EmmyLou Loves #40 My life’s a mess, buy my body confidence dress, what size you’ll be

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Can't say I ever look puffy and bloated from drinking too much water, in fact it's the opposite. I do get puffy and bloated when I drink too much alcohol though! Leave your commentary off the gram Dr Lou
 
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I drink over 100 ounces (more than 10 cups) of water a day and my face is never puffy. Maybe it is all the sodium she takes in from those saucy meats. She is such a liar.
 
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Puffy from water?! HAHAHAHA

Lou Lou yet again got on the turps last night and this is the mess we get this morning.

Again, I ask?! How the duck has this flog got a 'cook book'?!
 
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I drink over 100 ounces (more than 10 cups) of water a day and my face is never puffy. Maybe it is all the sodium she takes in from those saucy meats. She is such a liar.
Are you American? How did you come across Emmylou if so just out for curiosity? Didn’t know she was that known outside of Victoria let alone Aus 🙈
 
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Good to see she finally feels the cold and needs a hoodie instead of horrifying us with a crop top
 
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Good to see she finally feels the cold and needs a hoodie instead of horrifying us with a crop top
But it’s the same hoodie she’s been wearing to pick up rubbish, mow the lawn, cook and now exercise in! She’s told us she doesn’t have a dryer and us Tattlers aren’t silly. It’s unwashed 🤢
 
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But it’s the same hoodie she’s been wearing to pick up rubbish, mow the lawn, cook and now exercise in! She’s told us she doesn’t have a dryer and us Tattlers aren’t silly. It’s unwashed 🤢
This is what I don't understand for the absolute life of me.

She clearly has a problem with shopping yet we only ever see the same items of clothing on repeat for days on end?! The putrid stench that would come off her would be horrific.

We know FROM WHAT SHE SHOWS US that she has no hygiene but come on Lou Lou shower?! Wash your face?! Wash your clothes?! Wash your hair?! Brush it for duck sake! She is just an absolute disgrace.

The thought of her stench makes me sick.
 
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She seems to get stuck on things. The same clothes on repeat, the same meals on repeat.
 
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Puffy from water?! HAHAHAHA

Lou Lou yet again got on the turps last night and this is the mess we get this morning.

Again, I ask?! How the duck has this flog got a 'cook book'?!
Just realised that we didn’t see any kids go as Emmylou for Book Week! What a missed opportunity. I guess they all went as Alaska instead this year.
 
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Ok Tattler fezzas it’s my first day out of iso so I’m going outside to get some magic (mushrooms) before EL sucks it all up 🪄🦄🔮🍄

I’ve drank a lot of water so hopefully I don’t blow up and I’ll probably only make it to the letterbox before I run out of breath!
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Also apologies for the shitful photoshop that was so tit it looked like EL’s handiwork 🥹🤣
 
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Does this flog think before she posts????? Oh wait...........
Puffy from over hydration, ok Tattlers lay off the H2O today we wouldn't want to look like that!
 
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