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So Chris, a guy who regularly wears glasses, lost his glasses over the weekend. It seems like he always has some type of calamity happening around him.
 
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So Chris, a guy who regularly wears glasses, lost his glasses over the weekend. It seems like he always has some type of calamity happening around him.
Did he lost them on a cruise? I'm sure his "Ohana" will donate so he can buy new ones.
 
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Probably on the cruise. It didn’t look like anyone took the bait today.
 
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I'm done with Chris.
His boys are fine*, but Chris' non-stop push for money in whatever form and sing-song routine when he gets it drove me off. I'm sure there are many others like me who just can't take him anymore. That's not even discussing the food issue.

* I should say the boys used to be fine. The last I saw of him, Owen seemed to be following in his grifting dad's footprints. He had all the terms and method down.
I asked Chris id Owen had considered becoming a travel agent and Chris' reply was "We don't know what Owen is going to do yet."
 
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Chris chews and reviews a chocolate cookie. That's the vacation planning content you expect from a travel agent during a tropical storm/hurricane...
 
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Chris chews and reviews a chocolate cookie. That's the vacation planning content you expect from a travel agent during a tropical storm/hurricane...
LOL. Thank you for reminding me of one f the reasons I stopped watching this guy after giving him a fair chance. Between his constant eating, perversion of a children's song for money sent his way, and general lazy attitude I had no time for him.
 
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He’s been mooching lately. This is the second time in about two weeks where he’s received something free from the Cast Members. It was a sample of caramel popcorn last week, and then today, a free cookie.
 
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He’s been mooching lately. This is the second time in about two weeks where he’s received something free from the Cast Members. It was a sample of caramel popcorn last week, and then today, a free cookie.
If he's so broke he needs to mooch he needs to go back to work. Leave those small magical moments of a free popcorn or cookie to a family who can use the slight savings.

Imagine being a family walking up to a confectionery counter and after the kids are teased having to turn away due to those Disney prices, as the cast member thinks to themself: I'd give them a cookie, but I just gave that streamer one and don't want to look bad to the company by giving away too much. I recall when I'd take my young son and sister to disney as a gift for her HS graduation and to celebrate my college graduation that I thought would never come. I paid for everything and only had $50 to spare after it all. We were on a hot dogs and three day old take out pizza only budget. Little moments like a cookie for my son would have made our day.
 
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He’s been mooching lately. This is the second time in about two weeks where he’s received something free from the Cast Members. It was a sample of caramel popcorn last week, and then today, a free cookie.
I happened to pop in when he was celebrating Christmas in July by wearing a Mickey Onesie alone in the park, wondering why he was getting looks. He received a "Christmas inspired" free drink from Starbucks that day, as well. I don't see this happening to other streamers. Weird.
 
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He knows how to sweet talk the Cast Members. First, he’ll go up to the candy/sweets counter and point the camera at the treats for a long time. Then he starts chatting up the CM, talking about his kids, his favorite treats, etc. And next thing, you know, the Cast Member is handing him some “special magic.”

Cory Meets World said something interesting though. He was waiting for his food at one of the resort restaurants, and he pointed out that every time he has a camera, it takes the kitchen extra time to get his food out. So he gets the food, and it’s picture perfect.

His takeaway is that when Cast Members see you with a camera or phone streaming, you get extra special service. I think this applies to Chris too, and he knows how to take advantage of it.
 
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He knows how to sweet talk the Cast Members. First, he’ll go up to the candy/sweets counter and point the camera at the treats for a long time. Then he starts chatting up the CM, talking about his kids, his favorite treats, etc. And next thing, you know, the Cast Member is handing him some “special magic.”

Cory Meets World said something interesting though. He was waiting for his food at one of the resort restaurants, and he pointed out that every time he has a camera, it takes the kitchen extra time to get his food out. So he gets the food, and it’s picture perfect.

His takeaway is that when Cast Members see you with a camera or phone streaming, you get extra special service. I think this applies to Chris too, and he knows how to take advantage of it.
This has been especially true throughout the Disney parks over the last month. I've seen cast members who would ordinarily just dismiss the cameras on gimbals as "another streamer" are now asking streamers if they're live and then playing nice to the cameras. Best explanation is they've been instructed to do so.
 
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So this a** wipe was sick all last week (didn’t stream). Then went on a cruise still sick (coughing during his cruise videos). Now he returns yesterday, can’t stream today because he has “chest pain and lingering cough.” And states he has to visit his doctor today.
How irresponsible was that to go on a cruise sick Mr. Travel Agent? You’re the example.
How many people did this fool expose to whatever it is he has?
This would have been the perfect time to show viewers how to reschedule, use cruise insurance, or whatever magic a travel agent can pull off to avoid travel when they are actively sick. This was his chance to showcase his actual worth as a travel agent.

