If its none of our fab five Im going to watch Lydia Millen's latest tit show she calls a vlog. 
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Yes, a Matt fan here, although I'd prefer both him and Rishi in equal parts
Hold on so are we all going on dressed in suits then Cushtybert is going to rip hers off and have nuns outfit underneath and do her goat part, then we will sing...
Rishi's a dear a downing st dear
Raab a drop of golden sun....
Oh ffs I made a massive big deal about having to watch it because it relates to my work (my daily excuse) and then it's the back pedal to avoid watching them. I do like JVT though in a Patrick vallance kind of liking...not a fab 5 liking
watching Grant (who has dreadful hair today???), with a single tear dropping down my face, thinking about what could have been...
Grant looks like a giant baby
i find Patrick a bit arrogant, like he knows everything and would just look at you blankly if you question him... whereas, Whitty would gently explain it to you whilst stroking your head
Almost time for a new thread though!
I’m giving Whitty the clap at 8pm tonight, he bloody loves it when I do that
I think they are messing with my mind, not one, they couldn’t even wheel one of them out, for us. Where are they? Doing a bread shop?
This is very true, Patrick is arrogant but he's a bit of a dude! You are so right, Whitty would be so kind and tender
JVT is a complete stud
he sounds out of breath today, maybe he should take a break and... idk, bring in Whitty?
Raab's definitely pumping some iron, before going to pump something else...
“thank-you very much “ said in an Elvis style voiceYeah....me
I reckon someone’s given them the tip off for this thread and they are enjoying leaving us in suspense. I’m cracking open a bottle of fizz for the occasion tomorrow as it’s bound to be one of them on a Friday 
wishful thinking
wishful thinking
Watch out,
'cause here we come
It's been a while but,
We're back with style
Get set, to have some fun,
We'll bring you action and satisfaction
We're the Tories!
Guaranteed to brighten your day,
We're the Tories,
Rishi, Whitty and Boris J!
Do, do, do do do do
I can imagine Raab reading this thread pissing himself with laughter
Whitty would be bashfulI can imagine Raab reading this thread pissing himself with laughter
Gove would be fuming no one wants him
Hancock would bust out some moves
Rishi would eye roll
Whitty would say to Winston the goat 'look Winston we have a fan'.
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