Eimear Varian Barry #2

[Tank Girl]

The Elvive is too much! All the expensive gifted shite she gets and this is best she comes up with no flatlays there lads

 

[MadeinFulham]

A deceptively spacious two double bedroom semi-detached bungalow offering a private rear garden and off-street parking for two multiple cars. The one floor bungalow accommodation, which is arranged over one floor, is beige presented beautifully throughout and benefits from a large open-plan kitchen/diner through into the living space. The modern kitchen has wasted space and just been recently finished to somewhat of a standard a very high with one window missing. There are two large double bedrooms and a luxury family bathroom has also been recently fitted. The property also benefits direct access to the rear garden through one of those patio things, like. Further benefits include potential to extend (STPP) which the owners couldn’t be arsed doing, plenty of storage space and ample parking for two. Viewings are highly recommended as you will want to see the bombsite that is the exterior. Comes with handy skip to throw away your new cushions.

Absolute gold!! Crying here! Cannot cope with the handy skip
The kitchen that was thrown together around a fridge that they didn’t want to change.
‘The property also benefits [from] direct access to the rear garden.’
I always think that there is nothing worse than a bungalow with indirect access to the garden...

The Elvive is too much! All the expensive gifted shite she gets and this is best she comes up with no flatlays there lads

No curtains blowing through the Elvive, lads

 

[deewallace]

Absolute gold!! Crying here! Cannot cope with the handy skip
The kitchen that was thrown together around a fridge that they didn’t want to change.
‘The property also benefits [from] direct access to the rear garden.’
I always think that there is nothing worse than a bungalow with indirect access to the garden...


No curtains blowing through the Elvive, lads

The house was valued at £489,997 but the inclusion of the Elvive added that wee bit extra, lads. Ooft.

 

[Londoncailín]

Absolute gold!! Crying here! Cannot cope with the handy skip
The kitchen that was thrown together around a fridge that they didn’t want to change.
‘The property also benefits [from] direct access to the rear garden.’
I always think that there is nothing worse than a bungalow with indirect access to the garden...


No curtains blowing through the Elvive, lads

#eimearselvivematters

 

[MadeinFulham]

A mad price for essentially 4 rooms

But, she gets a signal in all four rooms...

 

[Londoncailín]

But, she gets a signal in all four rooms...View attachment 233420

She looks deep in thought here. She must have been zoned into a creative moment. I think this is when she decided where to place the bottle of elvive....what a time to be alive.

 

[Tank Girl]

She should ve included that time she threw the fruitbowl on the floor

 

[Londoncailín]

She should ve included that time she threw the fruitbowl on the floor

She would easily get an extra £10k for that...only if she threw in the fruit as part of the deal

 

[MadeinFulham]

In all honesty, there was a lot to be said for the Jamaican guys’ work on this wall (when Dan was missing in action, and she was showing him who’s boss/a strong independent woman, earlier this year), and the piano in situ...

 

[OverFlowingTeapot]

Just going to throw these out there now before I forget them as potential new thread suggestions
#Eimears home on the gram exposed as an utter sham
#Winging it in knitted pants in a house with huge plants

 

[MadeinFulham]

She looks deep in thought here. She must have been zoned into a creative moment. I think this is when she decided where to place the bottle of elvive....what a time to be alive.

‘Hmmm, what shall I throw into the skip next?’

She should ve included that time she threw the fruitbowl on the floor

You jealous trolls sure are funny witches!!!

 

[deewallace]

Lovely to see the new ad campaigns

 

[MadeinFulham]

Just going to throw these out there now before I forget them as potential new thread suggestions
#Eimears home on the gram exposed as an utter sham
#Winging it in knitted pants in a house with huge plants

Love both!!
Winging it in knitted pants in a house with huge outdoor plants

 

[Fathead]

But, she gets a signal in all four rooms...View attachment 233420

Wow a full signal all the way to the west wing of the 2 bed arty beige bungalow . Sold

 

[Londoncailín]

View attachment 233435

I am actually dead here

 

[MadeinFulham]

View attachment 233435Lovely to see the new ad campaigns

Awh, stop. Tears tripping me here

 

[OverFlowingTeapot]

View attachment 233435Lovely to see the new ad campaigns

I'm done

 

[MadeinFulham]

Wow a full signal all the way to the west wing of the 2 bed arty beige bungalow . Sold

You only wish that you had her credentials*
*Dad is an art teacher

 

[Mona86]

Thank you trolls for the entertaining sale ads - I’m just here bleeping speechless since I discovered the house is up for sale and this whim of a notion to move to the place she holidayed in (a whim most of us have often after a family hol but forget it before we even get home ) is now being acted on. She’s bleeping nuts

 

[Tank Girl]

Im waiting on the knock on the door from the “detectives”