Come on boys whos going to be next to show us you know about us and wear that yellow/honey coloured tie?
His desk or his dick?
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Both. Brexit is ready for you DomCome on boys whos going to be next to show us you know about us and wear that yellow/honey coloured tie?
His desk or his dick?
Mattikins you are letting us down with your pink boring ties. Give us a different colour and NO not blue! 
He saw Gym&Tonic's attempts to distract me with Hancock. He's come to save me
Bojo will be next with the yellow tie he's desperate to get higher on our list and get a shag (that isn't Carrie)
He could dress up as a bee, he's still not getting my voteBojo will be next with the yellow tie he's desperate to get higher on our list and get a shag (that isn't Carrie)
Hes done worse.
Iβd rather shag a cactus than Boris!
Insert joke about little pricks
I'd rather shag theresa May with her distinct lack of rhythmWhat about errm.....PPG?
A robot shag
Our local wilkos have have loads of shower gel for 20p recently... I keep going in to get it...I'm going to now look for Dom in thereOh Rishi doesn't know, I go when hes busy at work and put the items in a John Lewis bag...he's none the wiser.
Can you imagine you go to your local Wilkos stroll down a aisle and Dom is there looking at the shower gel
I might be visiting your wilkoOur local wilkos have have loads of shower gel for 20p recently... I keep going in to get it...I'm going to now look for Dom in there
Remember though he might not be wearing his suit and tie but his naff dad outfit to try and throw you off!Our local wilkos have have loads of shower gel for 20p recently... I keep going in to get it...I'm going to now look for Dom in there
I was going to make a smart arse comment about Matt being βon the pullβ. But OMG look you can see up his top!
Attachments
Glimpse of abs
I know! I keep zooming in! 
Aw it's Raab and Mattikins
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