Em Sheldon #5 Orange copycat, small FLAT, filler for free, reno happening? Let’s see!

[openbook1]

In this past twenty minutes on Twitter, she has shilled Gym Shark's sale three times.
She has posted the link to her Vlog twice in the past few hours.
And the same tweet about Selfridge's sale three times.

Her content is bleeping dire. It isn't even proper content at this point.

Her followers seem to think so too: https://socialblade.com/twitter/user/emshelx

 

[Lechat]

Wtf was that vlog? 13 mins log, half of it was cleaning the sodding kitchen which was still a mess. And every time she turns the camera round you can see washing everywhere and stuff chucked on the floor.

Agree with @Extra above. She literally hates the place, its all negative. Not one thing she likes about the place.

Everything is smoke and mirrors with her. Shes done all these vlogs on renovation but not one thing has changed. When she’s talking she keeps saying I need to order this and I need this design finishing and I need a schedule from my builders... so basically nothing is happening then. Why keep pretending? i met my builder 9 months before my extension began. Everyone knows kitchens have to ordered Yet she bragged about having a new kitchen before she’d even ordered it!

oh and having a bathroom designer in your flat doesn’t seem a great idea when the country is on lockdown.

 

[emb32895]

Has anyone else noticed the part she’s clearly forgotten to edit out (watch from 5:40) where she awkwardly repositions herself and starts her sentence again randomly??

 

[Heyyou]

Has anyone else noticed the part she’s clearly forgotten to edit out (watch from 5:40) where she awkwardly repositions herself and starts her sentence again randomly??

Oh my god I am crying!!

 

[Lechat]

Lawd. She’s not even trying to edit well anymore is she

 

[bugeyeboo]

Zoe London has gone in on a dodgy account buying followers on Twitter and I can’t help but think she means Em

 

[openbook1]

Has anyone else noticed the part she’s clearly forgotten to edit out (watch from 5:40) where she awkwardly repositions herself and starts her sentence again randomly??

hahahahaha, just shows how fake she is.

Also, she always touches her head and hair it gives off very insecure vibes to me.

 

[Tree_]

Zoe London has gone in on a dodgy account buying followers on Twitter and I can’t help but think she means Em

Do you know which Manchester blogger she was talking about yesterday?

 

[openbook1]

Do you know which Manchester blogger she was talking about yesterday?

Someone called Irina D or something.

Lol. She is barking mad. She literally laughing at nothing in this Tik Tok.

I'm sure the hotel appreciate guests getting water every where

 

[Spicegirl101]

Does she live in the corner of her kitchen?

 

[BananaPenguin]

Someone called Irina D or something.

Lol. She is barking mad. She literally laughing at nothing in this Tik Tok.

And why is she standing on one leg like that??

 

[Sazoflora]

hahahahaha, just shows how fake she is.

Also, she always touches her head and hair it gives off very insecure vibes to me.

I have so many questions.
Is she trolling us when she keeps repeating the word clean?
The house still looks messy to me..
Why does she always blame the house for the fact it’s dirty? She said the same about the old flat, pretty sure it’s down to the occupants
Why not clean the hob daily?
Do cleaning products have a sell by date?
Why does she look so fed up?
It looks like a newish house, why would it need a full re-wire?
I’m sure there are more questions haha she just baffles me

 

[Rondoodle]

I’ve realised that I treat her vlogs and life as comedy! More questions:
What the duck was the bit at the end where she saw a squirrel and said she loved the wildlife in her garden?! It was like she has never seen a squirrel!
Also why can’t she hang clothes? And why does she hang socks off her cupboard doors?
So much why!

 

[Lechat]

Sooo much why!! Love it.

she’s in wickes now getting a bath as an AD Pr (but didn’t mark the same photo on her home account as an ad). Thought she hated cheap and wanted high end? Or was that all she could beg. If she is in Wickes why is her bathroom designer coming this week as mentioned in her vlog?

and the bullshit about what Matt likes or doesn’t like. What makes her think anyone would be interested in his views?!

 

[Namima]

Zoe London has gone in on a dodgy account buying followers on Twitter and I can’t help but think she means Em

Absolutely no shame in their game.
Lydia Millen has also been on a shopping spree of buying IG followers since Oct ... she's literally gained nearly 30 000 followers in a short space of time however her engagement has not changed.

These influencers, ugh, all scammers.

