Emma Blackery

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£41?? Is that reseller doing alright?
I think it may be Emma doing a ticketmaster and doing it herself?

Who would see her tour? I’m not being mean I'm genuinely curious. Small venues I would understand but the 02 in Islington has 800 full capacity. There's no way she would sell out that venue. It makes no sense.
That's what I wondered before. Like I've been Islington, and while it aint huge it aint small either. Without wanting to sound mean to her I can't imagine she'd sell it out at all
 
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Anyone willing to take one for the team and buy a ticket and let us know how the gig goes? Understandable if not, money could go to better uses such as dropping it down a drain…
 
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I think it may be Emma doing a ticketmaster and doing it herself?



That's what I wondered before. Like I've been Islington, and while it aint huge it aint small either. Without wanting to sound mean to her I can't imagine she'd sell it out at all
I've been thinking the same about her Manchester show. She's playing the Academy, which is a decently sized venue. There are definitely smaller venues - hell, I've seen arguably "bigger" acts than Emma at Manchester venues half the size. It's baffling.
 
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She still comments on the Google plus video 💀
Can't be dead if people are asking for it?

Anyone willing to take one for the team and buy a ticket and let us know how the gig goes? Understandable if not, money could go to better uses such as dropping it down a drain…
I'd do it for a laugh if it wernt for that I'd stick out like a sore thumb. A bloke in his mid 30s wearing a rammstein top at an emma blackery gig. Methinks not haha
 
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She’s literally arguing with someone on Twitter over her bleeping spice rack 🤦‍♀️ So much for happy positive Emma, anyone have the calculations for how long that lasted?
 
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She’s literally arguing with someone on Twitter over her bleeping spice rack 🤦‍♀️ So much for happy positive Emma, anyone have the calculations for how long that lasted?
listen, im an argumentative person...but how do you get into an argument over a spice rack?
 
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Also the vibe I got from the spice rack post was a stealth "I have a boyfriend. Isn't he awesome" post
 
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Emma's been on and off my radar for years. I check her out whenever she comes into my conscious (like I just stumbled across this thread) and the amount of rebrandings she does is absolutely exhausting!!! The thumbnails, the hair, the makeup and outfits. She was once a lush product reviewer, sims gameplayer, sketch comic, emo, makeup guru, storytime youtuber, north Korea documentary maker and I'm probably missing a few! She's a fully grown adult not a teenager, surely she must've found some sort of style/personality she likes by now?

Also, can someone let her know being snarky and catty isn't a personality trait? She's been acting like this for years and it isn't cute or funny? She can't pull it off. I remember that Q&A where she challenged herself to be "nice" and she was acting like someone had asked her to run a marathon or something acting like it was such a chore!

Also, does anyone get the feeling she was trying to go in the same career trajectory as Dodie and other similar singer/YouTubers, however has not had nearly a fraction of the same success. Idk the bitterness about her music not taking off is palpable imo. Adding to my above point, she acts so bored and as if YouTube is beneath her, I think she resents the fact she's still having to rely on YouTube and she wishes her music career had taken off instead.
I think the main reason for this is that she is incredibly disingenuous, she doesn't have a specific sound or look plus her voice isn't brilliant, as that one famous comment once said, she really is a poundland Paramore (sorry that's rude!)

Anyway sorry for this mini rant, I just saw this page pop up and remembered all these feelings LOL!

Edit: just went to check her channel and saw she did a "how soon is now" cover. One of my favourite songs has been ruined, my Lord that cover is awful! 😭
 
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I was bored enough to try and look up what a live show of hers sounded like a few years back. I honestly couldn't understand half the lyrics. It is also amusing to see her miss her cue to sing over the backing track, and when she tries to get the audience to sing along I developed second hand cringe. Like she looks so genuinely high on her own farts that she can't see noone is singing along but her to her own backing track.

The stage behaviour reminded me a lot of a teeny bopper singing in front of a mirror with a hair brush also.

if you are brave enough...

 
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I was bored enough to try and look up what a live show of hers sounded like a few years back. I honestly couldn't understand half the lyrics. It is also amusing to see her miss her cue to sing over the backing track, and when she tries to get the audience to sing along I developed second hand cringe. Like she looks so genuinely high on her own farts that she can't see noone is singing along but her to her own backing track.

The stage behaviour reminded me a lot of a teeny bopper singing in front of a mirror with a hair brush also.

if you are brave enough...

The good old days.. Before she was going dicked by the peg leg pirate and he had influence I'm her music.
 
I was bored enough to try and look up what a live show of hers sounded like a few years back. I honestly couldn't understand half the lyrics. It is also amusing to see her miss her cue to sing over the backing track, and when she tries to get the audience to sing along I developed second hand cringe. Like she looks so genuinely high on her own farts that she can't see noone is singing along but her to her own backing track.

The stage behaviour reminded me a lot of a teeny bopper singing in front of a mirror with a hair brush also.

if you are brave enough...

this used to be my "favourite" emma blackery era and i didn't even hate half of the songs off villains but dude her performance was tragic. she's gor some awkward moves and her voice sometimes is just not it. but the worst part is that it almost seemed like she was singing without a crowd i doubt anyone was having fun
 
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I was bored enough to try and look up what a live show of hers sounded like a few years back. I honestly couldn't understand half the lyrics. It is also amusing to see her miss her cue to sing over the backing track, and when she tries to get the audience to sing along I developed second hand cringe. Like she looks so genuinely high on her own farts that she can't see noone is singing along but her to her own backing track.

The stage behaviour reminded me a lot of a teeny bopper singing in front of a mirror with a hair brush also.

if you are brave enough...

This is what I look like when I'm singing along to the Mamma Mia soundtrack on the bus to work.
 
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