Emmylou Loves #167

[lifeispeachy]

Omg one of her pinned stories is of her using lashings of budder

She put an entire slice of pate on bread with butter 🫣

 

[ActiveLies]

All this standup comedy talk reminds me, wasn’t she only ‘doing Zoe Moss’ while waiting to star in a feature film, while also studying to be a PT (at the dining room table). That would surely help her achieve her ultimate life goal: going to the Logies.

the dream of going to the Logies was when I first came across her. At the time I genuinely believed she was mentally incapacitated in some way because I simply couldn’t fathom attending the Logies being anything an adult with all their faculties would have as their highest aspiration.

I think I probably dreamed of attending the Logies… when I was 13 and wanted to pash Shane from Home & Away.

It’s actually lucky she has no friends at all because they’d have surely laughed in her face if she’d have told them she was going to dedicate months and months trying to get her fat head to the Logies and would call it a success that she stood outside the venue all dressed up, alongside pre-teens with handmade signs, trying to ‘interview’ Australian television personalities.

 

[slap2fish2gether]

She sure loves to share her gym routine lately.

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Going "beast mode", in the truest sense of the term . I bet the next person gets a yeast infection from using those machines.

 

[meg_snarkle]

She must be so lonely 🫩

No one, LITERALLY NO ONE, cares what you’re making for lunches and dinners this week, girl.
We are all out here making lunches and dinners too, sweety.

I imagine no one gives one flying asshole what I’m making and that’s why I went to university, got a job and I don’t share the batshit boring details of my life with the world in the hope of getting paid.

Hope that helps sweety xxx

 

[ActiveLies]

I feel sick just reading that. As you may very well be on the money.

I would hate to be her accountant and sort through the mess of her expenses.

Sometimes you can see how unhappy she is. Forever trying to make it, but she never will.

Seriously, she’s been at this grind to get famous for 10 years. I think she’d have easily spent an average of $25k a year on clothes, hair, make up, photo shoots, the weird props and junk she’s bought (brought ) for photo shoots, shoes, bags, jewellery, fitting out that warehouse, disassembling the warehouse, producing her own tv show, paying for billboards in the Melbourne CBD, getting two lots of surgeries while I cannot imagine she’s got private health insurance, cock chasing trips to Vegas, dance lessons on the pier, dance lessons in Melton.

When I list all that I honestly reckon it’s more than 25k a year. She’d have a day every couple of months where she drops a grand on clothes she never ends up wearing.

And she’s still never paid a cent to do something for her kids and instead risks giving them botulism by taking meat and cheese to Gumbya World to fester in the sun.

She’s a cunt of a thing and her financial situation should be studied as a cautionary tale.

 

[hotpussy]

There are so many moments of sheer entertainment and pure disgust It's hard to choose ONE from our favourite Tubby little fuckers life..
BUT
The writhing around on the changeroom floors at the anorexic Booby tape sisters showroom while they trussed her CURVY topless body in BOOBY tape was equal part horror and entertainment gold!!

 

[Broken Veneers]

Aaron is setting himself up nicely


#gettingthru50pages

 

[bigbigsound]

One of my favourite EL memories is when she took her mother through the Zoe Moss warehouse right after signing the lease and they both just stood there crying and overwhelmed. Like mate… it was literally a freezing icebox mechanic’s shed in an industrial area, full of oil and stink She made it into something, I’ll give her that. But god she must have sunk some $$$$$ in the process.

 

[gemmagucci]

Then photos keep coming . .. .

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And she had gunt surgery? She’s built like a Middle Aged beer guzzling bogan male.

 

[meg_snarkle]

Why the fuck does she think anyone wants to watch 16 minutes of her putting makeup on?

Frankly, I would rather have a colonoscopy

 

[Gomi goner]

She is like a performing seal & hyper excitable on the rare occasions she has company - she reminds me of my 3 month old puppy who still pees himself when he meets people.
Love to see her stuff her face & see her become fatter & fatter in real time.

Oh wow, you were all spot on!
Just caught her stories and bloody hell!
She's so excited to have people over, how incredibly pathetic.
Like a hyped up kid all right, but then at one point almost cries when telling her 'friend in the phone' that it's the first time she's done something for herself in ages.
First of all, I love the quick correction "apart from my birthday dinner with the family" Ah, sure Jan!
And secondly, WHY would anyone stop mid-company and film themself?!?!
She has absolutely no idea how to act around people socially does she?
Also everyone commenting on her language, she sounds more like a 15yo crim hanging at the shopping centre, then an almost 50yo with guests in their home. And no, that's not a compliment Lardy. Being immature and uncouth should never be confused for young and cool.

 

[Whiskers1]

Hahahaha I know that stalker gate was made up and Walt Collin’s was a jerk head who supported her story. It was the perfect timing with cheesecake , plagiarism story.

Oh can we rehash the Cheesecake days! She would hate that!

Her calling you out in Woolies was a highlight my friend

 

[BettyFord]

That is absolutely mind blowing to me that a 47 year old woman would heat up Mac & cheese, put it in a cardboard box, drive to a show, eat it in the car, have daughter take a photo AND THEN POST IT!!! Like, deliberately do that. On purpose. AND THEN EAT A HOT DOG AND POST IT!! WTF!!!

I don't know why the mac and cheese had to go in a cardboard box? And not just any cardboard box, it was one that had already been used, with leftover grease stains left in it. It's so fucking disgusting, and just so weird.

 

[notgifted]

This thread title is as short as her. We must burn through it.

Absolutely agree fully.

Maybe everyone needs to speak up about their most cringe Emmy moment, or post some throwbacks for the lurkers & new comers who might be here having a little look.

Mine would have to be the Melbourne Cup shame dance, poor Conrad rest his soul, he was such a gentlemen, when internally he would have been mortified her facial expressions and huge bloated gut in that dress was just everything.

 

[gemmagucci]

Imagine being a mother of 3 beautiful kids and losing them to live with Limpy 3 streets away. What an absolute fuck knuckle of a person she must be to not have her kids under her roof.

 

[Pollie]

As a side note I know brother tattler has #leftus but so has Yankeeroo!

 

[meg_snarkle]

I’m in Perth. How can I acquire some of her old used penis jeans? The ones where it looks like she packing some junk in her trunk?

 

[notgifted]

Surely C has a fucking keycard or Apple Pay on her phone with access to $5 for the canteen, it’s all bullshit just trying to make out she’s mother of the year when we know she’s worse than the mum on Bad Boy Bubby this fucking fat cunt.
She’s a putrid excuse for a human.

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

Just watched today’s story late - why say ‘I’m putting on a sausage sizzle’ for the footy to sound generous when everyone knows it’s just your rostered turn and all families have to do it!

 

[Gomi goner]

We all know when she goes quiet she’s upto something.

Yep, she'll probably turn up in the US visiting that loser with no balls, eyes so close together he's almost a cyclops and a face like a hat full of arseholes ( in case anyone was confused).