Emmylou Loves #167

[Broken Veneers]

Lou started tucking into this plate of food - it's all for her and she said she would have the chicken wings (currently in the oven) for dessert and watch that teenage streaming program again. She spoke about people being lonely this long weekend. I guess The Children ™ are at Aaron's for the weekend.

A few familiar names popped up in the comments - I recognised at least 3 Tattlers

 

[Director of Mugs]

So another Saturday kid free!!! Spends it walking around taking her time in Mecca because she has nothing else to do! Poor Vida

If always fascinates me how much free time she has. Doesn't she need to do some laundry, fresh sheets, clean the house.

Saying all that. She goes to Mecca for someone to talk to. They pretend to be interested in her as the sales assistant needs to meet their kpi.

 

[Gomi goner]

Her girl math is terrible how cheap is this shit with all the discounts.

Anyone near Brighton want to go check out her rack Mumma must need some cash to be selling stuff. Lucky most of it she’s only worn once no mention of it being dry cleaned imagine the stench not to mention stains etc from the slobs makeup

I seriously doubt in Brighton that there'll be anyway fat enough or with demented enough style, to go anywhere near her clothes.

#snobby
#saidwhatisaid

 

[deploytheturtles]

1. As if she has truffles in the house to grate into the salt
2. As if bowl of plain rice Vida would eat anything with truffle salt in it

 

[Gomi goner]

Absolutely agree fully.

Maybe everyone needs to speak up about their most cringe Emmy moment, or post some throwbacks for the lurkers & new comers who might be here having a little look.

Mine would have to be the Melbourne Cup shame dance, poor Conrad rest his soul, he was such a gentlemen, when internally he would have been mortified her facial expressions and huge bloated gut in that dress was just everything.

SO many faves to choose from but two for me are "Gay la dot" and cheesecakegate that became fake stalkergate.

 

[meg_snarkle]

I must admit, fellow fezzas, I did find it hard to accept she was a bad mum and ’The Children’ didn’t live with her.
I perhaps didn’t want to see it.

I was on one her lives once and C walked back into the house, having previously left. The way Amy spoke to her and addressed her - it broke my heart.

Her live was apparently so important or, I don’t know what was going on, but I caught my breath. It was horrible and I’ve never forgotten it

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Oohh, brilliant news, they are discontinuing her shit fragrance Ember

 

[somanyteeth]

This was so uncomfortable to watch. That poor little girl did not want to be on camera at all and her mum essentially hooks her around her neck to pin her into place to look like she's having a laugh and gay ole time with her daughter.
Know your boundaries. Ive seen lots of mum content on insta where the kid isnt in frame at all.
Also, whats wrong with thinking it was rainbow jelly? You make all other sorts of disgusting shit mid week so why is that any different.

 

[Pollie]

She should have such a busy life with three kids, it’s so sad for her kids their mum chose Insta fame over them. They will likely have issues going into adulthood because of her.

 

[Griftzilla]

Every time she posts that she’s been invited to a show, or she’s paid to advertise a product, that show/product goes straight on my list of things NOT to spend my money on.

I’d love for these companies to realise she repels consumers rather than attracts.

 

[thatbluebikini]

Was scrolling earlier and this ad popped up in my feed. Very similar name and font as old mate’s vanity project!

 

[MrsDallaway]

Christ on a bike!

 

[somanyteeth]

She still loves a sausage roll!

So she'll buy herself a sausage roll the fat fucking pig cunt but for her daughter she gets a frozen one and heats it up in the oven. What an actual cunt. No wonder the kids dont live with her

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

Sure is. She also can't find the seafood salt that was sent to her. Its lost in the hovel.

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Lost in the hovel… just like her vocab which she advises she’s just starting to try and improve at 47yo , along with her mind, skinny body confidence, ability to wash, wear a decent bra or clothes that fit and cooking from her world famous cookbook. Are the dogs lost in the hovel? The Children™️ obviously found their way out. #lostinthehovel

 

[PigTrotter POV]

My go at a thread title,

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who has the greasiest heart shaped face of them all.

 

[Gomi goner]

Excuse me, she had a billboard....

The billboard that like EVERYTHING else she "achieved" was paid for by her!
Books, shows, talking spots on tv, all financed by herself.
Luckily she never had children and a stay at home partner to also take care of... oh wait!
Self obsessed bitch.
Add all that up along with her MANY failed attempts to lose weight (fat camps, trips overseas, surgery) and she could own a decent home somewhere out in burbs.
Wasted time and money and for what?
She's renting a shit heap, lives by herself, has no friends or family that care about her, no career much less the fame that she so desperately wanted, and she's still fat!

 

[AntiPants]

Every single one of her make up looks seems exactly the same to me? I follow a few TikTok make up artists and they do different looks in every video that they post. And she’s not ‘dewy’, it’s just shiny?

 

[Buttercup725]

I think they sold hot dogs at the show. She says she ate the mac and cheese in her car. I find it interesting now that C has left us, she is prepping V to take her place. It is all so gross.

 

[ActiveLies]

Yes, I watched six episodes of that show and didn't finish. It is so bad but I can see why Lou would like it.

Because she genuinely believe she’s a young, sexy uni student having or deserving of having hot sex? Or because she’s a horny, single middle aged lady getting her fingers in the LouLou Jar on her couch on a Saturday arvo?

 

[Director of Mugs]

Cirque du Soleil featuring mac and cheese and a hot dog.