EmmyLou Loves #59 Jingle bells your minge smells, Babe flew away. Depressive slump, talking dumps on a Summer's day

[slap2fish2gether]

Laurie Lawrence Lou - thanks for your swimming tips. I'll take it on board, just like I do with everything else you are an 'expert' at.

I'm waiting for LaurieLawrenceLou to give us her version of "kids alive do the five"..

 

[MeowbahCanGoRot]

Priority number 1. Right here.

 

[Black.bird]

I know right, it’s a messy fruit, cut it at home and just bring forks or toothpicks to eat it with

I just want to share an Insta profile of someone who is the opposite to the hot mess EL
I love her

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I love Patti! She is the Sydney version of Loulou's friend Jewel Chick (fancy Toorak lady)

 

[Oops I did it again]

I can understand SL not wanting to go to the beach, sometimes it’s a punish going to the beach on a super hot day, it can be unbearable
Plus she would have been stuck filming Lardy Lou

And burning his retinas seeing Yo mumma“s Frankenstein body in those bikinis.

 

[Black.bird]

Found this on another influencers page don’t ever click on this cows links she still makes cash from it. It gives good insight into why she still gets gigs even if her dumb followers don’t buy it creates traffic.

As for the bag she had a discount for so did Lorinska my sister has one and it is a great everyday out and about bag …. Got in in black through Lorinska’s code not our resident narcissist

Good grief - I wonder how many click on the link - without purchasing - yet PiggyLou still gets big $$$$ for her trough

 

[influencerschminzuer]

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As if!

Yeah, because in this current cost of living crisis people are queuing up to buy her plasticote bags for $99 - the same thing they could get at Kmart for less than $20. And nooooooooooooooooooooobody is buying those awful tablecloth print dresses!

It was written with sarcasm but I guess that didn’t come across

 

[cashedupbogan]

Unpopular opinion:

I'm not a fan of Chyka. Loves herself a bit too much for my liking. Signed up for a reality TV show to flog her business and profile but as soon as people asked personal questions quit. Pretty sure that if you sign up for such a show then you should be happy for all aspects of your life to be commented on - you can't pick and choose. Her daughter is a gross loudmouth bogan.

I did like Lydia though!

Chyka's in her 50's and her business was already successful before the show, but yes of course it helped the business get more publicity.

 

[Director of Mugs]

How many basketball jerseys does this greedy witch need honestly?

She has 3. 2 with her name on the back and the one she was gifted today.

 

[makeitstop]

The couch was mainly used for this

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Such glamour

 

[Blue Lou]

This fezza just got her first shoutout in awhile! I was feeling as neglected as @EmmysUnusedHairbrush!

I also learnt to screenrecord…but can’t seem to upload it maybe it works maybe it doesn’t…I need my own farken LeahLiaSallySue

Nailed it.

 

[whodat1]

Please I want to see the wedding dress.

Is that on the “for sale” rack now???

 

[Bizziebody]

She has 3. 2 with her name on the back and the one she was gifted today.

Too many for this guts.

 

[whodat1]

Is she only having 1 kid at a time?
Or do the others not want to be filmed?
I know we always assume things and then its nothing and they all pop up eventually but I just wish it was that they were off camera for good.

Also I feel sorry for Vida. She loves her mum and they clearly still share a bed and i think she loves her time with her mum.

To those of you who have followed for ages, where did Vida used to sleep, before Aaron Left Us?

Also LOL we are not his type? 100% bet Aaron would give me the throwdown over her ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. Thats why he left you, you raging narcissistic fuck.

she looked like she was having one on one time with the 2 girls a day at a time and of course filming!!!

 

[Black.bird]

Announcing to 119k people that S can’t have the basketball jersey on Christmas Eve ….Merry Christmas

Leah, who is that in your avatar? She reminds me of me, when I'm at the hairdressers!

It makes me laugh every time ...

 

[Icantlookaway]

He tried to come to an event I was managing a few years back. We took great pleasure in rejecting him and he was not happy. It was glorious.

He's such a flog

 

[Super Cute]

Deleted her bio on new account, we see you Emmy.

Don't think her communidy will be happy if she's holding out from sharing content with them on her 119k followers account. Harder to shill when you're not sharing your dribble to one & all.

Why would she do that? Every day the social media world makes less sense to me…

 

[Black.bird]

Chyka's in her 50's and her business was already successful before the show, but yes of course it helped the business get more publicity.

Yep, and the TV shows/segments, gorgeous home, "Aussie's answer to Martha Stewart" success, etc.

I loved her home, loved her lifestyle, etc., and could watch a show just about her life and travels but a few things annoyed me about her on Housewives.

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Also I don’t think their business would’ve been at all aided by being on RHOM. They were doing royal weddings in Dubai and the entire Birdcage at the spring racing carnival, I think they were a bit beyond being bolstered by brand recognition amongst Australian Foxtel watchers in their homes.

Exactly, they’ve been hugely successful in the corporate world for years in the Events space but having had personal experience with them both, oh my, they are so kind and surprisingly down to earth, both Bruce and Chyka have flamboyant personalities, it’s no way put on, it’s just them…..

 

[mariah cachia]

Taking requests now but I don’t have that song Hopefully this will satiate your appetite

Love it, thank you!

 

[rulebreaker101]

Who is the male voice behind the phone ? Doesn’t sound like Aaron. It’s not sage. Is babe back or a new babe lol. V isn’t happy. It’s not that she’s concentrating. I think v is not ready to share mum with someone else. It definitely sounds like a babe. Listen to this part with the egg peeling

I think that’s babe. She wasn’t as manic and seemed calm. She didn’t talk as much as she does. That’s babe. I hate that I know the difference in her voice with and without babe around