Elle Darby-Swift #77 It ain't Texas, it was Trowbridge so sit your lying ass down, down, down

[evoway13]

I did it again with most likes

Elle & Con are unhappily living their 'dream' in Texas - where Elle was 'raised' . After reading her dad's book - it turns out they went for short holidays ....

They are reunited with the dogs.....but, H & H seem to spend most of their time with a dog sitter........and the children are now in day care. Elle wouldn't have the time otherwise to read her books.......

 

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WHY does she still fake tan her hands and wrists so badly??? Also a nice, natural, unedited angle of Elle

 

[Bobby Orange]

WHY does she still fake tan her hands and wrists so badly??? Also a nice, natural, unedited angle of Elle

Me after I've eaten a family pack of Wotsits.

 

[treesaregreen101]

Ok what in the actual photoshopping hell is she doing with these pics…. I mean SERIOUSLY

 

[Upintheair83]

Ok what in the actual photoshopping hell is she doing with these pics…. I mean SERIOUSLY

Is she trying to even her tan out? Cos it always looks so patchy!

 

[veganfortheanimals]

I messaged that company who gifted her freebies and they replied saying she wouldn’t be getting anymore packages

 

[wonderbread]

I messaged that company who gifted her freebies and they replied saying she wouldn’t be getting anymore packages

You’re doing the Lords work
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Ok what in the actual photoshopping hell is she doing with these pics…. I mean SERIOUSLY

I bet she watched zero minutes of this game/match or whatever baseball is called . Probably posed for a few pics posted them to social media and then fucked off to IHOP for some grub!!

 

[Becca0888]

Wonder if her mums piano was sold on or if it actually got shipped to her

 

[Emmalj44]

I messaged that company who gifted her freebies and they replied saying she wouldn’t be getting anymore packages

What’s the beef ? Just catching up

 

[conrea37]

No caption required

 

[buster239]

Can anyone summarise their latest vlog? I think this is the first time I really can’t be bothered to watch it, so imagine a lot of others must be feeling the same. They’re getting too mundane and boring. She must be losing a LOT of views right now!?

 

[b_226]

I see a a lot of people are speculating a pregnancy... i don't think she's pregnant and wouldn't want to speculate about that i just think she's put on weight and is insecure at the moment hence the baggy clothes and bad photoshop. I don't think she's happy in the US and is turning to food you can see that in the vlogs the amount of absolute crap she consumes.

 

[Princesst]

All that stuff she shipped over! … if they don’t like it there long term what’s she going to do… ship it all back?! who would ship that much stuff over when they’re already a couple of months into a 12 month lease and really have no idea if they’re even staying in the country longer term? She’s just going to lug it all to another rental if they do

 

[Boombirdie]

All that stuff she shipped over! … if they don’t like it there long term what’s she going to do… ship it all back?! who would ship that much stuff over when they’re already a couple of months into a 12 month lease and really have no idea if they’re even staying in the country longer term? She’s just going to lug it all to another rental if they do

As someone said, uk furniture does not work in a huge us house. It's going to look ridiculous

 

[Capt Ratchet]

So , she didn't choose the Crème Brulé cookie, but proceeded to try it first, Conner asking her to just take a bite. So she breaks it in half not even , and eats the bigger half and hands Conner the smaller half. All she does is eat recently. Serious comfort eating.

 

[Boombirdie]

So , she didn't choose the Crème Brulé cookie, but proceeded to try it first, Conner asking her to just take a bite. So she breaks it in half not even , and eats the bigger half and hands Conner the smaller half. All she does is eat recently. Serious comfort eating.

Whoever breaks the coffee, doesn't choose which part to take. You either break, or choose, but not both.

 

[wonderbread]

All that stuff she shipped over! … if they don’t like it there long term what’s she going to do… ship it all back?! who would ship that much stuff over when they’re already a couple of months into a 12 month lease and really have no idea if they’re even staying in the country longer term? She’s just going to lug it all to another rental if they do

She doesn’t think logically… so I doubt she ever thought she wouldn’t be happy or may have to move back. She relies purely on manifesting bullshit and assume it will all work out.

 

[Boombirdie]

I'm sorry but I can't watch this.

"Is this homemade?"
"Ha ha"

A normal person would have made a joke ("yes, made by Mr Tesco!"), but she looks annoyed and fed up.

 

[peachesandcreamz]

She's really piled on the pounds in the States!!

 

[Rosie glow]

Those vile fat phobic tweets might just come back and bite her on the ass