Nothing against anyone improving on what they have if it makes them happy whether that be false eyelashes, botox and everything in between but that picture shows how much shes gone too far. She looks like a proper Stepford wife now, her smile is manic
Emily Norris #5 FHMily on a fake fad diet, all while her kids run riot
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Time saving MOM hack. Have a PA and cleaner do everything for you and film yourself gurning manically pretending to be a stepford wife.
& both parents are home full-time!
Sorry Emily but that black top is awful. I bet if she runs after one of the kids its flapping behind her like E.T on the bike
Is she serious that she likes that top? It’s bleeping hideous
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I don't think they'll address it until they're forced to. COVID was a nice transition for him to stop working. I feel like she should go out ahead of it and just say straight up "Listen, we're now in a position financially where Matt can stop working and help me here and there,".
If she halted all the botox she probably would resemble E.T
I reckon all she’ll say if she ever says anything is that he sold his business when they moved and is taking time out as a project manager for the worlds most boring house renovation!
I cannot be arsed with her hiring a chef in the hot tub bleeping lodge shes booked to escape her dusty £1m renovation with her husband who is there to help out 24/7 because he’s living off her ridiculous wage that she earns fannying about in front of a camera 
How does it happen I must have missed a trick somewhere in life
How does it happen I must have missed a trick somewhere in life
She’s fell so far from reality, it’s sickening.
If anyone has watched the recent “hack” video then She’s pinned her ears back with her headband again 
she clearly reads here to do that!!! Paranoid much!!
she clearly reads here to do that!!! Paranoid much!!Well, it was quite windy the other day she may take offIf anyone has watched the recent “hack” video then She’s pinned her ears back with her headband again
Why do we torture ourselves with people like her! A private chef to make fried halloumi! I didn’t think I could despise her and her creepy husband more than I actually did. I don’t watch her rubbish you tube clogs but do look at her Instagram. At least she doesn’t get paid for that!
I'm sniffing a discount on her private chef with all these hashtags on insta.
So relatable going to a massive rental property with a hot tub and a private chef to boot. So ordinary. Such a standard MOM
So relatable going to a massive rental property with a hot tub and a private chef to boot. So ordinary. Such a standard MOM
I think that too! Meanwhile I’m applying for every part time job under the sun as my maternity leave money dries up and getting nowhere and facing having to hand my notice in and have no job or pay through the nose for childcare and work full time in my original role. So duck the chef and duck those twoI cannot be arsed with her hiring a chef in the hot tub bleeping lodge shes booked to escape her dusty £1m renovation with her husband who is there to help out 24/7 because he’s living off her ridiculous wage that she earns fannying about in front of a camera
She could do with getting her cleaner to give that mirror a wipe over!
How incredibly relatable she is these days 
from posing in her underwear in her kitchen for FHM back in the day to a private chef today 
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A private chef who served them up half a scotch egg 
If you look at his website he cooks a menu to what you ask for..... you can take the girl out of Essex.....A private chef who served them up half a scotch egg
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