Emmylou Loves #28 Equestrian Shrek, what the heck, EL's Swim School all hands on deck. Need a new man

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SnarkyTart

Thank you @YankeeRoo for our 28th thread title

THE BALI EMAIL HAS ARRIVED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Grab ya Canasten and a box of Cheezels, put your feet up on your second (or third?) hand recliner and get comfy. The Emmylou Shitshow rolls on!

Edit: fricken hell....the title was so good but I had to shorten and it's left off henpeck. Mods, can we fix it? Or did I just have one job to do and I stepped dogshit?
 
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screenfreelookatme

The way certain activities have “with Emmylou” specified is a dead giveaway that Emmylou has no intention of staying with them or participating in basically any of this
 
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Scaredweirdlittleguy

$2500 - $4300 not including flights? And I assume EmmyLou isn’t staying in either villa if beach walks and goal planning sessions are special?

Fucken lol at the dickeheads who sign up. They deserve what they get.

screenfreelookatme said:
The way certain activities have “with Emmylou” specified is a dead giveaway that Emmylou has no intention of staying with them or participating in basically any of this
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Snap!
 
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suelynqueen

screenfreelookatme said:
The way certain activities have “with Emmylou” specified is a dead giveaway that Emmylou has no intention of staying with them or participating in basically any of this
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I agree, it seems clear that she won’t be staying in the villa with them. I wonder if she will answer truthfully if and when someone asks this question.
 
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makeitstop

GOAL SETTING WITH EMMYLOU, this has to be one of the funniest things
I have read in my life I almost want to book just to experience GOAL SETTING WITH EMMYLOU
 
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Esme Watson

screenfreelookatme said:
The way certain activities have “with Emmylou” specified is a dead giveaway that Emmylou has no intention of staying with them or participating in basically any of this
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I had this EXACT thought. I wonder how they determined how much these super exciting activities cost?
 
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Limpy Love

Add the cost of flights, travel insurance, drinks, shopping and anything else you want to spend money on and it would have to be the most expensive Bali holiday EVER.

WHO WOULD SPEND THAT SORT OF MONEY FOR A BUNK BED
 
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emmygluewho

This absolute dogshit trip includes NOTHING!!??

I go to Bali LOTS! This is fucking hilarious. 4K!? Not including flights!? Ya absolutely kidding!? I wouldn’t blast that in a month in Bali! And I spend!
 
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cheezelfingers

anyone who signs up to this “experience” needs to take a serious look at their fucking lives.

Goal setting with emmylou is hilarious. “How to build a successful career as a tv presenter” oh wait, that was a fail so I’m a sell out influencer even though I said I don’t accept gifts.
 
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YankeeRoo

Wooohoo!!
 
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emmygluewho

Hahaha 'Goals with Emmy Lou'

This flog doesn't stick to something for more than 25 fucking minutes.
 
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Esme Watson

Did lose my shit at this latest Insta story. Stretched photo or non photoshopped photo?
 
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Super Cute

You’re the bloody best Snarky

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Fresh bombies!!!
 
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