed straight to the historic food halls and farmers markets
[Get in mah belly!!] and saw a bewdiful farken swanky AF fountain, OUR best friend Charlotte’s store and some other tit n stuff on the way. Food glorious farken food!! Mumma was livin the farken Merican dream!!
Location: United Airlines dunny
Face masks and fanny wipes in the airplane loo and a farken bewdiful welcome home with hot air balloons too!! Sahhhh prity for Port Melbourne’s favourite daughter
Location: The Hovel, Port Melbourne
And just like that…..in a hawt minute we were back with our nearest and dearest - the Mitsubishi, crossbody bag collection, fresh oxtail, Braaaaddddd and cookin up a storm in The Hovel. Showering is optional y’all
Supervised access with The Children on ALove’s weekend to give them their crappy presents then this hometown hero took the farken dogs for a walk cos farken bloat from flyin n spendin 2 weeks in the farken hawt dessert an mah tummy tuck swellin. Prayers and Sorrows for mah waistband
Dear Diary -
Fark me ALove never changed the batteries in me scales at the end of daylight savings so they told me I put on 4 farken kay gees on mah peen holiday!! I literally and metaphorically only ate salad a dark meatI made bewdiful memories so who farken cares…imma just go an have a farken steamin hot bowl of sumthin….or a bagel….crossiant…
Mumma is hungrier than her arse in her favourite pink gbanger!!
……10kg chicken wings, 2 ‘small’ bowls of sugar free ice cream and a cuppla steamin hot bowls of oxtail slop later, Mumma slapped her own ass and curled up on the sadza stained couch and played a game of Candy Crush.
Gewwwdddd mornin happy farken Sundy from Naaaaadsss Cafe!! Got meself a latte but no coin for those pesky kids waitin in the Mitsubishi. Fark no! Mumma gots to hustle now!
[Meanwhile “Codegate” threatened to send Fezzas into a civil war to rival “Pantygate” started by our Merican fren @Buttercup123 many threads ago but thanks to the distraction of Emmy’s cankles in her Jordans and @Limpy Love getting castrated in the Chaddy underground carpark, we popped on some Kanye and hip hopped back into our Sunday Snark Sesh]
Monday’s hot tip was how to “coddle” your milk to make buttermilk for your pancakes…
The pollen count appeared high in Port Melbourne this weekend and the Fezza Meteorologists in residence predict this will rise mid week as Mumma tries to survive on her version of intermittent fasting (eat 16 hours:fast 8 hours) and climaxon Friday as Babe 3.0 posts stories of romantic day trips to Walmart in his dad’s Camry with his newest peen puller
“Aunty Bubs is in da farken house!!!”
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The Christmas door mat is still out there. I would have thrown that in the bin, it's not like EL would have noticed.
@#Super Cute I don't have asthma but you got me WHEEEEEEZING girl Pure bleeping perfection, every single word...and then, the picture You are the Queen 
Pure bleeping perfection, every single word...and then, the picture You are the Queen I think whoever was holding the phone Lia, Sue-Lyn? Will be driving. Aaron drove her car yesterday.
Virgin Australia colab. I see another trip coming up soon. Maybe back to the good old USofA
That is one ugly dress. What style is that and when the hell was it ever in fashion???? And she probably couldn't find the dustpan because she never uses it. Also, poor Richard. I bet he didn't miss her one bit. That huge voice bragging with every breath. Godawful.
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I used to work for the Dept of Homeland Security. If I still did, I would try to get her banned from our country.Virgin Australia colab. I see another trip coming up soon. Maybe back to the good old USofA
And she must have magic mirrors in her house if she thinks that monstrosity of a dress looks good.
So did she make the pancakes for the kids, or for herself? To me it seemed like she was by herself, it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
Loving how the fabric in the dress has become see through and the scar is visible!
YoYoMumma thinks she is so hawt!
YoYoMumma thinks she is so hawt!
Im triggered by the buttermilk today because she wants american pancakes.Last time we heard of buttermilk was when Sage wanted to use it for his fried chicken.witch shut him down so fast and said No, she wasn't going to that much trouble.Her crappy mothering has no limits.
That dress....yikes 
Reminds me - must get the sofa cushions restuffed.
Reminds me - must get the sofa cushions restuffed.
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