EmmyLou Loves #116 Hates her kids, her undies have skids and her tits are like a pair of lids

[Michy02]

EmmyLou Loves #116. Hates her kids, her undies have skids and her tits are like a pair of lids

Congrats to @Pollie for another winning thread title! Just pick up your iPhone and some mood lighting you are wanted at the hovel to take some boudoir photos of Big Mumma and Babe. The children have #leftus so come asap!

 

[somanyteeth]

In reply to @Pollie

Emmylou Loves #115 Swam so far, nearly needed CPR

I couldn't stand her voice so early this morning so skipped through her stories, I think her voice is worse than Leigh Squaeky Campbell Noooooooo 😫😫😫

tattle.life

I dont think she gave a tit about her mums farewell. I think she was desperate to go home to her man who clearly shows in his body language that he wants nothing to do with her.

As usual she puts her energy into all the wrong things. Acting like 15 year old trying to play cool and hang with the cool kids. She's a sorry excuse for a human.

 

[Bishma]

Thanks @Michy02

Congratulations @Pollie on a very appropriate thread title.

Will we see more of Bush Babe either via Emmy's stories and being giggly and coy about being Mad Busy (but won't say why) or via @gemmagucci being our on ground reporter (VIP Private Eye)

When is she going to the tennis in her "size 12" purple Jason Grech outfit?
When will she mention her 3 children? Will they ever return (for their sake, I hope not)
When is she going to expose her FrankenGUTS out in a Facebook purchase bikini next?
When is she going to annoy the duck out of the SMM traders (sorry, her family)?
When is she going to show up the brined chicken in coconut?

 

[Director of Mugs]

Thank you for the new thread @Michy02

@gemmagucci Thank you for the in the wild photos of the love birds going for their walk!!

Here's me thinking I was in for a quiet Monday.

 

[Bishma]

I love our witty Fezzas and their thread titles.

Mostly because the titles are 100% True!


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[RojoCaliente]

Congrats @Pollie lol so many truth bombs in one title.

I'm putting in early for #117
Her children have #leftus but the stench is still pumping - it's Bush Babe in the same clothes frickin givin her somethin'

 

[Chickinabiz]

She's at the AO with Chemist Warehouse in a hideous yellow get up that "she got her mate Jason to make for her" so hopefully she paid for it.

 

[StickyTapeTits]

This poor woman is all of us.

 

[ketchup menace]

Appropriately, as she's ball shaped, she's cosplaying as a tennis ball

She's tacky and I hate it.

 

[#freshsheetfriday]

OMG hands up if you love @gemmagucci !!

 

[Bubs Flaps]

Surely Jason is a fellow fezza
What could be worse then the lilac number he was cutting her into last week?
Tennis ball yellow

 

[exflighty]

Yuuuuck

Jason Grech you should be ashamed of yourself

 

[makeitstop]

As happy as a pig in mud thinking she has snagged herself a real life movie man.

 

[cashedupbogan]

She's certainly "teamed with the theme" yet again and has come as a giant tennis ball

 

[mariah cachia]

There are a million examples - but let’s use Bec Judd as an example of dressing appropriately for a sporting event.
Bec was even at the evening party so makes Emmylou’s Monday morning choice even more ridiculous.

 

[CouldSizeDown]

She's certainly "teamed with the theme" yet again and has come as a giant tennis ball

Running here to say exactly the same thing why the eff is she dressed as a tennis ball???

 

[Madame Snark]

Of ALL the colours of the rainbow she could choose, she chose to wear 'tennis ball yellow' to the AO?!

 

[somanyteeth]

She's at the AO with Chemist Warehouse in a hideous yellow get up that "she got her mate Jason to make for her" so hopefully she paid for it.

Damnnnnnn Im not on site til later, can you send a pic of what she's in? I wanna spot her!
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This poor woman is all of us.

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Oh jesus Christ. Ok ill look out for her later. She always gets it so wrong. Same ugly runners as last year.

Looks like the purple was just a pattern but its a second banana outfit instead.

And that disgusting stained LV bag. Bin it. Yuck. Must stink from all her under arm sweat

 

[Bishma]

duck me.

She is matching the Chemist Warehouses colours.

Still looks like a line backer from the back.

I'm sure some Fezzas are there today - she should be able to pick her out a mile away - just look for a giant moon tennis ball.

 

[Johnnygirl]

Aw, she is reminiscing about the OG Babe, remember the bright yellow blazer he wore when first stumbled upon him.At another corporate box she grifted her way into.