‘I’ve got a major surgery this week, that I am desperate for and the hospital won't accept me if I have a positive Covid test and they take it so seriously I have to isolate 2 days before'
Everyone else: 'Right I'd better avoid going out - don't want to get a positive test and lose the operation I really need it, also I can focus on tidying and cleaning my house for recovery, and eating lots of light healthy foods, vitamins and lots of water so I'm in a good healthy place when I get to the hospital.
Emma Drew: 'Right I'd better get drunk first, then eat out - somewhere that serves lots of heavy, hard to digest foods. Then I just need to go everywhere I can possibly think of thats busy whilst there are several contagious viruses going round that would mess up my opportunity to have this op. Then I need to go to a soft play - I don't have any toddlers, but I've heard they are rife with germs because children aren't known for being hygenic - then I need to do something charitable for my insta - I know I'll buy homeless people lots of therapy colouring books and then finally I need dark green baubles for my dark green Christmas tree so I will go all over Norfolk looking for some.'