Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.

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longwalksandcheezels

Yes, love Dezi! Fresh, simple (and delicious) home made meals who isn’t afraid to indulge in takeaway for the whole family every now and then. Her pasta, rice and BBQ prawns dish are high on my dinner rotation!!
 
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HeyBub

Rarely I can find a positive in her manic, shit show behaviour but it was nice to hear her admit she’s hopeless at basketball. Old mate Scummy could take a leaf out and realise it’s ok to say you’re shit at something
 
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Scaredweirdlittleguy

icouldsizedown said:
Watch out for the shaq attack!
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I know the Simpson isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but this scene (the bit before too) is basically Emmylou with S. I wish I could have added the video/longer gif but it was too big and I’m too dumb.

Re- her massive feet. I have a little pin head, big fat body, and tiny feet. I go down like a sack of crap at any given moment. I could do with a solid size 10 I reckon.
 
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emmygluewho

Why the fuck is everything such an over dramatic scene!? Her playing basketball!? The fake screaming!? Fake laughing!? Fake everything!?

Fuck, just enjoy family time without a camer out you lump of lard.
 
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SnarkyTart

Okay, here we go. I have:
•crooked teeth
•workman's hands
•small head
•small eyes
•neck hump
•gunt
•3 thickened toenails
•small, saggy boobs
My feet are in proportion to my body, but the rest of this meat sack is a shitshow. Only difference is, I'm not sharing my body online with strangers and desperately seeking their validation. Emmylou literally puts herself out there, warts and all. Her giant Hobbit feet are objects of derision because she draws attention to them in her bewdiful clacky mules, and her orthopaedic Michael Course netball sneakers.

Come at me, Alice
 
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Michy02

She spends hundreds on meat for one dish why was she this excited to get free pork from bubba sis?
 
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avex

Imagine being her neighbour
All that shrieking and screaming while playing basketball in the driveway, it would drive me batty to live near her.
 
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slap2fish2gether

Haha cheers for that!
 
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Female Businesswoman

More trolling on the weekends you don’t have the kids? I don’t believe that but it could be because you’re acting and dressing like a desperado!
 
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