Emmylou Loves #167

[ActiveLies]

I’m fairly partial to some colourful language, but that carry on in her kitchen where every second word was ‘fuuucken’ like she’s a teenage boy trying to sound tough was some of the most grim behaviour she’s ever shared.

Then taking a selfie with some stubborn piece of rice in her hair she couldn’t get out

She’s such an unfortunate mess of a woman.

 

[Guntinator]

Hi

 

[Griftzilla]

Speaking of 2018, what in the ever-loving frick was going on here?!

 

[Griftzilla]

The absolute twit has posted that her favourite part of the day is when she’s been in the city for work, and she catches the tram home. She just loves it!

The fact that a TYPICAL DAILY COMMUTE FOR THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WITH A REAL JOB is such a novelty for her says it all.

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

So so busy but had time to binge watch an entire season of a tv show….Cause that’s what you can do when your kids don’t live with you!

 

[notgifted]

The real issue isn’t her legs at all, it’s the fact she’s a raging narcissist cunt, I don’t care if she looks like a supermodel, the way she behaves and carries on makes her a target & she’s so hideous on the inside, it’s hard to like a single shred of her.

 

[ActiveLies]

This is literally 100% true.
Our kids come first because we chose to have/love/nurture them.

We know she's never paid a cent to spend time with them. All they've known for 10 years is grifted shit. I cant imagine she ever sat down and played with her kids.

A forensic look at her finances over the last decade would be disturbing. I think she’s honestly spent a quarter of a million dollars and maybe on clothes, procedures, vanity projects and her never ending quest to be famous. Surgeries, dance classes, unnecessary flights to Sydney, billboards, photo shoots of herself in her undies. She’s spent a really good house deposit and has nothing to show for it.

 

[Director of Mugs]

What a liar, she’s telling people she’s been a Beauty Therapist for 30 years, wtaf? Where are your credentials Grifter Lou? Working at a waxing stall 20 years ago at South Melbourne Market does not make you a Beauty Therapist babe…..
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So misleading. She does not have 30 working years of being a beauty therapist. Nor has she upskilled or refreshed her skills from her training school from the late 90s.

She was the fastest vag water in Melbourne got bored of that and went to jump out of planes. And as its well documented she has spent the last 10 years trying to be famous.

Eye fucking yourself and slapping your face in your living room in your gbanger does not count as work experience.

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

Folding dumplings and says how there’s too much filling and she’s going to just squish it in like getting into one of her dresses. I Love how tattles/fezzas are Always in her head - rattling around in that vacant space playing peek a boo.

 

[Whiskers1]

The festy armpit era where she had a hotel hospital stay and had singing lessons in the room, her being glued sitting in the recliner after the gunt surgery and crying whilst sitting in it when A Love left us and the fake tears and hysteria in Torquay about the stalker when it was discovered she plagiarized her cookbook.
The dancing at the Melb Cup will always top everything, it never fails to dissolve me and I have watched it at least 378 times. The dress, the headpiece, the rolls, the faces she pulls..........there was never a bigger fish out of water than that woman in the Birdcage that day.

 

[makeitstop]

I am well aware that ‘the children’ have left us, however, I am genuinely shocked every time she posts her morning routines, talks about her wonderful day, her glorious naps, her food consumption, her nothing of any real value really, the absence of ‘the children’ who were previously part of the family business is stark and I have to remind myself that their absence is not because she is protecting their privacy, its because she doesn’t have them in her care.

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Jeezus fucking Christ

 

[ActiveLies]

Should I pop down tomorrow to EAST Brighton* and check out her rack of circus tents?

*As a genuine 3186 snob I dislike tremendously the way Brighton East, Gardenvale and all sorts of other riff raff suburbs try to claim a Brighton proper postcode

 

[notgifted]

Taking herself out to see a comedy show seems a bit pointless when her life is the biggest joke going around.

Can this just be the thread title

 

[notgifted]

The MRI she’s getting will be funny, this will finally prove the fat cunts got no neck & the weight of her massive head on her shoulders has finally taken its toll.

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Didn’t someone confirm maybe 100 threads ago that whatever beauty school she said she attended was bullshit? I think they knew the owners son or something

Was me, yes, Rohan Widdison is a colleague and friend of mine, Helene’ son continued as director of the College after his mums passing, he confirmed that no one by the name Emmylou MacCarthy or Love was ever employed by them. At the beginning of St Saj launch Grifter Lou was claiming she worked as a teacher at Helene Abicair College of Beauty Therapy, simply not true, and now she’s spouting the fact she’s had 30 years experience working in the industry is just absolute bullshit, there’s nothing this bitch won’t do or say for the grift!

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

Why is every ad a porn shoot with a frumpy saggy eared Middle Aged bogan? It’s just a big ICK. The tickets she has on herself are delusional. It’s not confidence no matter how many times she says it

 

[Guntinator]

Frankly, I would rather have a colonoscopy

I’d rather give ALove a gobby

 

[Guntinator]

After reading the latest comments, it seems the only career AmyLou hasn't explored is OF and im here for it!

Well I hope you’re bloody happy Limpy!!

 

[posty post]

I’d rather give ALove a gobby

Trust me my friend you don’t want anything in your mouth that’s been in that Lou Lou jar