Emma Claiir #4 Emma is “thriving”, Jet plane was super “breach”. Being a cat lover is a bit of a reach!

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Kalesmoothie

Thanks @everybodypoops for the thread title!

Shortened to fit, original “Emma is thriving, Jet plane was super “breach” Convincing us she’s a cat lover is a bit of a reach”.

Accented the thriving cos we know she’s full of shit.

Carry on tattlers, let’s not forget she admitted to killing not one but two cats!
 
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Kalesmoothie

insurance_who said:
View attachment 2169203Prefaced by the fact I’m not a parent… But this looks, rogue ….?
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Yeah i wouldn’t have him wrapped in a polyester non breathing unsafe blanket considering newborns can’t regulate their own temperatures easily OR properly cool themselves down when they get too hot OR show any signs of overheating especially when mums half cut on wine and about to pass out for the night but i’m just a lOooOolLa what would i know that poor baby. There’s many more appropriate and safe sleep options. Swaddling is fine in muslin, cotton or bamboo or a zip up like love to dream, not a fucking fleece blanket
 
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Blerghhhhhh

I’m so worried for this kid
 
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usemycode

The flash photo in his face when he’s meant to be sleeping? The loud music when he’s meant to be sleeping? BELCHING IN HIS FACE when he’s meant to be sleeping? She’s fucked.
 
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charliechap

usemycode said:
The flash photo in his face when he’s meant to be sleeping? The loud music when he’s meant to be sleeping? BELCHING IN HIS FACE when he’s meant to be sleeping? She’s fucked.
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Could be why he isn’t “thriving” anymore and not sleeping….. overstimulation is a thing
 
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usemycode

charliechap said:
Could be why he isn’t “thriving” anymore and not sleeping….. overstimulation is a thing
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Yep but she said the baby will have to fit into their life (Sophie Cachia anyone?) so I guess the chaos is his normal now. Poor child.
 
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OrthaKearnz

You know, I did this exact thing 10 years ago when I was a 20 year old first time mum, and I posted a picture to my Facebook, and an old school acquaintance messaged me explaining exactly what you have… I thanked her profusely, started doing my own research to ensure I would never unknowingly place my baby in danger again, and got on with my life.
Do we think Emma would have the same reaction if somebody messaged her kindly with this information?
 
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emmygluewho

HAHAHA good one.

We would cop 'GuYZ I've done my REseaRCh'
 
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charliechap

She’d say what @emmygluewho said, then sit around waiting for a company to send her free shit that is baby safe and ACTUALLY researched then go on about a big speed how great they are etc
 
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usemycode

She already has a love to dream swaddle.
Tizzie Hall recommends making babies very warm to make them sleep longer (DO NOT DO THIS it’s a SIDS risk) maybe she is already trying to follow her

ffs she has 3! Surely she’s not putting a huge fleece blanket over the swaddle?!
 
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Blerghhhhhh

She’d post a selfie looking bemused with a literal wall of text calling everyone “loolas” and continue wrapping him up in hot clammy fleece. It’s not even cold he must be so uncomfortable
 
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