EmmyLou Loves #40 My life’s a mess, buy my body confidence dress, what size you’ll be

[liar liar flaps on fire]

The faces on Pollie and the other (non dickehead) Lia when EL and dickehead Leah were laughing and talking tit!! Classic.
Reminds me of the group assignments back in my uni days, there was always at least one immature fuckwit in the group. They were the imposters who didn’t actually know what they were doing so just acted the goat the whole time and let everyone else do the work. Grow up EL and do your job. bleeping useless.

 

[ktra2021]

After this morning’s slow pan of her kitchen floor with giggles in the background I’m convinced she’s playing with us tattlers. There’s quite a few things that have been commented on here lately that she’s either taken onboard (eg sticking more in the cooking/food prep lane, showing less of the children) or mocked (eg today’s kitchen floor, all of the references to/shots of African snags). She sure is an odd one.

 

[Super Cute]

And she probably got those oil stands for free when she was with Doterra.

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I thought she couldn’t get any more desperate and then I saw this

Next in line:

1. Bundle of used Garnier masks $50/5 (complete with your celebrity EL unique scent) Still plenty of jizz left on these ladies, good for rubbing into your dela-coat-age.

2.

and just because she shits me extra today:

 

[gemmagucci]

After this morning’s slow pan of her kitchen floor with giggles in the background I’m convinced she’s playing with us tattlers. There’s quite a few things that have been commented on here lately that she’s either taken onboard (eg sticking more in the cooking/food prep lane, showing less of the children) or mocked (eg today’s kitchen floor, all of the references to/shots of African snags). She sure is an odd one.

I
Know right?! But seriously cleaning the floors is part of adult life. I’m sick and tired of cleaning bathrooms And vacuuming up everyone crumps. My Teenagers eat like their Marty monster with a big gummy mouth and drop food everywhere. But clean your floors, vacuum and mop regularly. It’s non negotiable.

 

[Icantlookaway]

After this morning’s slow pan of her kitchen floor with giggles in the background I’m convinced she’s playing with us tattlers. There’s quite a few things that have been commented on here lately that she’s either taken onboard (eg sticking more in the cooking/food prep lane, showing less of the children) or mocked (eg today’s kitchen floor, all of the references to/shots of African snags). She sure is an odd one.

I know if I went to a snark page to read about things people dislike about me, I would not cope well. (I'd stay away for my own mental health) but as they say, any publicity is good publicity, I guess she thinks any time people are talking about her whether its good or bad, she loves it. Hey Emmy, while you're reading here, how about you take on some of the USEFUL comments, you swamp donkey

 

[PalmSizedSteak]

OK I'm a little behind but I need to vent.

1) I'm sick to death of her fake AF performance for the camera. The overacting is killing me! When she gently inserts the knife to circle around the edges, leaning in so slowly like she is a chef at La French Patisserie, pulling the knife away from the crème caramel polenta looking turd and cradling it ever so carefully with her stubby grimy digits. If she wasn't being filmed, she would have sliced around that fucker and thrown the knife into the grubby sink like her pathetic attempts at slamming that fake Tiffany basketball into the rusting hoop out the front of Le Maison Dump.

2) Calling the camera in for the money shot. Those little grimy digits beckoning the camera to pan in with her mad crazy eyes giving away the fact that she is a bleeping surprised as we are that half didn't stick to the pan.

3) Final rant - and I don't know why she is irritating the duck out of me but Leah looks like Neil from the young ones. Dragging her long hair through the crème. Gross

 

[AJAYA]

I
Know right?! But seriously cleaning the floors is part of adult life. I’m sick and tired of cleaning bathrooms And vacuuming up everyone crumps. My Teenagers eat like their Marty monster with a big gummy mouth and drop food everywhere. But clean your floors, vacuum and mop regularly. It’s non negotiable.

Lol @ Marty monster

 

[hotpussy]

OK I'm a little behind but I need to vent.

1) I'm sick to death of her fake AF performance for the camera. The overacting is killing me! When she gently inserts the knife to circle around the edges, leaning in so slowly like she is a chef at La French Patisserie, pulling the knife away from the crème caramel polenta looking turd and cradling it ever so carefully with her stubby grimy digits. If she wasn't being filmed, she would have sliced around that fucker and thrown the knife into the grubby sink like her pathetic attempts at slamming that fake Tiffany basketball into the rusting hoop out the front of Le Maison Dump.

