Eastenders # 32 I lived there for 30 years and never touched an eel

[LittleMy]

This has cracked me up this morning

 

[TaurusWithLove]

Hate me if you ain't me, but in response to Whitney's antics in today's episode I just want to say...

If I was a recovering alcoholic and my best friend told me to go have a drink, you bet I'd make it my mission to fuck her man.
And if my partner ever said he'd always choose a child (who is pretty much a stranger) over me, I'd fuck his best friend. (okay maybe I wouldn't actually go that far regarding my partner, but shhhh)

It feels good to let that out

 

[Mr Krabs]

Spoiler: Next week

Whitney's waters break next week.

Great a Whitney week. Hopefully this will mean she’ll be buggering off soon. My prediction is that she’ll marry Zach and give birth soon after, muttering the old EastEnders curse “I’ve never been so happy! I love our little family!” And then Lauren will barge in and confess she slept with Zach. And it’ll turn out her newborn has extremely rare Exploding Baby Syndrome, so when she tries to leave the square in a cab, it blows up and kills them all. Cue Julia’s Theme.

*Please don’t joke about Exploding Baby Syndrome. It affects over one baby every year worldwide. EastEnders are raising awareness.

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

Probably one of the worst television moments in years

…& years

 

[Hope96]

I love these and Eve looks fantastic as Suki!

 

[FoxyBingo]

I have never cringed so much throughout an episode as I have tonight's.

She's known that kid a matter of weeks and keeps referring to her as her daughter. It's just so unrealistic. I'm glad they are gone. The writers made me despise Whitney towards the end.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Has Elaine ever charged someone for a drink? Every episode it’s on the house. The Vic must be on its knees

 

[account70032]

Natalie Cassidy must have some kind of hold over the eastenders writers to be unnecessarily written into every scene that doesn’t need her in it!! she pops up out of nowhere and sticks her nose into everyone’s business while parading around with Reiss like he’s a dog on a leash. They’re both very irritating and pointless characters and I wish they both could be written out they are bringing nothing to eastenders. The scene when Lexi tells Whitney to come help Britney , Sonia’s head pops up out from behind the railing asking what’s wrong she is there waiting to save the day all the time.

 

[Dr Karen Kim]

Spoiler: Tonight’s episode

How can Sonia tell Patrick that Yolande has missed her doctors appointment. Bloody Sonia worst nurse ever.

 

[TaurusWithLove]

Elaine thinking Bianca was dressed as Vicky Pollard lives in my head rent free

 

[Scotch Mist]

Welcome to the new thread everyone and thanks to @Eirawen for the new thread title

Ooh er.... no thanks

Let the Eastend shit fest continue!

 

[IllBredHen]

 

[George01]

Britneys delivery of the news was everything I expected it to be

 

[gigilouxx]

I’m so over this Whitney fuckin nonsense. Manipulative character and a professional victim. I’m getting a buffet when she leaves

 

[Scotch Mist]

I can’t believe her market stall makes her enough money to buy a child for £2k, live paying her bills, pay Penny to actually run her stall and they own a Jaguar?!

Meanwhile Jay has a car lot business and is still in charge of the undertakers but he is still sleeping on a sofa and doesn't have his own flat

 

[HeyYo123]

Can’t wait for a thread title that says, thank god Whitney is gone

 

[Smudger]

Looking forward to Britney's monotone delivery of the Zach/Lauren bombshell. It'll be thrilling!

 

[EnglishRoseIrishRover]

I half expected a pearly king and queen to bowl down the market street bellowing “gawd bless ya”

 

[NH14]

It is irritating me beyond belief that Whitney keeps saying my daughter re Britney and ‘my two daughters ‘ she’s known her what two months ?!?!?!

and Mum mum mum to Bianca , I’m sure she never did before ?

 

[Libbylulu]

I ffwd through Whitney’s storyline. Not interested in her or the child she stole and definitely not interested in Ushers Syndrome. I sound heartless but I honestly don’t want to be ‘educated’ when sitting down eating my tea.