Emma Drew #34 Yes i do know who you are, Slob... Sorry, I meant Bob.

[MrsTiggy-Winkle]

Oh my god I had another dream about the Drews last night!!! In this one I’d decided to go undercover to their house to scope out the situation with her disappearance and try and catch them out. They let me in and I totally panicked about what to do so I pretended to fall asleep on their scabby minging settee. Emma put a stinking, cat hair covered blanket on me and she was panicking that I was going to tell the world about their house and she didn’t know what to do, Tony tried to wake me up by shaking me really hard and I vividly remember his breath stunk. After a long time of me being “asleep” they were gonna call the police so I had to “wake up” and I pretended I’d been drunk and had no idea where I was and I made them help me find a train home.

And this boys and girls is why you shouldn’t look on Tattle in the middle of the night when you can’t sleep, the Drews will infiltrate your dreams!!

Ok, you are right, do not read Tattle before bed. I had a dream about Emma She started appearing on Tony’s IG, all slinky in these tight little workout clothes….and I was like, I knew it…..she’s been tryijg to transform herself before she goes back to IG it was so vivid! That’s all I remember of the dream though!

 

[Breadhead]

You'd think with all this free time her crafting skills might have improved but here we are..wtf is this?

 

[Gossngiggles]

You'd think with all this free time her crafting skills might have improved but here we are..wtf is this?

tit is what it is!!

 

[Katykatykaty]

You'd think with all this free time her crafting skills might have improved but here we are..wtf is this?

Two things are coming to mind - the first is when you send little dogs out in the muddy snow and they come back with clumps of snow and mud on them and the second is when a dog has eaten something they shouldn’t and their poo comes out all lumpy and bitty. Neither of which I’d want to display round my house for Easter.

 

[Breadhead]

She couldn't justify spending £9.99 on one from tkmaxx cause she's poor. The tree took her an hour and a half.

 

[secretsu]

You'd think with all this free time her crafting skills might have improved but here we are..wtf is this?

Is that pube trimmings?

 

[troglodyte]

You'd think with all this free time her crafting skills might have improved but here we are..wtf is this?

Ahahaha, I genuinely laughed out loud when I saw that! Thank you for bringing it into my life.

I followed some of the links and ended up down a Mrs Pinch rabbit hole. Found this little beauty.

 

[IAlreadyDespiseYou]

You'd think with all this free time her crafting skills might have improved but here we are..wtf is this?

I’m sorry, I’ve seen better Easter crafts produced by toddlers at nursery. What the feck is that??

 

[Breadhead]

Is that pube trimmings?

Kinda reminds me of bran flakes? Like when people make chocolate easter nests with mini eggs. But they're a hateful person that doesn't use cornflakes.

 

[Right on top of that rose]

Kinda reminds me of bran flakes? Like when people make chocolate easter nests with mini eggs. But they're a hateful person that doesn't use cornflakes.

or when someone is on slimming world and they make some monstrosity using scan bran coz itS sO LOw in sYNs

 

[Chip1984]

Ahahaha, I genuinely laughed out loud when I saw that! Thank you for bringing it into my life.

I followed some of the links and ended up down a Mrs Pinch rabbit hole. Found this little beauty.

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I would legit put that in my bathroom

 

[troglodyte]

I would legit put that in my bathroom

Imma's effort though?! I've seen some versions of it that look good, but the font she's chosen makes it look like she's written it with her feet. In the dark.

 

[SpindleWhorl]

You'd think with all this free time her crafting skills might have improved but here we are..wtf is this?

Looks like a Dinosaur nest

 

[Chip1984]

Imma's effort though?! I've seen some versions of it that look good, but the font she's chosen makes it look like she's written it with her feet. In the dark.

No, sorry, I meant a better version of it. I dread to think what "materials" Imma used to make it

 

[skintsocks]

You'd think with all this free time her crafting skills might have improved but here we are..wtf is this?

It's a nit-infested prick.

 

[Bubblesandflowers]

Normally I'd encourage creativity and money saving but Emma you really should've just spent the money on the easter egg tree.

I don't know much about Easter as I don't celebrate but is that a common thing in UK households? I assume it is an americanised decoration?

 

[Delia Smith]

Normally I'd encourage creativity and money saving but Emma you really should've just spent the money on the easter egg tree.

I don't know much about Easter as I don't celebrate but is that a common thing in UK households? I assume it is an americanised decoration?

Decorating for Easter is not really a thing here but seems more popular over the last 5 years or so. Definitely an Americanism.
Also I could understand if it’s for kids /grandkids but Emma and Toe never even have visitors ?!

 

[MrsTiggy-Winkle]

Ahahaha, I genuinely laughed out loud when I saw that! Thank you for bringing it into my life.

I followed some of the links and ended up down a Mrs Pinch rabbit hole. Found this little beauty.

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The spacing on the top and bottom trouble me! honestly, I couldn’t deal with it!

Also, it’s not that she’s trying to drive traffic to Mrs Pinch or anything…..

 

[ChubClubThug]

It's a nit-infested prick.

Aww has toe knee got nits?

 

[DoseofReality]

Imagine thinking it looks so great you have to brag about it. But that's ya gurl all over.