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2) Calling the camera in for the money shot. Those little grimy digits beckoning the camera to pan in with her mad crazy eyes giving away the fact that she is a bleeping surprised as we are that half didn't stick to the pan.


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3) Final rant - and I don't know why she is irritating the duck out of me but Leah looks like Neil from the young ones. Dragging her long hair through the crème. Gross

"le Maison dump" I'm dead!!

 

[Michy02]

OK I'm a little behind but I need to vent.

1) I'm sick to death of her fake AF performance for the camera. The overacting is killing me! When she gently inserts the knife to circle around the edges, leaning in so slowly like she is a chef at La French Patisserie, pulling the knife away from the crème caramel polenta looking turd and cradling it ever so carefully with her stubby grimy digits. If she wasn't being filmed, she would have sliced around that fucker and thrown the knife into the grubby sink like her pathetic attempts at slamming that fake Tiffany basketball into the rusting hoop out the front of Le Maison Dump.

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2) Calling the camera in for the money shot. Those little grimy digits beckoning the camera to pan in with her mad crazy eyes giving away the fact that she is a bleeping surprised as we are that half didn't stick to the pan.


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3) Final rant - and I don't know why she is irritating the duck out of me but Leah looks like Neil from the young ones. Dragging her long hair through the crème. Gross

Oh my god these screen shots! Pls can we include ‘polenta looking turd’ in the next title

 

[Broken Veneers]

Emmy's plastic surgeon is on The Project tonight = most likely to comment on this:



He should take Emmy with him as his star patient

 

[gemmagucci]

OK I'm a little behind but I need to vent.

1) I'm sick to death of her fake AF performance for the camera. The overacting is killing me! When she gently inserts the knife to circle around the edges, leaning in so slowly like she is a chef at La French Patisserie, pulling the knife away from the crème caramel polenta looking turd and cradling it ever so carefully with her stubby grimy digits. If she wasn't being filmed, she would have sliced around that fucker and thrown the knife into the grubby sink like her pathetic attempts at slamming that fake Tiffany basketball into the rusting hoop out the front of Le Maison Dump.

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2) Calling the camera in for the money shot. Those little grimy digits beckoning the camera to pan in with her mad crazy eyes giving away the fact that she is a bleeping surprised as we are that half didn't stick to the pan.


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3) Final rant - and I don't know why she is irritating the duck out of me but Leah looks like Neil from the young ones. Dragging her long hair through the crème. Gross

Those eyes are the look of love. Get in ma belly!

She is slowly but surely finding her new Aaron aka camera man isn’t she?
Would like to know who the desperado is that is hooking up with her.

 

[Director of Mugs]

@PalmSizedSteak your screenshots are on point!

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

100%!! Add that to only seeing one empty plate on the table last night, then the African (I think) music playing in the background of one of the stories this morning, plus the extra *sexual* voice about the gross creme caramel, someone definitely had a sleepover last night!!!

Would one say she had her caramel crème’ed?

*escorts self out*

 

[MrsEyeroll]

Wtf is this look I wake up to? Tight jeans, massive high heeled Mules and a long technicolor puffer coat.. I can’t! Melbourne if this is fashun I’m dead!

It looks like a sleeping bag

 

[Mslane]

What a slob.

 

[rulebreaker101]

Sorry to change topic: My sisters cancer treatment is not working

 

[Michy02]

Sorry to change topic: My sisters cancer treatment is not working

I’m very sorry to hear this

 

[Icantlookaway]

Sorry to change topic: My sisters cancer treatment is not working

So sorry to hear this, sending you and your family so much love

 

[makeitstop]

Sorry to change topic: My sisters cancer treatment is not working

So sad for you all. 🤍

 

[Super Cute]

Wtf is this look I wake up to? Tight jeans, massive high heeled Mules and a long technicolor puffer coat.. I can’t! Melbourne if this is fashun I’m dead!

Speaking of fashun….I’ve run out of shows to binge on while I’m stuck at home with the Rona so thought I’d have a play with my other Insta account avatar…remind you of anyone?