Eleanor Florence #6 Lawyer no more, pines for days of Joe yore, poor life choices galore

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What does her "it is never too late to start over" comment in her succeed section mean?

She's not old, both my dad and aunt got pushed into early retirement in their 50s. Both of them are engineers and it is hard to get a full time specialised engineering job at that age. It took my aunt nearly 5 years to get an engineering job without having to move. My dad is having similar issues, sooo her "starting over" talk just seemed a little naive maybe? I know people in their 50s in my field have issues getting jobs as well after also being let go for being too expensive.

So is this her saying despite moving and what not she's actually succeeded? What does that even mean? Is she changing careers? Did she get a job? Is she going back to school? Did she land a rich guy? I feel like she's trying to brag but doesn't want to go back on her "keeping it private"
I think she's just trying to convince her viewers and herself that her whole Vancouver to middle of nowhere Florida to Seattle move (with interim Hawaii stays in between) wasn't a total clusterf*** and that she's just finding a new direction in life. A broken engagement, getting dumped by at least two guys after that (that radiologist and Dean), and extended unemployment probably doesn't look or feel great.
 
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Is it just me or did it seem like she was just about to cry during this entire video?
I have kept getting the same feeling since she started doing those stream videos. In all these videos her voice shakes and she seems about to burst into tears in the very next second.
 
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Haven't had a chance to watch yet, but just gonna take a guess on her recommendations:

Wear - Her scarves
Want - Her scarves
Watch - Her scarf launch video
Read - Her scarf store website
Eat - Her scarves
Ease (?) - Her scarves
Succeed - ALL her scarves!
 
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Well, yeah, that’s a given but she either needs to be a professional and film when she’s in a better mood or just have a sit down, HONEST and heartfelt chat with her followers that her life is a mess.
 
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her life is a mess though, who would blame her crying
Yeah I am pretty sure it takes a couple days of crying to be able to make a 15 min video without bursting into tears when she starts talking about something she did or read when she was on Joe's payroll.

There is no way Elle is a size small here. It looks like she gained weight.
She still looks good, particularly for a woman her age during this era of inactivity for a lot of people. Hopefully she is actually getting some therapy and they are trying some meds with her. Those always add a little bump on the scale.
 
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Well, yeah, that’s a given but she either needs to be a professional and film when she’s in a better mood or just have a sit down, HONEST and heartfelt chat with her followers that her life is a mess.
I wonder what are the odds of this happening...it is 2020 and stranger things have happened. But given she's still trying to salvage her image and defend her messy decisions in this recent video, I'm doubtful. She can insist it's all about that book but her video made it pretty clear that she was projecting hard and trying to save face.
 
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Well, yeah, that’s a given but she either needs to be a professional and film when she’s in a better mood or just have a sit down, HONEST and heartfelt chat with her followers that her life is a mess.
I agree she should do a sit down, she could start with my life is a lie.
 
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Wow her videos are boring...watched the first minute and then just skimmed the rest. There are so many possible fun, fall videos she could have made, and instead she chooses to make a video where all she does is sit on the couch and give her opinions on topics that frankly no one but only her most devoted fans would be interested in listening to.

Still looks like she has no direction to her life and apparently can't be bothered to at least put in some effort to edit out her "3-2-1's".
What does she do all day long? I would personally go insane from just not having any hard commitments (such as work, etc) and just idle my time away by online shopping/man-hunting.
Is this why her expressions have gotten crazier over time? 🤪
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Wow her videos are boring...watched the first minute and then just skimmed the rest. There are so many possible fun, fall videos she could have made, and instead she chooses to make a video where all she does is sit on the couch and give her opinions on topics that frankly no one but only her most devoted fans would be interested in listening to.

Still looks like she has no direction to her life and apparently can't be bothered to at least put in some effort to edit out her "3-2-1's".
What does she do all day long? I would personally go insane from just not having any hard commitments (such as work, etc) and just idle my time away by online shopping/man-hunting.
Is this why her expressions have gotten crazier over time? 🤪View attachment 258259
she does look good since she gained weight
 
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Wow her videos are boring...watched the first minute and then just skimmed the rest. There are so many possible fun, fall videos she could have made, and instead she chooses to make a video where all she does is sit on the couch and give her opinions on topics that frankly no one but only her most devoted fans would be interested in listening to.

