Emmylou Loves #123 Sore loser, narcissistic, brick shaped runt. Suck a massive fart 🛳️

[Michy02]

Emmylou Loves #123 Sore loser, narcissistic, brick shaped runt. Suck a massive fart

Congrats to @dartsmokingpony! You win and all expenses paid trip on Emmylous Virgin cruise. Your job will be an unpaid intern/camera person and hair and make up artist. Emmy will just need to to please pick her up some pj’s, phone charger, cheezels and a whole chicken and coleslaw. There is no bed and you will be sharing the floor with SueLynn. Email us now at [email protected]
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Also congrats to @somanyteeth for your Thread title ! Can you pls look after the kids? Key under the Xmas mat xx

 

[ChunkyCustard]

OMG GUUUUUYS she's having a cheeseburger at like 11 o'clock at night! So crazy!

Stay tuned and she might do something coco bananas like wear a napkin as a hat *scrunchfacegigglelol*

 

[Limpy Love]

There's a taco "gallery"?

Does she think she's at MONA or the Tulla McMansion?

 

[Broken Veneers]

Looks like the Tasman Sea will be getting a little rough for Lou's 2 days of sailing on her way to Picton. Temperatures of 11 or 12C. Waves reaching up to 5.5M - 16 foot.
Hope Lou bought some Kwells with the credit left on her Chemist Warehouse gift card

 

[YankeeRoo]

I am a seasoned cruiser and ....oh boy I love that the waves and weather are going to knock her for a six!!! she won't know what has hit her!!

 

[Michy02]

OMG GUUUUUYS she's having a cheeseburger at like 11 o'clock at night! So crazy!

Stay tuned and she might do something coco bananas like wear a napkin as a hat *scrunchfacegigglelol*

We all know it’s not her first 11pm burger! I bet she orders Uber Eats once the girls are asleep.

 

[HeyBub]

Looks like the Tasman Sea will be getting a little rough for Lou's 2 days of sailing on her way to Picton. Temperatures of 11 or 12C. Waves reaching up to 5.5M - 16 foot.
Hope Lou bought some Kwells with the credit left on her Chemist Warehouse gift card

We had 4-5mtr swells a few weeks ago on a cruise, it was hell and there was a lot of vomit - I’m praying to the clacky mule gods this happens to her

 

[deploytheturtles]

bleeping hell. The idea of a cruise is already my worst nightmare (being stuck in the middle of the ocean on a floating gastro resort) but if I was stuck in the middle of the ocean with that bleeping giggle I would jump off the side.

 

[ketchup menace]

ToddlerLou is in full swing. It's a boring looking burger. No need to stomp your feet and nearly wet yourself love.

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The bikini made the trip !! Should've been seized as hazardous... We know where that bikini has been...
Oh and the stupid gifted/not gifted hat. What's the brand called again, Emmy ??

 

[Hustler]

Hello sailor semen seaman oh whatever, Emmy can't read anyway

 

[Emmyscrustycamilla]

Emmy. Come on. You don’t look like this.
shes literally given herself abs.
but hey, remember! Confidence is contagious!!

 

[emmygluewho]

The giggling at absolutely bleeping nothing!? Give it up you bleeping weirdo.

 

[Buttercup725]

bleeping hell. The idea of a cruise is already my worst nightmare (being stuck in the middle of the ocean on a floating gastro resort) but if I was stuck in the middle of the ocean with that bleeping giggle I would jump off the side.

Same here. A floating petri dish.

 

[Chuci]

Emmy. Come on. You don’t look like this.
shes literally given herself abs.
but hey, remember! Confidence is contagious!!
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Its surely from all her swimming.

 

[cashedupbogan]

Emmy. Come on. You don’t look like this.
shes literally given herself abs.
but hey, remember! Confidence is contagious!!
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Whatever photoshopping she's done, it has made her belly button lopsided
Better luck next time luv

 

[Bubs Flaps]

My bleeping eyes

 

[Butt3rfly]

Skinny filter working overtime

 

[longwalksandcheezels]

My gosh, pure trash. The both of them!

 

[Michy02]

Suns out Gunts out

Come On….gimme sumfink

 

[HeyBub]

Its surely from all her swimming.

Oh absolutely, those 2 laps she did are miracle workers