I'm totally shielding nowOooh is anyone on the shielding list? Youβll be getting a letter from Mattikins!
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I fell asleep woke up and Jenny was on the screen so I texted my mum and said 'where's Mattikins?' she replied 'next to jenny' 
Ive hit a new low people.
Ive hit a new low people.
I wish I was shielding! Just so I could have that letter and pretend it it was personally written to meI'm totally shielding now
I'm a bit behind watching the briefing but Matt seems a bit more masterful today. He knows he's got his honeys watching his every move.
When I was young I used to write to the man United players and I'd get a signed photo back in return. I wonder if Hancock would do that for youI wish I was shielding! Just so I could have that letter and pretend it it was personally written to me
I laughed this morning again about ur real life boyfriend telling you your fantasy boyfriend was on tv.
Sooooo happy to see Matt done the update looking handsome as ever
I did that with the Eastenders cast some EE legends sent back a signed pic.I'm a bit behind watching the briefing but Matt seems a bit more masterful today. He knows he's got his honeys watching his every move.
When I was young I used to write to the man United players and I'd get a signed photo back in return. I wonder if Hancock would do that for you
Ooh-er βMasterful Mattβ Eh? I like the sound of that 
He will be doing the tying up with the pink ties now
What breakfast would Van Tam have?Lockdown has done strange things to us, I bet if someone would of told you a year ago you would have a crush on one of our fab five, watched the tv giggling like a schoolgirl and couldnβt wait to search different pics of the Downing st men you would not have believed them
Tim tamsWhat breakfast would Van Tam have?
Iβve just had one of those old fashioned oysters with the marshmallow, stuffed with ice cream. It was bloody heavenly
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Boiled egg and soldiersWhat breakfast would Van Tam have?
Oh man Iβm jealous! The ice cream van doesnβt come round my street but I can hear one chiming in the streets behind mine!
Come on then whoβs going to write to their downing st hubby and ask for a signed pic
I mean I would but Rishi is a very busy man!Come on then whoβs going to write to their downing st hubby and ask for a signed pic
Can U imagine the letter back from the press officeCome on then whoβs going to write to their downing st hubby and ask for a signed pic
β Dear Horny Whitty Fan,
Thank you for your recent letter and request for a signed picture of Chris Whitty in βlatexβ.
I regret to inform you that at this time, due to staff shortages we are unable to meet your request. Rest assured we will inform Mr Whitty of your letter.
To make up for the disappointment I have enclosed A picture of Winstonβ
kind regards
Office of Chris Whitty.
It's going to be difficult to send my arse in the post as that is the only thing I want signing by Raab using his special penCome on then whoβs going to write to their downing st hubby and ask for a signed pic
Iβll write mine in lipstick, might even add a few kisses
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