Emmylou Loves #123 Sore loser, narcissistic, brick shaped runt. Suck a massive fart 🛳️

[MeowbahCanGoRot]

I showed my daughter this pic of Emmy

Their response was. “I wanna Punt her all the way to Bhutan “

good answer

 

[RojoCaliente]

I assume she got to choose her #gifted trip, so she picked the longest and most boring voyage she could.

Wont worry her though, she'll be busy in the gallery.

Greedy pig in every sense, I agree, she picked the longest trip to get the most from the freebie. Like that time she booked the last flights out of (was it?) Brisbane when she had the free caravan park stay? To get the longest time out of not paying. And then wasnt the flight cancelled and she had to pay for accommodation? Dragging those poor kiddos around the car park at midnight.

Such a scab.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I don’t want to hear anyone else complaining that she hasn’t explained the features of the Boat. It’s got floors and plants and electricity. It’s fricken amazing.

 

[hotpussy]

I'm loving the George Street CBD bogan uniform attire of cheap active wear, caps, fake Yeezys and Baby sis's (who's 40 I believe and no baby) fake LV bumbag! Eshay dealer look...

 

[CouldSizeDown]

I don’t want to hear anyone else complaining that she hasn’t explained the features of the Boat. It’s got floors and plants and electricity. It’s fricken amazing.

You forgot toilets...

 

[veganchickenwings]

You forgot toilets...

And a roof! Truly mind blowing for our Emmy

 

[emmygluewho]

My God her social skills are beyond fucked.

 

[Whiskers1]

Every time she says "boat" a cruise fairy dies.

 

[Director of Mugs]

One of these is not like anyone else ..oh look at me
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She always has to do something weird in photos.

Hope she bought a phone charger and pjs while she was in Sydney. And whatever else she forgot.

I don't get walking around Sydney in bike shorts and a sports bra.

Pair of bogans.

 

[Whiskers1]

It actually makes me uncomfortable watching this uncouth exhibit of utter bogan crassness trying to behave like she has any idea of cultured society.
It makes me more uncomfortable people think she's something to aspire too.

 

[BeachBaby]

Oh piss off Amy with your "we're from WA, we can't say galley". All the rest of us know our galleys from our galleries from the bleeping galleria.
Dickehead.

 

[hotpussy]

Oh piss off Amy with your "we're from WA, we can't say galley". All the rest of us know our galleys from our galleries from the bleeping galleria.
Dickehead.

WA represent! What a foul bogan tarring our great state coz she's from a bogan town 2. 1/2 hours out of Perth! These 2 are just a product of their upbringing.. which is why we should try to better our kids lives for the next generation!

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

Anyone else notice SL comment about Hands in the air and the the gallery. Read tattle much you bogan. They have nothing, nothing to say, nothing to do, nothing to impart. Imagine being this empty.

 

[Buttercup725]

I don’t want to hear anyone else complaining that she hasn’t explained the features of the Boat. It’s got floors and plants and electricity. It’s fricken amazing.

She really doesn't get out a lot. How the hell is that what impresses her?

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

For our east coast fezzas, we have a shopping centre in Perth called the Galleria……it’s really funny and sounds like galley

I’m not sure what the point of the free cruise was?? There is nothing about what’s she’s posting that makes me want to jump online and book that cruise

 

[MisguidedOne]

When sue lyn joked she was bored, I don’t think it was a joke. I dare say they are bored shitless. There is only so much you can do on a cruise before it becomes the same old thing. Well that’s my experience.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Looks like their cabin is on deck 12

 

[vikingjan]

Nobody giving our used up old slug any attention whatsoever. She is the definition of invisibility hence the need for the loud screeching, giggling & baby voice. The only attention afforded this mole are looks of pity and eye rolls.

 

[Sure…Media!]

Sounds like our dynamic duo are having the time of their lives. Let’s send a postcard home to the kids


Dear The Children

I love nothing more than building core memories on holidays. Hopefully one day we will do it together. I’ll fill you in with my mouth stories when I get back. For now, Mumma’s just gonna fill her mouth.

This boat is so cool. It’s like The Galleria on the ocean! It’s got rooms with floors and there’s running water and we even found a basketball court and trampoline out the front. All the creature comforts from home. So so beautiful.

We’re getting dizzy from the waves. I haven’t spewed yet but by day 7 it could be shooting outta both ends. Poor Ar’ny Bubs fell asleep in the dunny again. Just like last Christmas. She might be the pretty sister but at least I’m the smart funny one.

My goodness there is so much food here. Everything has biohazard stickers on it. I knew eating salads were bad for me. Oh that reminds me!

I hope ALove is looking after you. If not, ask Uncle Cow to grab a schnitchel wrap out of the freezer and leave it on the back shelf of the car until school pick up, then whack it in the toaster for a bit. There is also some boiled eggs sitting on the bench from Monday.

We’ve made so many new friends. We don’t know any of their names yet but everyone is so nice. We’re going for drinks tonight with a married couple from Sydney and they gave us the cutest ‘do not disturb’ sign for our room. It’s shaped like a pineapple. Super cute.

Anyway, go ask dad to send me a picture so I know you’re missing me. Just make sure he uses the .05 setting and a filter this time. Remember, less is more! Unless it’s the all you can eat ice cream buffet.

I’ll bring you home some of the toiletries from the boat. Hope you’re not missing me too much. If you are, I’ll be on telly again soon.

Love

Emmylou Love xx

 

[brookeaudaer]

Looks like their cabin is on deck 12

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Are the warped lines due to some kind of video filter / filter she’s using here