 

[Lechat]

Her writing is so bad. This sentence makes zero sense, grammatical nor in meaning?? I keep reading it and I’m like what is she actually trying to say. Nothing goes to plan but it’s worked out perfectly? Ehh? Also how could her work start in September if she hadn’t ordered a single thing until *checks notes* mid November??

more why’s!!

 

[doddler]

I’m starting to see why the boyfriend wanted no part in this place. Whys she spent £ for a “finished house” (which looks absolutely fine as it is!) only to spend even more redoing literally the whole thing? Surely it would’ve made more sense to buy somewhere cheap which needed a lot of work doing rather than ripping out perfectly good kitchens and bathrooms.

 

[Lechat]

Yeah me too. Plus he’s getting a sweet ride to live in London without paying towards his girlfriends flat!
I don’t think even she knows why she bought the flat to be honest! She’s mentioned nothing good about the place really other than the garden and maybe location? But she’s definitely paid for a done property and then decided to change it all... madness. She really should have got a doer upper.

the think that struck me the other day was how useless she is. Like in her vlog she mentioned some flooring edging needs re doing and the hallway needs painting but isn’t going to do it herself. Her mum really has raised a useless brat.
When I moved to my house, me and husband painted all the rooms ourselves and my family helped with putting lining paper in a room which didn’t have great walls (we couldn’t afford to get it skimmed) and various other jobs. She goes on about her family being so close etc but none of them seem to be helping her! I know there’s covid on, but in September they could have popped down and helped get a few rooms straight or do some odd jobs. Or she could have cracked on herself and got some painting done or sorted the floor. None of it requires specialist trades. She fact she says she spent hours editing a reel for 1500 likes over sorting her flat out says it all for me.

Also my parents would be horrified if I was sleeping on an air bed for months whilst trying to beg for a free bed. In fact they’d tell me straight to just bloody go and get a bed. But I guess that’s the difference between most people and this useless beg, her family are prob applauding her for begging.

 

[Extra]

Her writing is so bad. This sentence makes zero sense, grammatical nor in meaning?? I keep reading it and I’m like what is she actually trying to say. Nothing goes to plan but it’s worked out perfectly? Ehh? Also how could her work start in September if she hadn’t ordered a single thing until *checks notes* mid November??

more why’s!!

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Wow you are right. This is nonsense. What is she trying to say???

I have wondered about the work commencing. She has said from the start, work was to start in September/October. I actually recall her saying on a regular basis ‘work will be starting in Monday’ all through September/October. That never happened How could it have happened if it has taken her until November to order a kitchen and bathroom???

She also said on a Q&A the other week that she wasn’t doing a flat tour until the place is empty??? When will the place be empty? She had a week crossover at the start. Surely the flat would have been empty the day she got the keys? When will it be empty again?

Yeah me too. Plus he’s getting a sweet ride to live in London without paying towards his girlfriends flat!
I don’t think even she knows why she bought the flat to be honest! She’s mentioned nothing good about the place really other than the garden and maybe location? But she’s definitely paid for a done property and then decided to change it all... madness. She really should have got a doer upper.

the think that struck me the other day was how useless she is. Like in her vlog she mentioned some flooring edging needs re doing and the hallway needs painting but isn’t going to do it herself. Her mum really has raised a useless brat.
When I moved to my house, me and husband painted all the rooms ourselves and my family helped with putting lining paper in a room which didn’t have great walls (we couldn’t afford to get it skimmed) and various other jobs. She goes on about her family being so close etc but none of them seem to be helping her! I know there’s covid on, but in September they could have popped down and helped get a few rooms straight or do some odd jobs. Or she could have cracked on herself and got some painting done or sorted the floor. None of it requires specialist trades. She fact she says she spent hours editing a reel for 1500 likes over sorting her flat out says it all for me.

Also my parents would be horrified if I was sleeping on an air bed for months whilst trying to beg for a free bed. In fact they’d tell me straight to just bloody go and get a bed. But I guess that’s the difference between most people and this useless beg, her family are prob applauding her for begging.

Agree with all of the above. Her excuse is that there will be builders in so can’t get furniture but I am sure any builder is used to working in homes with furniture! That is normal. You cover up what you can. If a builder can’t work around a bed in a bedroom then surely that is worrying? I guarantee that it is much more of an inconvenience for the builders to work in rooms upon rooms piled high with her hoarded rubbish in boxes and bags. Much harder for them to work around a wall of hoarded boxes than a chest of drawers.

 

[blumaroo90]

Can we go a day without endless aff links please bloodyhell.