EmmyLou Loves #109 Xmas ebook of lies, crimes against our eyes, hovel & gusset filled with flies

[somanyteeth]

She is NOT writing an article about separation and parenting surely??!!!!! She fobs her kids off every second she gets, treats Aaron like tit then and now - on what planet does she think anyone wants to hear what she has to say let alone take her advice!!! JFC she is completely deLouSional!!!!

The problem is her idiot followers who do engage, that 0.7% are all feral bogans who absolutely adore this fucken gronk.
They think she's so modern and cool and co-parenting not realising the secret to keeping aaron around is the fact that she is not allowed to have the kids alone bc she's a tit parent
How many times in 2022 did he pop over at 6am with the kids with a coffee for her. She has manipulated him into staying as close as possible.
But once again, doesnt matter bc she's a lonely old hag with ham hocks for arms. She can self publish all the tit she wants, books, tv shows, billboards, the truth is she owes the ATO a duck tonne of money and has not enough engagement to pay it off in one lump sum.
This is gonna sound weird but I dont know how to explain it better, I earn more money than I can physically spend, so if I was to get in trouble with the ATO i have savings to pay it off without grifting, she must have made enough money to be owing creditors and now doesnt have a cent to her name in savings to pay it off, how depressing. She is an absolute loser in every aspect of her life.

She thinks us fezzas are jealous of her but at least we dont owe the tax man and we dont pine over an ex who left us after surgery or a man who left us PJs under a pillow as a goodbye gift.

 

[Crockjock]

If Traceyscutsnthings isn't taking the piss out of EmmyLou I'll eat her crusty Camilla's. Check out her jewellery!!!

 

[Icantlookaway]

I need to know if it's OK to put the dough in with the budder...

 

[somanyteeth]

I actually don't think she is as stupid as she looks.

Surely this "novel" is a segue for one of the excuses she uses for not paying tax.
She "struggled mentally due to the breakdown of my long-term relationship and let my financial responsibilities slide"

Lucky for her the tax office dont give a duck. The good news is government debts are never forgiven (i learned when i had to repay for $1200 to centrelink lol) even if you declare bankruptcy, when you start getting income, they take it pre-tax.

 

[makeitstop]

Put ya dough ball in ya car

 

[YellowFingerDustforDays]

Please correct me if I’m wrong… but did she say the “real cracks of it”…. Isn’t it crux???
or am I dumb?? Do I see myself out??

You’re right, it’s crux.

Although when it comes to Amy, (arse) cracks is probably more appropriate.

 

[Gifted twat]

Put ya dough ball in ya car

my oven works well, I can prove it (the dough, with my oven)... I studied VCE food technology so I know what that means.... our bestest greatest food cook person Lou might struggle

 

[dickehead]

has she…. never used a spatula before?

watching her try to scrape the white chocolate out of the bowl is like watching a donkey try to crochet a beanie

 

[AMY$]

I actually don't think she is as stupid as she looks.

Surely this "novel" is a segue for one of the excuses she uses for not paying tax.
She "struggled mentally due to the breakdown of my long-term relationship and let my financial responsibilities slide"

The tax office doesn't give a tit about her personal situation though

 

[makeitstop]

Where is the Elf on the Shelf you were gifted Lou?

 

[somanyteeth]

Lol so her "novel" aka poorly written email is about how to deal with Christmas when separated pls im dying.
Aaron has been there 24/7 you fucken hag, including Christmas the whole time. Where he probably couldnt even eat the jelly bc its made with beef gelatin. You rat bleep.

 

[wannabealove]

Lol so her "novel" aka poorly written email is about how to deal with Christmas when separated pls im dying.
Aaron has been there 24/7 you fucken hag, including Christmas the whole time. Where he probably couldnt even eat the jelly bc its made with beef gelatin. You rat bleep.

And why must we wait until Sunday for it to be released? Haha!

 

[TwentyTwentyWon]

Fezza PSA - Don’t forget to use your meat scissors to cut the jumbo marshmallows for your rocky road!

 

[somanyteeth]

I just watched Tracey's video and the amount of fezzas on there was killing me
The ending got me "I'm the director and the actor" if that isnt Emmy then its a very very strong coincidence and im loling so hard.

 

[TwentyTwentyWon]

This reminds me of the old laptop that I have to give my cat to play on, so she'll leave mine alone when I work from home*

I imagine Lia has given her one that doesn't work, just to keep the festy witch away from hers and she can get some actual work done!

* for the the job where I pay taxes Amy!

I managed to screenshot what she’s working on from the laptop Lia gave her

 

[Gifted twat]

Thanks Amy for the new profile picture

 

[Michy02]

I know it’s all knock off recipes, she doesn’t need glasses and she’s wearing an extra long singlet.. I’d rather see her cooking, than manically talking to her friends (phone) or pretending she walked for an hour (again talking the whole time). She started out with the cooking videos and I wonder if this ATO kick in the ass will bring her back there
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She gets her next move from our feedback on here

Oh god I’d rather see a Pier dance or ten then more stories of her cooking in her skintight short outfits with those dirty nails
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I managed to screenshot what she’s working on from the laptop Lia gave her

The only assistant Amy can afford

 

[Icantlookaway]

Lol so her "novel" aka poorly written email is about how to deal with Christmas when separated pls im dying.
Aaron has been there 24/7 you fucken hag, including Christmas the whole time. Where he probably couldnt even eat the jelly bc its made with beef gelatin. You rat bleep.

Man I find some tit on my phone.. look whos there for chrismis 2022, ol' Alove. And mumma with the jelly, ohhh yeahhh

 

[TrainwreckinTulla]

This reminds me of the old laptop that I have to give my cat to play on, so she'll leave mine alone when I work from home*

I imagine Lia has given her one that doesn't work, just to keep the festy witch away from hers and she can get some actual work done!

* for the the job where I pay taxes Amy!

Hahahaha.....imagine her bashing away on a laptop with half the keys missing

 

[okayletsgo]

I actually don't think she is as stupid as she looks.

Surely this "novel" is a segue for one of the excuses she uses for not paying tax.
She "struggled mentally due to the breakdown of my long-term relationship and let my financial responsibilities slide"

There’s definitely more to it. I thought that by baiting her poor single mother during the holidays story she would increase her subscriber amount and that would impact the administrators assessment of the potential and viability of her business?