Oh, get the fuck out. I'm not having this!
Whitty? Chris Whitty? Ian Hislop? Please. At least Putin could...wrestle a bear
EDIT: EAMONN HOLMES! I've said it before, I'll say it again: I simply will not be judged.
Oh, get the fuck out. I'm not having this!we’ve been confessing our weird crushes. Whose was the weirdest again? Ahhh Putin
I married a man 16 years older than me. These concerns hold no mystery or fear for me any more.Sorry to be crude and take it there, and I often think this about Carrie and Boris, but when people fancy really fucking old people do you not think like... not only what pants are they wearing, it's probably those white M&S jersey numbers, but the actual reality of what lies beneath too? Surely that'd put you off any ideas of them being fit?!
no-one wants wet mouth!!!Fuck, he's so sexy. But I take it no one has stepped up for Gove yet.
Fuck yeah.I love love love Mark Bonnar
Oh god yes!Tony Head crush. Ever since Buffy.
Donald Sutherland, he’d be the shag of the century in his day.Ok so old man crushes. Hmm got to be Tom Sellek, Dick Van Dyke and Donald Sutherland.
It wasn’t really a sexual thing, I love Strictly and thought he was an old fashioned gentleman and wanted to dance with him rather than shag him,Sorry to be crude and take it there, and I often think this about Carrie and Boris, but when people fancy really fucking old people do you not think like... not only what pants are they wearing, it's probably those white M&S jersey numbers, but the actual reality of what lies beneath too? Surely that'd put you off any ideas of them being fit?!
Hahaha just realised I called winston winton. Now I have visions of the goat with Dales face. God rest his soul
HELL TO THE YES #moistOk so old man crushes. Hmm got to be Tom Sellek, Dick Van Dyke and Donald Sutherland.
I met him at London Comic Con once... The nicest, kindest man ever. So polite, and gave amazing hugs!! My sister in law also used to work in the cinema he took his kids too, and also confirmed that he is lovely!!!Oh god yes!
On the other thread we’ve been considering Raab masks and Matt Hancock cardboard cut outs so anything goesSo is this the right place to confess that I put up the Keir Starmer poster in my living room during his leadership campaign?
I don't want to make the thread utter filth, my husband's a decade older than me (approaching 40) and he often references how the colour of it changes with age so I think that's why the thoughts of an elderly one truly haunt me.I married a man 16 years older than me. These concerns hold no mystery or fear for me any more.
Also, I am getting to be of the age where unless I want to cougar (and leave my delightful partner, no thanks, he's 51 and still rather delightful to look at in his pants, or out of them), then I'm stuck with the risk of M&S pants anyway.
Last time I checked his full title was Pissy Pants Gove (PPG)no-one wants wet mouth!!!
This is the wholesome content we need.It wasn’t really a sexual thing, I love Strictly and thought he was an old fashioned gentleman and wanted to dance with him rather than shag him,
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