Wouldn't put it past her to do a turkey baster and used condoms..!Hubby struggles to perform, baby comes along just as their marriage is ending. We sure Emily hasn’t been buying vinted sperm and a turkey baster?
That's when you know he's ready to leave because anyone else would be mortified and wouldn't want anyone knowingOh wow. What bloke goes to work and says he can’t get it in his wife’s sausage wallet?
Come on Moley have some pride !!
Fuckinghell it’s quiet on stories this morning. Can someone ring Asda to check if Moleys turned up for his shift.
I’m a bit worried for his safety… altho knowing our lovely em hun, she’d be doing stories about buying the shovel and choosing the spot for his shallow grave. Can’t miss a chance for a bit of engagement, ‘spot A or spot B??’Oh wow. What bloke goes to work and says he can’t get it in his wife’s sausage wallet?
Come on Moley have some pride !!
Fuckinghell it’s quiet on stories this morning. Can someone ring Asda to check if Moleys turned up for his shift.
Yep! To quote apparently he said it along the lines of this “we were having trouble bein intimate at one point and I felt like it was because of all the arguing but the wife thought it was about her. We got past it now but it was tough” apparently the staff men kinda all talk about their wives in the staff room and laugh about it lol…. I mean doesn’t that show there must be an issue in their marriage?That's when you know he's ready to leave because anyone else would be mortified and wouldn't want anyone knowing
Ffs, I reckon he put an asda "bag for life" over her head and done the deed. Cue the PlayStation gift...oh no, wait its a pregnancy testYep! To quote apparently he said it along the lines of this “we were having trouble bein intimate at one point and I felt like it was because of all the arguing but the wife thought it was about her. We got past it now but it was tough” apparently the staff men kinda all talk about their wives in the staff room and laugh about it lol…. I mean doesn’t that show there must be an issue in their marriage?
Hmmmm a story about Moleys parenting when we’ve been talking about him on here?Ffs, I reckon he put an asda "bag for life" over her head and done the deed. Cue the PlayStation gift...oh no, wait its a pregnancy test
Oh fuck off Emily, she's on her rants again
More like sex on a kebab stickI mean, I’m not surprised he was struggling in that department. She’s not exactly sex on a stick, and talks to him like shit.. not quite a recipe for romance
Or a fuckin bread stickMore like sex on a kebab stick
She’s so embarrassingHmmmm a story about Moleys parenting when we’ve been talking about him on here?SUSPICIOUS
So depressing, why doesn’t she care enough to put a bloody coat on her?!Ok ok I know it's been said a billion times but it's fucking bitter outside so WHERE IS YOUR BABY'S COAT!!!!!
I literally laughed so much at this commentOh wow. What bloke goes to work and says he can’t get it in his wife’s sausage wallet?
Come on Moley have some pride !!
Fuckinghell it’s quiet on stories this morning. Can someone ring Asda to check if Moleys turned up for his shift.
She doesn't wear one cos her tight arse mother won't buy her oneOk ok I know it's been said a billion times but it's fucking bitter outside so WHERE IS YOUR BABY'S COAT!!!!!
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