But no, he cruises and documents being sick.

I have lost what little respect I had left for him.
 

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So this a** wipe was sick all last week (didn’t stream). Then went on a cruise still sick (coughing during his cruise videos). Now he returns yesterday, can’t stream today because he has “chest pain and lingering cough.” And states he has to visit his doctor today.
How irresponsible was that to go on a cruise sick Mr. Travel Agent? You’re the example.
How many people did this fool expose to whatever it is he has?
This would have been the perfect time to show viewers how to reschedule, use cruise insurance, or whatever magic a travel agent can pull off to avoid travel when they are actively sick. This was his chance to showcase his actual worth as a travel agent.

But no, he cruises and documents being sick.

I have lost what little respect I had left for him.
I wonder what Travelmation thinks of his behavior? Must be a crappy company too when you allow Chris to still be a rep after his behavior.
 
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So this a** wipe was sick all last week (didn’t stream). Then went on a cruise still sick (coughing during his cruise videos). Now he returns yesterday, can’t stream today because he has “chest pain and lingering cough.” And states he has to visit his doctor today.
How irresponsible was that to go on a cruise sick Mr. Travel Agent? You’re the example.
How many people did this fool expose to whatever it is he has?
This would have been the perfect time to show viewers how to reschedule, use cruise insurance, or whatever magic a travel agent can pull off to avoid travel when they are actively sick. This was his chance to showcase his actual worth as a travel agent.

But no, he cruises and documents being sick.

I have lost what little respect I had left for him.
Eww. Was this a cruise where people signed up to cruise with him? That's so irresponsible.
 
Eww. Was this a cruise where people signed up to cruise with him? That's so irresponsible.
People like that are more than half the reason I'll never put out money for a floating petri dish to spend my vacation on.
Disney has germs, but you can get away from them most of the time.
Better yet - a beach vacation in my own place overlooking the ocean, zero viruses, only ones you encounter are in the travel there and back.
 
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I tried to see the original post from today, and it looks like it was pulled.
 
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They really need to let Chris talk at home. He’s extremely chatty this morning. He’s been streaming about 1 hour and this is the third family he’s held hostage. Now in line for the land so the family can’t escape.

He has monologues not conversations. I feel sorry for the people trapped and getting trampled by his constant talking. He’s not listening at all.

Chris, for once, turn off the transmitter and turn on the receiver. I know that’s hard for you but give it a try. Please.
 
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They really need to let Chris talk at home. He’s extremely chatty this morning. He’s been streaming about 1 hour and this is the third family he’s held hostage. Now in line for the land so the family can’t escape.

He has monologues not conversations. I feel sorry for the people trapped and getting trampled by his constant talking. He’s not listening at all.

Chris, for once, turn off the transmitter and turn on the receiver. I know that’s hard for you but give it a try. Please.
Yes, it's so cringe when he talks and talks and talks to families. He thinks it makes him a great guy, but he's just showing how he loves to dominate a conversation by being oh so "witty and charming" and filled with knowledge. When in fact, he comes across as a creepy, annoying, know-it-all.
 
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He also has this other spiel "Other vloggers/channels do this...but actually..." It makes him sound so insecure!

For example, "other channels claim the parks are crowded but actually this little corner where nobody goes at rope drop is empty so the others are lying for clicks". Or "other channels claim they are a community, but that's not true, we are ohana and really care about our community". (As long as they keep sending money)

It doesn't work as I've seen many of his regular viewers pop up in the chat of other live streamers while Chris was on.
 
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He also has this other spiel "Other vloggers/channels do this...but actually..." It makes him sound so insecure!

For example, "other channels claim the parks are crowded but actually this little corner where nobody goes at rope drop is empty so the others are lying for clicks". Or "other channels claim they are a community, but that's not true, we are ohana and really care about our community". (As long as they keep sending money)

It doesn't work as I've seen many of his regular viewers pop up in the chat of other live streamers while Chris was on.
That’s what’s so frustrating about watching him. Chris takes this “holier than thou” attitude when he’s the griftiest grifter of them all.

One time, he mentioned a secret spot in AK, and someone said that Molly (Mammoth Club) talked about it. He comes back with “well I found it first.” Like dude, chill out. These middle aged guys and Disney streaming is really a bizarro world.
 
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