EmmyLou Loves #110 LazyLou and the $161318.44 tax debt

[Hustler]

The mouth story email has landed, complete with plug for the ebook and 6 tips on surviving a breakup
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Yes it is the one that was coming out Sunday but so mamy people asked about it

 

[bigbigsound]

Ok buckle in. Not sure if this is THE email that coming out on Sunday but here is today’s update. Followed by a link to her ebook.

The essence of ChatGPT is strong in this one.

 

[cashedupbogan]

She forgot to mention she spent a lot of her weekends alone at The Beat trying to pick up

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Such a lying witch, I cooked all this in my old rental kitchen, bullfuckingshit, that’s the Woolies Store Bought Pav, front and centre you shifty witch!!!!

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Nothing better than throwing a big fuckin’ Pity Party right before your commewniddy finds out you’re a dirty low-down tax fraud.

 

[hotpussy]

Ok buckle in. Not sure if this is THE email that coming out on Sunday but here is today’s update. Followed by a link to her ebook.

Is this beast living in a refugee camp somewhere..? "We are safe, we are warm, we are loved".. we live in bleeping Australia .. what a superficial load of drivel with zero insight.. this can duck right off!

 

[notgifted]

That email duck she is really just a sad, pathetic, trifling witch.
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Is this beast living in a refugee camp somewhere..? "We are safe, we are warm, we are loved".. we live in bleeping Australia .. what a superficial load of drivel with zero insight.. this can duck right off!

Exactly!! Proves she’s just a fake mother fucker. Pretending on stories that she’s been living her best life when all alone knew she was just sad & lonely.
I do not feel one shred of sorry for her, the way she treated Alove no wonder he bleeping left us.

 

[Cooking in my bra]

Amy rediscovered the pleasure of chilling on the couch. Sadly she hasn't worked out when to get off the couch and clean the hovel.

 

[Director of Mugs]

I still think that she really thought Aaron would never move out the house. They may separate but Aaron will live there, film her, watch the kids and go halves in the rent. Emmy can keep chasing her tv career. But no Emmy spent $20k on having her gunt chopped off and Aaron LEFT HER while she was in her recliner.

 

[Buttercup725]

So she’s grifting for a gingerbread house, a platter and now a cookie set from the business ‘local’ to her??

Just wow. She has absolutely no shame. And now she is calling everyone "team" and telling them they are loved. Who the hell has been trying to help her rebrand herself? This is corny as hell. And so inauthentic.
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Ok buckle in. Not sure if this is THE email that coming out on Sunday but here is today’s update. Followed by a link to her ebook.

What a bunch of drivel.

 

[slap2fish2gether]

Ok buckle in. Not sure if this is THE email that coming out on Sunday but here is today’s update. Followed by a link to her ebook.

She's a sanctimonious witch, so full of tit and lies and more tit

 

[SnarkyTart]

Yeah, nah. You didn't give a flying duck about stability. You never have. Who got the kids to and from school and sports? ALove and Leah.

Laying the groundwork for her upcoming ATO battles - "I didn't mean to not pay my taxes, I was just trying to get through one day at a time whilst grieving."

Always the victim. Placing the blame back on "the trolls" to try and play the sympathy card with her communidy.

Shoutout to our very own fezza on the scene @gemmagucci

Attempting to minimise the domestic abuse she heaped upon Aaron throughout the duration of their relationship. And also placing blame on him. Despicable.

Funny how she only ever plays up the communidy aspect when she's hustling. Mumma don't wanna know the plebs when she's swanning around Melbourne chasing but when she's gotta make a dollar, it's all kumbaya let's be farken besties.

I also call BULLSHIT on her having to take two years to comprehend and grieve the bust up between her and ALove. That relationship had been on the rocks more times than Johnnie farken Walker. How many times did they separate and live under the same roof, subjecting their children to tension and trauma. Please, spare us, witch. This self serving waffle of hers makes me sicker than her gross looking banoffee.

 

[Five Of Each]

If you sign-up now, can you assess it? Or can someone please post? I need a study break!

 

[Director of Mugs]

As in now?

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Ok buckle in. Not sure if this is THE email that coming out on Sunday but here is today’s update. Followed by a link to her ebook.

@Five Of Each thr email has been posted here

 

[slap2fish2gether]

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Yeah, nah. You didn't give a flying duck about stability. You never have. Who got the kids to and from school and sports? ALove and Leah.

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Laying the groundwork for her upcoming ATO battles - "I didn't mean to not pay my taxes, I was just trying to get through one day at a time whilst grieving."

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Always the victim. Placing the blame back on "the trolls" to try and play the sympathy card with her communidy.

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Shoutout to our very own fezza on the scene @gemmagucci

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Attempting to minimise the domestic abuse she heaped upon Aaron throughout the duration of their relationship. And also placing blame on him. Despicable.

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Funny how she only ever plays up the communidy aspect when she's hustling. Mumma don't wanna know the plebs when she's swanning around Melbourne chasing but when she's gotta make a dollar, it's all kumbaya let's be farken besties.

I also call BULLSHIT on her having to take two years to comprehend and grieve the bust up between her and ALove. That relationship had been on the rocks more times than Johnnie farken Walker. How many times did they separate and live under the same roof, subjecting their children to tension and trauma. Please, spare us, witch. This self serving waffle of hers makes me sicker than her gross looking banoffee.

She was stuck in the chair when Aaron said "duck you" and walked out, shut the duck up about giving relationship advice LL. The only relationship you have is you with your phone

 

[Mslane]

Wtf is that thing i circled in red. Ewwwww

 

[Kalesmoothie]

oh we know. you have eaten your lifetimes share of curries and oxtail emmy what a weird thing to put in.

also this reads like it’s current? didn’t they split up ages ago

 

[slap2fish2gether]

She's so full of tit

 

[Bizziebody]

Aaron appears to have turned up to support The Children at every opportunity he could since he left YOU. What a conniving witch she is playing for sympathy now she is in a ‘spot of financial bother’. Nothing but a big fat lying fraud.

 

[Director of Mugs]