Still looks like she has no direction to her life and apparently can't be bothered to at least put in some effort to edit out her "3-2-1's".
What does she do all day long? I would personally go insane from just not having any hard commitments (such as work, etc) and just idle my time away by online shopping/man-hunting.
Is this why her expressions have gotten crazier over time? 🤪View attachment 258259
And this low quality video took her a whole week to film and edit. I personally had respect for her efforts and commitment back in the Joe vlogmas era. She was snobby and annoying in those vlogs and but I have to admit that it takes lots energy and time to be able to post that frequently with decent content even though we know that she was mainly motivated to show off. But I could tell at least she cared and was willing to put in efforts.
 
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And this low quality video took her a whole week to film and edit. I personally had respect for her efforts and commitment back in the Joe vlogmas era. She was snobby and annoying in those vlogs and but I have to admit that it takes lots energy and time to be able to post that frequently with decent content even though we know that she was mainly motivated to show off. But I could tell at least she cared and was willing to put in efforts.
Her level of output back then was impressive. I think its because she had so much to show off and loved doing it so much that it didn't feel like work. Sitting on her couch at night sifting through footage finding the bits that will make people envy her the most must have been her favorite part of the day. If you love what you do that much you never work a day in your life . . .

But now, its gotta be miserable. She has to hide so much of what her life is really like. As mentioned earlier she has to be able to pretend everything is amazing without breaking down into tears. She has to act like she's busy when she isn't, and worst of all, there are people all over the internet catching her and calling her out when one of her 'busy young professional' alibis is full of holes.

If she wasn't still trying to sell things I don't think she'd make any more videos, except on the rare occasions her friend takes her out and she feels that is brag worthy, but that's not going to make for a weekly video.
 
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Omg. This is the worst outfit, but my personal opinion I dont like chenille. To me it looks dated and with these crazy pants just no.
I think I might hate the pants (are they jeans?) even more than the top and scarf. :ROFLMAO:

Also that whole outfit is just insanely unflattering. The pants make her legs look even shorter than usual (not to mention the "design" looks like something for children's pants) and the whole outfit just makes her look larger. I doubt Miss "I am an extra small in everything because that's always been my size" and "sausage casing fan Smelley" wants to look bigger or comfy.
 
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Yeah I am pretty sure it takes a couple days of crying to be able to make a 15 min video without bursting into tears when she starts talking about something she did or read when she was on Joe's payroll.


She still looks good, particularly for a woman her age during this era of inactivity for a lot of people. Hopefully she is actually getting some therapy and they are trying some meds with her. Those always add a little bump on the scale.
I think those couple days of crying are how last week “got away from her”
 
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Omg. This is the worst outfit, but my personal opinion I dont like chenille. To me it looks dated and with these crazy pants just no.
she looks pregnant in that green chenille

Omg. This is the worst outfit, but my personal opinion I dont like chenille. To me it looks dated and with these crazy pants just no.
they are insane, so 90's worst dressed list bad
 
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She is so insufferable! Her bit about how she has started a new life in her new home of Seattle was so strange. Girl... you are 31 years old, not 61! Moving to a new city at that age is hardly a big deal, it's not like she has a husband and kids or even that much stuff. She literally got dumped, flew to Hawaii, and let movers deal with everything (including her cats) while she got busy online shopping.

She also pronounced montage as "mon-taj-ya"

I think her shaky voice/being on the verge of tears is from not having a script. She is speaking off the cuff and it shows, with her liberal use of "ummm", "neat" and "sooo". Also with being unemployed, single and stuck in that apartment with her cats all day long with nothing but Netflix and Hallmark Christmas movies.
 
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She is so insufferable! Her bit about how she has started a new life in her new home of Seattle was so strange. Girl... you are 31 years old, not 61! Moving to a new city at that age is hardly a big deal, it's not like she has a husband and kids or even that much stuff. She literally got dumped, flew to Hawaii, and let movers deal with everything (including her cats) while she got busy online shopping.

She also pronounced montage as "mon-taj-ya"

I think her shaky voice/being on the verge of tears is from not having a script. She is speaking off the cuff and it shows, with her liberal use of "ummm", "neat" and "sooo". Also with being unemployed, single and stuck in that apartment with her cats all day long with nothing but Netflix and Hallmark Christmas movies.
her denial is huge
 
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