Emmylou Loves #123 Sore loser, narcissistic, brick shaped runt. Suck a massive fart š³ļø
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A Disney cruise would be my idea of hell on earth....or sea. And I used to work for Disney!Iām scared of the open ocean, so itās not for mebut from the bits sheās cobbled together, this ship looks pretty great. If thatās at capacity, it doesnāt look crowded at all. Looks like it would be a good time if you went with some girlfriends to relax. Some influencers went on a gifted Royal Caribbean cruise last year and it looked like actual hell on earth. My friend just got back from the Disney cruise and said it was awful.
Iāll enter the cruise chat! I did a cruise from Venice to Rome through the Greek islands, stopping every day to go aboard and loved it!
Loved the fact that we got taken ashore, entertained ourselves for the day and night and then could come back to the comfort of our room and shower (and food of course!) No thinking required.
Iām in the 40+ age bracket and an empty nester though so not having to think about organising EVERYTHING and EVERYONE on holidays was bliss!!
The most we were at sea non stop was 2 days but we entertained ourselves with organised bar hops, happy hours, trivia nights, casino, info sessions on the next port etc. Met some great people from across the world.
Not once did I do a puzzleā¦
Loved the fact that we got taken ashore, entertained ourselves for the day and night and then could come back to the comfort of our room and shower (and food of course!) No thinking required.
Iām in the 40+ age bracket and an empty nester though so not having to think about organising EVERYTHING and EVERYONE on holidays was bliss!!
The most we were at sea non stop was 2 days but we entertained ourselves with organised bar hops, happy hours, trivia nights, casino, info sessions on the next port etc. Met some great people from across the world.
Not once did I do a puzzleā¦
Checking the consistency of my dogs poop after a tummy bug is more interesting than her cruise content.
I like the idea of cruising because you donāt have to pack your bags and move to new hotels but like @screenfreelookatme I get stressed out on open water and need to see land or my anxiety makes me seasick. But a river cruise through Northern Europe would be wonderful and Iāll book one as soon as I win lotto or stop paying my tax
Bored as hell. People like her shouldnāt be grifted anything. She doesnāt appreciate things given to her itās clear as day. She needs to get out like the rest of us and earn a buck then maybe sheāll be appreciative of what she has or where she goes to
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DisclaimerLou comes back to the table with a selection of desserts. Immediately has to state she is sharing with Bub.
You know what grinds my gears, ToadFishLou calling her sister Bub. Grow up
You know what grinds my gears, ToadFishLou calling her sister Bub. Grow up
A little bit of vomit comes up every time she calls her that. I canāt even type it.
Wonder if lou will be purchasing this ?
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She will just whip out her gifted chemist warehouse electric toothbrush
Itās been at least a week of quiet for those at SMM. Time for another postcard
Dear Braaad.
Itās Monday night on the cruise and itās just like a Monday.
Youād love this boat. There are so many shops that sell things, just like at the markets! You can even pay by credit card. Itās all high end stuff. One of the EmmyLou Loves communidy members told me there is a Bull Gary store here. I havenāt seen it yet but I think itās a store from Bulgaria.
I love how all the meals are included. Breakfast, brunch, elevenses, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper and a midnight snack. But Iāve been good. I havenāt touched a carb all week.
SāLyn took me down for our midnight snack and we were ramminā trey lekkies cheese things in to our pockets for later. I think you need to put that on your menu at Canteen. They have a yummy shacootary boards and things on skewers. I can just walk away without paying. Take that APH!
Weāve had 5-6 meter swells but I noticed the more I journaled, the more the swelling went down. I havenāt been seasick once.
We just arrived in Aoterootarah. Thatās what the locals call New Zealand. I met a Kiwi guy on the boat this week. He asked me if I wanted to see his deck but I said thatās ok because I have one too. He was so shocked, he just ran out of there. Strange. Maybe he thought I had an inside cabin.
Anyway, Iāve been having such a gorgeous time on this boat. Everywhere we go weāre really close to the water. Such a vibe. We tried the speed puzzle challenge and you know meā¦ everything puzzles me!
See you in a few days. Save me a muffin.
EmmyLou xx
Dear Braaad.
Itās Monday night on the cruise and itās just like a Monday.
Youād love this boat. There are so many shops that sell things, just like at the markets! You can even pay by credit card. Itās all high end stuff. One of the EmmyLou Loves communidy members told me there is a Bull Gary store here. I havenāt seen it yet but I think itās a store from Bulgaria.
I love how all the meals are included. Breakfast, brunch, elevenses, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper and a midnight snack. But Iāve been good. I havenāt touched a carb all week.
SāLyn took me down for our midnight snack and we were ramminā trey lekkies cheese things in to our pockets for later. I think you need to put that on your menu at Canteen. They have a yummy shacootary boards and things on skewers. I can just walk away without paying. Take that APH!
Weāve had 5-6 meter swells but I noticed the more I journaled, the more the swelling went down. I havenāt been seasick once.
We just arrived in Aoterootarah. Thatās what the locals call New Zealand. I met a Kiwi guy on the boat this week. He asked me if I wanted to see his deck but I said thatās ok because I have one too. He was so shocked, he just ran out of there. Strange. Maybe he thought I had an inside cabin.
Anyway, Iāve been having such a gorgeous time on this boat. Everywhere we go weāre really close to the water. Such a vibe. We tried the speed puzzle challenge and you know meā¦ everything puzzles me!
See you in a few days. Save me a muffin.
EmmyLou xx
OMFG this is absolute gold. You never disappoint, Sure.
He asked me if I wanted to see his deck but I said thatās ok because I have one too. He was so shocked, he just ran out of there
Kiwi here... I don't get it...OMFG this is absolute gold. You never disappoint, Sure.
He asked me if I wanted to see his deck but I said thatās ok because I have one too. He was so shocked, he just ran out of there
Kidding, I do get it but dick/deck we actually do pronounce them differently but you guys just can't pick it up. Sounds like duck/dick to you
I was thinking if I was on a gifted cruise you really have to treat it like āworkā show at least two different activities each day (friendship bands 
?) show most of your meals or just new restaurants. Promote the different shows, just showcase the cruise and why adults should choose the Virgin one. Iād imagine no kids means itās more expensive?
Puzzles and a cheeseburger. Fascinating
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Bubs is going to be visiting the on board Doctor soon for some Valium to knock her out at night. Iād assume EmmyLou snores
?) show most of your meals or just new restaurants. Promote the different shows, just showcase the cruise and why adults should choose the Virgin one. Iād imagine no kids means itās more expensive?Puzzles and a cheeseburger. Fascinating
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Bubs is going to be visiting the on board Doctor soon for some Valium to knock her out at night. Iād assume EmmyLou snores
The more I journaled, the more the swelling went down - HAHAHAHAHA.
Although I smell a rat, the real EmmyCru(ise) would no have idea that Bulgaria is a country
Absolutely bleeping sensational!
Old mate is on his cruise also! Unsure if he paid for it or not
His room is gonna need an extra cleaning team.
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