I'm totally shielding nowOooh is anyone on the shielding list? You’ll be getting a letter from Mattikins!
I wish I was shielding! Just so I could have that letter and pretend it it was personally written to meI'm totally shielding now
When I was young I used to write to the man United players and I'd get a signed photo back in return. I wonder if Hancock would do that for youI wish I was shielding! Just so I could have that letter and pretend it it was personally written to me
I laughed this morning again about ur real life boyfriend telling you your fantasy boyfriend was on tv.In that case.....
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I did that with the Eastenders cast some EE legends sent back a signed pic.I'm a bit behind watching the briefing but Matt seems a bit more masterful today. He knows he's got his honeys watching his every move.
When I was young I used to write to the man United players and I'd get a signed photo back in return. I wonder if Hancock would do that for you
What breakfast would Van Tam have?Lockdown has done strange things to us, I bet if someone would of told you a year ago you would have a crush on one of our fab five, watched the tv giggling like a schoolgirl and couldn’t wait to search different pics of the Downing st men you would not have believed themremember our bread conversation many threads ago? I still giggle and smirk when I’m in the bread aisle!!!!
Tim tamsWhat breakfast would Van Tam have?
Boiled egg and soldiersWhat breakfast would Van Tam have?
Oh man I’m jealous! The ice cream van doesn’t come round my street but I can hear one chiming in the streets behind mine!Tim tams
I’ve just had one of those old fashioned oysters with the marshmallow, stuffed with ice cream. It was bloody heavenly
Oh my god I love Tim Tams. My trip round oz was fuelled by themTim tams
I’ve just had one of those old fashioned oysters with the marshmallow, stuffed with ice cream. It was bloody heavenly
I mean I would but Rishi is a very busy man!Come on then who’s going to write to their downing st hubby and ask for a signed pic
Can U imagine the letter back from the press officeCome on then who’s going to write to their downing st hubby and ask for a signed pic
It's going to be difficult to send my arse in the post as that is the only thing I want signing by Raab using his special penCome on then who’s going to write to their downing st hubby and ask for a signed pic
Oh this is too good I’m pissing myself aka Groving myselfCan U imagine the letter back from the press office
‘ Dear Horny Whitty Fan,
Thank you for your recent letter and request for a signed picture of Chris Whitty in ‘latex’.
I regret to inform you that at this time, due to staff shortages we are unable to meet your request. Rest assured we will inform Mr Whitty of your letter.
To make up for the disappointment I have enclosed A picture of Winston’
kind regards
Office of Chris Whitty.
Can you imagine, this is brilliantCan U imagine the letter back from the press office
‘ Dear Horny Whitty Fan,
Thank you for your recent letter and request for a signed picture of Chris Whitty in ‘latex’.
I regret to inform you that at this time, due to staff shortages we are unable to meet your request. Rest assured we will inform Mr Whitty of your letter.
To make up for the disappointment I have enclosed A picture of Winston’
kind regards
Office of Chris Whitty.
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