Emma Drew #29 One tuna salad and a bottle of water a day and ya gurl thinks she's Beyonce

[TheWeeDonkey]

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Emma Drew #30 On a snack-a-jack hunt to fill up her gunt!

 

[Breadhead]

Snack a jack fail, increasing on the scale. Poopy looking frail. Size 10 goal dress on the declutter rail.

 

[Galinda]

guys GUYS!! My sweet but a bit dim friend has joined her bloody Facebook group. I’m telling her to ask for a refund and get the fuck out but she’s convinced it’s legit oh my god. She’s a desperate single Mum and she’s used this month’s child benefit to pay the membership and get set up omfg!!! She better at least make her money back or I will personally make it my mission to destroy the scamming evil lying piece of shit myself. I am livid

 

[notesnotesnotes]

Please please find a way to use this as a thread title

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WLS but can't lose weight. Hubby a K-Popstar 30 years and 5 stone too late.

 

[Smallpotato]

That top is soooo sooo tight. It's a 16. She needs it in an 18-20 easily. Sorry but what size was she before the surgery?

I went to her wedding and I was a size 16 then, and she told me that we were the same dress size.

 

[Smallpotato]

Last night I told my toddler that his hair looks like it has been brushed by a toffee apple and my husband was like, where the fuck have you got that phrase from?

tattle

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

Never knew Toe Knee looked about 90 with a fucking great big bald patch...I'm dying

 

[SunshineSally]

He really is the stuff of nightmares. He just looks really dangerous ... unhinged ...

 

[TheWeeDonkey]

This big box of salt and vinegar Snack a Jacks is sitting upstairs in the warehouse of a supermarket local to Emma, there’s also a full case on the shelf on the shop floor! I know she reads here though so I’m not telling which supermarket

 

[myzosi]

The irony of her getting annoyed about people trying to flog shite and half arsing their content

 

[Higuyswelcometomychannel]

“Make time for myself”, what else do you do you musty slug!

 

[ChloeDecker]

So not even sorry.....

 

[DoseofReality]

Imma and Jimmy after finding out they can't find the closest Kate Spade store, visit every charity shop, B&M, Home Bargains, Poundland and the greaseiest and biggest portions eatery they can find for at least 2 off shore meals per stop.

 

[Coconutclub]

So the hike was a walk around Bawsey Pits with the dog!?

I'm understanding the pattern now:

Going on a hike = walk around Bawsey park
Avid gym goer = been a couple of times
Diagnosed with Cancer = told I have cancerous cells
Can barely eat = Eats out twice in a day
Thrifty = once passed up on the opportunity to buy a dog themed candle
Anxious about COVID = Takes any opportunity to be out in busy places

 

[ChubClubThug]

Let's be honest they don't give a shit about seeing the world, a cruise ship is just a floating all you can eat buffet for Fred & Rose

 

[Breadhead]

such noncey vibes

 

[lexiloo]

mermaid hair?? only if said mermaid had been dragged from the sea by boat propellers being tangled in her locks and then fallen head first into a barrel of oil before being electrocuted

 

[skintsocks]

The dog doesn't look like a puppy. But she does look like she's screaming for help. If you admit you can't look after yourself, and your husband is apparently transitioning into a k-pop popstar 30 years and 5 stone too late, then you shouldn't have a dog.

 

[Katykatykaty]

Hahahahahhahaa someone’s clearly thrown their toys out the pram tonight. I voted for the ‘disqualified when you’ve won’ option in Emma’s poll and she’s blocked me on Instagram! Oh Emma, you really are such a child.

 

[Vloggerfam]

Please, please, please can someone technically minded edit this photo to add in the ‘helallaooo’ from the other night?!? It would make my year day.

Six figure salary and there’s not a single hairbrush in that house? Are they actually trolling us

tony looks like he’s pulled a toffee apple through his by mistake