Emmylou Loves #167

[YouAre]

Absolutely agree fully.

Maybe everyone needs to speak up about their most cringe Emmy moment, or post some throwbacks for the lurkers & new comers who might be here having a little look.

Mine would have to be the Melbourne Cup shame dance, poor Conrad rest his soul, he was such a gentlemen, when internally he would have been mortified her facial expressions and huge bloated gut in that dress was just everything.

Light stim, toe rings, Fat Ant & Pier dancing - she’s the gift that keeps on giving 🫣

 

[Guntinator]

Emmylou #167
The big back bunt at the courthouse, hopefully does some time and earns a prison spouse.
@MaddogBusy

 

[Whiskers1]

Imagine you're talking yourself up as a worldwide skincare mogul on one hand, (stand aside Estee please.... ) But you're flogging washing detergent capsules in your second hand top loader manky washing machine in your rented shitpit in the next breath.
Pick a lane Ems darl, are you Caroline Springs or Toorak?

 

[ActiveLies]

The time and effort she puts into her hair for it to end up looking exactly the same after a few hours is wild to me. Blow waves, rollers, all manner of shit and it just ends up being the same flat hair a few hours later because she’s got fine, dead straight hair. At this point, just accept it?

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

Jeepers. She'll have to shift a lot of cheap made in China shit stock to keep that lifestyle up!
I've never heard of her and from what I've now seen of her products, I'm definitely not her target market. Call me a snob but I prefer my knitted garments to be actual wool, and I like my jewellery not to tarnish
She sounds like a grifter so the fact that Emmypoo and Sarita Holland and the likes, were invited to her event, totally checks out.

There should be a site called “Shit dodgy cunty grifters from Instagram sell”, for all these brain dead nobodies to unite in the most basic thing they could do in life to make a quid.

 

[UmmOk]

Her kitchen always gives me the ick. I can feel the grimy cabinets and tiles just looking at those photos!

 

[Griftzilla]

Some snippets:

The dogs are jealous that she’s speaking to to people on a live. She reckons that’s an indication of how much alone time she has.

She said she’s lonely and that “the trolls” will give her hate for it and pick on her when she’s down.

We also got to watch her cleaning the top of her Stanley cup with a tissue that was so manky, she couldn’t show us.

Oh and she’s just realised that a lack of hydration is what caused her anxiety a few years ago.

 

[For everybody asking…]

My fav moment is when she was filming her Christmas show of all things food in a stretched blue n white dress and she barked like total diva at someone (think is was Amy) to get her a tissue for her fake crying….and what about that time when she was in WA visiting her trim n terrific sister and EL promised her sister a new kitchen when she “made it”…….haven't seen that sis on camera ever again

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

Can this moron ever say anything correctly.
“The moment of TRUCE”!! I kid you not.
Make sure your second hand scummy washing machine stays fresh and if you’re lucky you too can have a “moment of truce”. No Truth was harmed in the making of this paid partnership.
As you were Fezzas

 

[handunderchin]

Review time! My SIL was given the St Vag cleansing duo by her other SIL for her birthday and I tried them when I was visiting recently

They are SO shit! Very cheap look and feel to the packaging. The oil cleanser which she always raves about being luxe has the cheapest fake smell to it. The foaming cleanse seemed quite drying.

Can’t believe she has repeat customers!

 

[OhMyLou]

Wash your hair you fucken grub. Has the halo left is too?

speaking of favourite moments the photo of her at the beach after the swim walking up the hill taken by a fezza was gold. Emmy pretending to be there with for a romantic weekend when in actual fact he couldn’t have shown her less interest. He’s definitely out of the picture just like the teenagers.

 

[Butt3rfly]

For those of you asking, I had lasagna for lunch and I'll probably have the rest for dinner.

I made enough for The ChildrenTM but secretly, it's all for me.

 

[Whiskers1]

I do honestly think, the kids stay with her a few days every second week. Not to WK her..... Ever..... But they clearly don't want her to acknowledge their existence. Which she acknowledges, but it also clearly highlights that after years of cyber abuse, they've put their foot down.
Which in turn, also highlights after all the years of using her kids for social media, they've had enough.

 

[Griftzilla]

Imagine not having one friend to take to a comedy show with you on a Saturday night. Not one.

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

What a liar, she’s telling people she’s been a Beauty Therapist for 30 years, wtaf? Where are your credentials Grifter Lou? Working at a waxing stall 20 years ago at South Melbourne Market does not make you a Beauty Therapist babe…..

 

[YouAre]

Absolutely agree fully.

Maybe everyone needs to speak up about their most cringe Emmy moment, or post some throwbacks for the lurkers & new comers who might be here having a little look.

Mine would have to be the Melbourne Cup shame dance, poor Conrad rest his soul, he was such a gentlemen, when internally he would have been mortified her facial expressions and huge bloated gut in that dress was just everything.

2022 era EL in her waddling down the street in underwear or bikini photo shoots and squeezing the life out of Camilla clothing. Followed by a colonic…

 

[Gomi goner]

She goes to Mecca for someone to talk to. They pretend to be interested in her as the sales assistant needs to meet their kpi.

I've seen the beast in action at our local Mecca and you are 100% correct!

 

[somanyteeth]

Imagine being a mother of 3 beautiful kids and losing them to live with Limpy 3 streets away. What an absolute fuck knuckle of a person she must be to not have her kids under her roof.

I just cannot fathom.
My daughter just turned 2. And her dads gone away for work for a month and i truly cannot imagine it.
My SIL has gone to europe (live in melbs) for ten days with her mum and sister, her daughter is 1 and while I admire her being able to take a well deserved break, i cant imagine it.
Im sure when my girl is a teen and i can facetime her and text and share pics it might be easier to be away from her but I want to be next to her forever
So the way this cunt is happy to just not have her kids permanently at home baffles me so much but as a mum it would break my heart if my daughter didnt want to live with me.

 

[hotpussy]

Aaron is setting himself up nicely


#gettingthru50pages

Fark what assets does Noballs have to put in a SmSF??? Also "properties" doesn't include paying rent.. I'm dead at this late life grasp at wealth creation

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

All that shit is has been, nothing recent it worthy of mentioning, she’s a fucking washed up fuckwit.

Odd to me that she’s gone live twice in the one day, screams sad & lonely to me, just like the good old days.

At this rate she may as well head out to the Beats clubbing session and after party. Surely Eli and the Zim community are missing her, they were her besties after all.