I'm sure Viagra Dave is going to be thrilled to be given an oily rub down by the Walrus...
Also sure he's going to think it's great to carry round a keyring with the words 'dickhead' on when he's got a child who's apparently a 'great reader'... and I'm sure she'd love it if he got her one saying she's a dick, even when it's obviously a lighthearted joke. She'd kick off big style.
Still waiting for the passive aggressive sulk on Monday when he doesn't get her what she feels she deserves, or he has to work...