Honestly, you couldn’t write this shit.what a weirdo she is
she tagged the company, then changed the font colour to the background so they knew she was talking about them, but without giving the game away to her followers apparently.
Stop the world I want to get off.
Apart from kissing the arse of the mystery company who sent it to her, what the fuck is the point in this?That’s literally it isn’t it? I have so many questions..... None of which are remotely to do with me being interested in what’s in the sodding box.
My first question is why the fuck would I want to know what’s in your fucking box? I could go down to Argos and play roulette by stabbing the tiny pen on a random page, buying said item and standing outside the shop getting people to guess what’s in the fucking box...... but why the fuck would I do this!
Honestly, I think I have finally lost the plot, I just don’t get it.
Hopefully the box contains some kind of black hole/vortex which this idiot can be sucked into forevermore. For fucks sake, you couldn’t write this shit, why do people think their mundane lives and mediocre freebies are of interest to anyone.... seriously gives me the rage!!! I swear they wouldn’t even buy this stuff, they just love a freebie!
I could shit in a box and send it to them and I swear they would lap it up because their could say it’s #gifted to make themselves feel special