Emmylou Loves #104 A fitting end for the grifty fat witch, her company and life is now in the ditch
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The poor people in corporate gear having to see her in that mumu and her tits dangling in the wind while trying to have lunch
I hope Oaks Day number is super skimpy, but I’m guessing it will be the pink Bathmat Wrap one in 25deg so it sops up the sweat from her very cool dance moves.
I cannot wait to see how tomorrow unfolds. It's giving me VERY "Kath and Kim at the Melbourne Cup" vibes already.
It looks like she's on day release from the hospital and that's the only thing she has to wear.The poor people in corporate gear having to see her in that mumu and her tits dangling in the wind while trying to have lunch
Honestly I was devastated when we didn’t get to see her yesterday, so I am absolutely thrilled and I’m going to bed like a kid on Xmas eve tonight! 
Yes its hilarious for a laugh and no doubt she will look absolutely shocking but seeing her smug bleeping face thinking she is a celebrity will really wind me up. That "collab" with the jewellery already has be angry. She legit believes that the rules do not apply to herHonestly I was devastated when we didn’t get to see her yesterday, so I am absolutely thrilled and I’m going to bed like a kid on Xmas eve tonight!
Emmy said she is having a glow up.
Can't wait for the before and after.
Can't wait for the before and after.
The word of the day boys and girls is: GLOWUP 
I have reached out to the jeweller...-as always.. to keep our gal and her "sponsor" honest. I may or may not have worded it very legal/formal...
Drunkenlou & Lia falling about 
please!!
So Shannakian Fine Jewellery aren't lending her jewellery this year...?
Kennedy Oaks Day has requested that the ladies wear purple or at least a splash of purple to raise awareness for the Good Friday appeal.
If Lou invades the Members Enclosure the dress code excludes:
NOT ACCEPTABLE
Short jumpsuits and playsuits that are above the knee
Shorts and short suits that are above the knee
Garments that show the belly button
Garments with an open back below the waist
Bralettes and bandeau crop tops
Kennedy Oaks Day has requested that the ladies wear purple or at least a splash of purple to raise awareness for the Good Friday appeal.
If Lou invades the Members Enclosure the dress code excludes:
NOT ACCEPTABLE
Short jumpsuits and playsuits that are above the knee
Shorts and short suits that are above the knee
Garments that show the belly button
Garments with an open back below the waist
Bralettes and bandeau crop tops
Will it be a fizzer like her Birthday glow up?
Not even free facials could save her.
I hate those scrunch bum shorts. I didn’t know they were called that. Makes their arse look huge and they don’t leave anything to the imagination. Yes I’m old.
Yes, given her current financial situation, I would love to know if the jewellery is loaned, #gifted or in fact, purchased.
As there is no indication on her stories of a collaboration, at this point, one can only assume that she has purchased the items.
She needs more than a glow upThe word of the day boys and girls is: GLOWUP
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Feeling smooth are obviously giving her free tans, facials etc so is this considered gifts and tax should be paid on the full value of such treatments? She tags them but doesn't ever tag as gifted .
So we get to see that horrible pink number she is going to be giving Miss Piggy vibes in that pink.
I thought I read somewhere that they were wanting people to have a splash of purple/lilac in their outfits this year. So if she is wearing the pink number will again totally miss the mark.
the tote is paying $1.10 for clod hoppers and toe rings. - its an odds on favourite
I thought I read somewhere that they were wanting people to have a splash of purple/lilac in their outfits this year. So if she is wearing the pink number will again totally miss the mark.
the tote is paying $1.10 for clod hoppers and toe rings. - its an odds on favourite
Super excited for tomorrow!
Something about that tan looks off. She somehow looks menopause purple
Something about that tan looks off. She somehow looks menopause purple
Im off to the races tomorrow and I swear to god if I can somehow end up seeing Emmy in her Ozzy Ostrich outfit bumping and grinding up on some poor fella I will die a happy lady!
I’m in a marquee and the members and I assume she’ll be in the birdcage but I will do what I can to make my way into the birdcage later in the day when the rosé and nosé has been flowing and Emmy might be feeling up for a little dance off.
I’m in a marquee and the members and I assume she’ll be in the birdcage but I will do what I can to make my way into the birdcage later in the day when the rosé and nosé has been flowing and Emmy might be feeling up for a little dance off.
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