Please let it be microwaves. That would be exceptionally amusing...This is more like it.
No laughing matter, microwaves are known to cause ingrown haemorrhoids, I have no proof of this but it's true ok. I always stick a crystal up my arse when nuking my leftovers to keep me safe, lube it up with fanny cream and it also stops me getting pregnant, win win.Please let it be microwaves. That would be exceptionally amusing...
I can’t fucking wait for her shite on microwaves. Why does she fucking care? She cooks from scratch over a coal fire, doesn’t she? So fuck off Liey, and let the workers who sometimes just need a fucking jacket potato when they arrive home from their tax paying jobs late in the day. You cunt.No laughing matter, microwaves are known to cause ingrown haemorrhoids, I have no proof of this but it's true ok. I always stick a crystal up my arse when nuking my leftovers to keep me safe, lube it up with fanny cream and it also stops me getting pregnant, win win.
April fools was last week Biba, FFS 11 quid for her ebook. Anyone who pays that please get in touch, I have a Nigerian uncle who would like to discuss something.Wait a minute......ELEVEN FUCKING QUID????
Is she on drugs?
Oh. Wait.....
I thought these freaks didn’t believe in the HolocaustShe also compared current government covid measures to the Holocaust. So abhorrent and offensive on so many levels.
Why do these insane lunatics post videos like this thinking he is a Hero? The police officer is clearly laughing at him . . .
I really want to see what’s in it, but I ain’t lining that hags pocketsApril fools was last week Biba, FFS 11 quid for her ebook. Anyone who pays that please get in touch, I have a Nigerian uncle who would like to discuss something.
Word of the day ‘FETID’.I was reading about body language last night and it’s agreed that touching your neck and throat can be a sign of lying and being uncomfortable with what you’re saying.
Liey touches her neck a lot.
(cue Liey scuttling off to stick a PostIt on her videoing device - STOP TOUCHING NECK)
Ive seen a few Judge Judy references here, a personal hero of mine. Imagine how good it would be if Judge met Liey
And as for Wanky, on to his latest young, vulnerable, gullible female. Anyone spot a theme here? I’ve lost count what number we’re on now, but I do appreciate he needs someone to help him read and write.
I can’t imagine he has the slightest clue how to treat a girlfriend, so she’s probably only sticking around for the free drugs he plies her with. Either that or the intelligent conversations.
I give it 8 weeks max before she joins the pile of exes who recoil in horror and disgust that they actually let that grubby unattractive little scrote insert his fetid penis in their vaginas. Hi EllieIs that why you had to invent the fanny soap? Did it work or has Wanky left you with a more long term reminder of your romance
You should form a support group for you and all the other exes - you could charge them for membership, and they’re guaranteed to keep coming
I can’t wait for Lieys whopper. It must make her rage that she doesn’t know who the spies are
The producer from Eastenders has literally just contacted to Liey to commend her on her suspense building skills. He said that he has never seen somebody build a plot so well, and how he could learn a thing or two about writing a storyline from her.
And unrelated, but I really hope she gets some more of those ridiculously massive lashes, only because they look so funny. She should use some of her legal skills to sue her beautician.
Bristol legend - AKA, Bristol convicted armed robber.Why do these insane lunatics post videos like this thinking he is a Hero? The police officer is clearly laughing at him . . .
Big whopper no 1 - insta is removing thousands of followersMoving over to my new acc, instagram is removing thousands of her followers everyday, except she's still got he same amount of followers
Eleven bastard quid?? I'd rather read my own obituary....Wait a minute......ELEVEN FUCKING QUID????
Is she on drugs?
Oh. Wait.....
Complete bullshit from Elsybels again her account is going up at a rapid rate , hence her not posting shit on her main wall that she knows will get her removed so posting on stories only like all of these scum bags , Dumme , Biba do the same . It’s the same reason she removed her Pttp link as well it’s all part of the sales plan , to sum up same cunt different wrapperMoving over to my new acc, instagram is removing thousands of her followers everyday, except she's still got he same amount of followers
This must have got right up the crack of her arse - she’s waxing lyrical about some shit and some sap pipes up “Where’s Wally?”I really want to see what’s in it, but I ain’t lining that hags pockets
Laughing at that top comment. The last time I checked, I was living in freedom with my family. Perhaps because I abide by the law, have a proper job and own my own house!This must have got right up the crack of her arse - she’s waxing lyrical about some shit and some sap pipes up “Where’s Wally?”
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