Downing Street Men

[Thechubbymoaner]

Humidity is rising, standards getting low (oh low, girl)
According to all sources
downing street's the place to go
'Cause tonight for the first time
Just after half past four4
For the first time thing yesterday
It's gonna start raining men
It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men, amen
Im gonna put the beeb on, and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet
It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, every specimen
Chubby, blonde, dark and lean
Full of brains and strong and mean
God bless mother nature, she's a single woman too
She sent us a virus and she did what she had to do
She gave people covid, she sent it through the sky
So that all us locked down women, could pick her Tory guy
Oh, it's raining men, yeah

Sorry I'm really frigging bored and that's shit but it's my current feel

 

[Meldrumlurker]

Ladies, ladies. Just home from possibly my saddest, longest shift of 20 years of nursing (week 8 of lockdown and family waving goodbye to residents through the window - non covid I hasten to add), grabbed my wine and pringles and ready to relax with my favourite tattle thread, only to find I have 37 extra pages to catch up on, all about my favourite men of the moment. Good work and thanks in advance for the laughs
P.S. After the day I've had, Chris Witty is all mine tonight please

 

[Platypusfattypus]

He'd be totally selfish in bed, but be an absolute animal. You wouldnt be able to walk for days, there would be hair pulling.

Boris would shag like a labrador as said earlier

Hancock would be a bit vanilla and easily intimidated

Rishi would be smooth and know all the moves.

Whitty, a very considerate lover.

I can't believe I've just written thise words in the last sentence

 

[Platypusfattypus]

He looks familiar but i can't Google hot tories. My Internet search already contains Dominic Raab, balaclavas, Boris johnson underwear, mat Hancock shorts. If anything happens to me and my husband checks my phone he won't know who the hell his wife was.

I'm now following Raab on twitter. I feel dirty.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I've just discovered a channel called BBC Parliament. I've favourited it, I'll blame that on my 4 year old if found out.

It's the new 'babestation'

 

[monga]

I'm leaving this here for whoever wants it

 

[chocolate choux]

I bloody hope someone from downing street finds this thread

Hancock’s already found it. Here he is reading about his fan club assembling earlier - can’t wipe the smile off his face!

 

[coconochanel]

Rishi fan club here , everyone welcome. I’m hoping nobody mentions Corbyn. Just saying, not sure I would be comfortable with that.

I always thought Tony Blair had something about him

 

[coconochanel]

Didn’t John major have a fling with edwina ‘egg’ currie ?

Who was the one who said shagging Prescott was like a wardrobe on top of you with the key in

 

[Alightened]

I wonder what Whitty gets up to. He’s such an enigma. I LOVE IT

Whitty's father was shot dead by Palestinian terrorists when Whitty was 18 years old

 

[coconochanel]

I don’t know why (and can’t quite believe I’m admitting to this) but I always find myself watching the daily updates wondering what they look like in the mornings before they’ve done their hair .

Well you dont need to wonder with Boris

 

[Falkor]

I always think shagging Boris would be rather like getting humped by the human version of a portly Labrador.

 

[Renegadedancer]

Rishi fan club here , everyone welcome. I’m hoping nobody mentions Corbyn. Just saying, not sure I would be comfortable with that.

 

[Boredofthegram]

Do you think they wear pj's or sleep naked? Sorry Whitty fans hes deffo a checked pj kind of guy

raab is a tight boxers man I reckon
Hancock is shorts and a white T-shirt
Whitty is for sure checked m&s pjs
Sunak silk short dressing gown

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Raab would send dick pics

 

[chocolate choux]

I think my allegiances are leaning towards Matt after finding out that Rishi is the same height as me So I will join on you on the Matt bench (from a 2 meter distance)

Finally, I'm not the only one with a crush on Matt!! I was beginning to feel like the left out kid in a corner!

Come join the party

 

[cushtybert]

Ive just snorted, I’m crying here for anyone who needs a closer look at us

 

[Meldrumlurker]

That was a very happy hour of sniggering into my wine, thank you all just for the record, me and Mr Whitty are off to the west coast of Scotland for the weekend, where will we go hill walking and whisky tasting and I actually can't bring myself to finish this sentence as my poor hubby (to be fair he was stuck abroad as an essential worker while my Whitty obsession grew and grew) is sitting in the same room

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Raab stalker reporting for duty

 

[Renegadedancer]

Right fellow honeys. It's time for a surprise long weekend away. Where are you being taken?



Location doesn't matter with Raab as we are not seeing any of the place outside the hotel room.

Ooh let’s play!

Im being taken.....from behind. You’re welcome .