Emmylou Loves #24 Yo yo mumma looking for a man, flashing her cans, about to start her Only Fans

[mackabonz]

she’s the gift that keeps on giving

I feel like she’s under the misguided notion that this is how single ladies dress to attract the the D! Which is why she’s villa hopping.

And you can just imagine her self talk in the mirror “momma looks hot, momma needs to get laid” - always referring to herself in the 3rd person because she’s a megalomaniac.

also, unpopular opinion but that dress is hideous, even on the stick person.

 

[Icantlookaway]

Did the girls give her the dress because once she squeezed in to it her odd shaped body stretched it out so it was unsellable??

Either that, or they know about the fungal issue and just didn't want it back

 

[Gomi goner]

Her little sway as she was clomping to the pool while being filmed.

She’s also swung and missed yet again. Her resort style doesn’t match the type of resort she’s at.

ETA please excuse my lame attempt at creating a collage hahaView attachment 1309525

My jaw hit the floor when I saw that waddle across the lawn! Her ass cheeks looked like two pigs bleeping under a blanket.
And the disgusting "come here" directing the poor employee like he was her personal cameraman.
Guess he'll have good story for family tonight... "you wouldn't believe the thing that rolled up to work today!"

 

[PAINTJOB]

What the actual duck

 

[Gomi goner]

What the actual duck

What?! Don't you love her "dressed up resort style villa wear???"
That she's not "normally cool enough to wear" but for some reason now is???

 

[Needsarealjob]

Ohhh I just had a thought. Maybe she could go on Botched and get her stomach fixed. She will be on an international TV show and fix her badly done tummy tuck. Win win!

 

[GeorgieBox]

All of her time is spare.

But she “shut down”

 

[Icantlookaway]

She bangs on about how she hydrates her face with masks and Esmi, I think she needs to use some chapstick and hydrate her lips. It always distracts me, and her new lipstick she's wearing today is not doing her any favours. She looks like she's sucked a lemon

 

[SnarkyTart]

Gimme a coupla farken minutes, mama's gunna make a new thread

 

[Sponfused]

Why does rhe dress looks so trash on her but not the model? It's like a different dress! It's so stretched and see through on her and she's so short it doesn't sit properly....

 

[Cheesecakelover]

She has a closet full of floaty Camilla kaftans that would actually be SO appropriate for this trip and instead she's stuffed herself into that monstrosity. She looks like a little jaundiced penis.

Please tell me that ain't a G-string bikini she's wearing underneath (who am I kidding, I'm praying for pics tbh ).


I gasped out loud. She is insane

Yessss!!!!!! I would swear she is wearing a g string

 

[chickenwrapLou]

I’m confused, Did this lunatic actually have surgery on that gut?
Surely she hasn’t done all this surgery, fat camps, duromine and God knows what else and still looks like she’s swallowed a watermelon?
She barely has those children and still can’t manage to get herself, her home and her life in order.
She infuriates me, She’s triggered me so much today with her Squashed in size 16 but ‘Im wearing an 8’ Narsasistic, deluded, body dystrophia, lazy, selfish Pig!
*rant over!

 

[Super Cute]

Da duck Tattlers?!! I’ve got 15 pages to catch up on since I last checked during my 5 minute cheezel break!! She looks like the Bananas in Pijamas mum in that god awful yellow dress

 

[SnarkyTart]

Clomp, don't walk! Thread 25 is live!

Emmylou Love #25 Her body shut down, it all went caput, now she's in Udbud with Ketut

Congrats and terima kasih to @Scaredweirdlittleguy for our 25th thread title ✌🏽👏🏼 This thread is bought 🤭 to you by the letter B, in honour of Bali, bananas, Big Bird and Emmylou's abominable style. The boorish bully surprised us all and took her clown show on the road, arriving in Udbud...

tattle.life

 

[Icantlookaway]

Da duck Tattlers?!! I’ve got 15 pages to catch up on since I last checked during my 5 minute cheezel break!! She looks like the Bananas in Pijamas mum in that god awful yellow dress

I know right, I haven't commented much on this thread because I was away on the weekend, and it's taken me days to catch up in between everything else, but I thought wow this 1 has moved fast

 

[SnarkyTart]

I know right, I haven't commented much on this thread because I was away on the weekend, and it's taken me days to catch up in between everything else, but I thought wow this 1 has moved fast

Faster than a totally unplanned (and coincidentally sponsored) flight to Bali!

 

[peacefulsoul]

What?! Don't you love her "dressed up resort style villa wear???"
That she's not "normally cool enough to wear" but for some reason now is???

Can’t believe she had that dress packed, surely she knew ahead of time. Extremely unflattering, even for beach wear.

It’s really not your usual LL retreat. Not much health chat, journaling, or breakthrough chat. Sounds just like a get away. I’m getting a regretful vibe from her, not much joy.

 

[Super Cute]

Omg this witch is delusional. Her fake giggling and strutting with her distended stomach. She literally looks like she needs a liver transplant cos she’s an alco or she’s pregnant. Bring back the gunt - it made more sense.

“Bring back the gunt”
I’m saying it like a chant!

 

[finelines]

GTFO. The bleeping faux baby voice/feigned sheepishness/excitement/whatever the duck she’s trying to emulate here - just NO. Stop. You look like a douche canoe. And WHO, on god’s green earth, thinks this looks good??

She thinks she is JLO!