Dont worry he has now swapped his fleeces for hoodies.
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Just thought Iโd pop by with some more Covid-themed erotica from your favourite Professor (someone should write a whole novel from this?! 
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I saw this on Twitter, brilliantJust thought Iโd pop by with some more Covid-themed erotica from your favourite Professor (someone should write a whole novel from this?!
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Ladies check your post as Mr and Mrs Fanny harmer have sent out our valentines treats a little early this year 
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I missed a few days of this thread and am late to the Velcro shoes and fleece party 
I might go read back some of our earlier threads since itโs not long til our honeyversary
I might go read back some of our earlier threads since itโs not long til our honeyversary
I read some last night and had totally forgotten that some of you were a big fan of another one of the top 5I missed a few days of this thread and am late to the Velcro shoes and fleece party
I might go read back some of our earlier threads since itโs not long til our honeyversary
I can remember us being chucked out of the Covid thread then bouncing around other threads until we formed our own, who remembers when another thread got merged with ours and it all went nuts for a few hours when no one could work out what was going on
yeah we ended up in a celebrity crush thread for a while didnโt we?! Hahahaha happy times. My son asked for a hot chocolate in โthe troll mugโ this morning and I wasnโt sure which one he meant so asked him to show me and it was the JVT oneI can remember us being chucked out of the Covid thread then bouncing around other threads until we formed our own, who remembers when another thread got merged with ours and it all went nuts for a few hours when no one could work out what was going on
Ahaha bless himyeah we ended up in a celebrity crush thread for a while didnโt we?! Hahahaha happy times. My son asked for a hot chocolate in โthe troll mugโ this morning and I wasnโt sure which one he meant so asked him to show me and it was the JVT one
Morning lovelies, question...what will our MP's buy us for our anniversary? we all know @cushtybert will get a diamond encrusted whip.
I called Matt a โcockโ on one of the early threads..I read some last night and had totally forgotten that some of you were a big fan of another one of the top 5
I remeber posting in the covid thread about me fancying the arse off Raab after someone admitted to fancying Whitty. Then us causing chaos in the covid thread, the celebs you shouldn't fancy thread until they put us in our own little home. The first few threads were totally mental, I kind of prefer the familiarity and banter of them now.I can remember us being chucked out of the Covid thread then bouncing around other threads until we formed our own, who remembers when another thread got merged with ours and it all went nuts for a few hours when no one could work out what was going on
Now you just want his cock.
Ooh nor sure. Probably something his intern will have chosen last minute because he will have forgotten until I mention it. Or some trashy underwear that he will destroy
JVT would buy me a train set since he loves talking about stations and some Velcro fastening pants because we go through too many pairs at the moment with all the tearing
Dont mention velcro in front of the fanny harmer, he'll be wanting a piece of that action.JVT would buy me a train set since he loves talking about stations and some Velcro fastening pants because we go through too many pairs at the moment with all the tearing
Whitty - will buy Cushty a Horn of plenty.
Raab - doesnโt do cards or presents and he never kisses on the mouth
Gove - buys night time pull ups for all the piss accidents.
Boris - goes to the corner shop and you get what you get. Usually a finger of something
Matt - Flowers and chocolates, but they are a day late when they are reduced
Raab - doesnโt do cards or presents and he never kisses on the mouth
Gove - buys night time pull ups for all the piss accidents.
Boris - goes to the corner shop and you get what you get. Usually a finger of something
Matt - Flowers and chocolates, but they are a day late when they are reduced
Dom's idea of a present is letting you give him headWhitty - will buy Cushty a Horn of plenty.
Raab - doesnโt do cards or presents and he never kisses on the mouth
Gove - buys night time pull ups for all the piss accidents.
Boris - goes to the corner shop and you get what you get. Usually a finger of something
Matt - Flowers and chocolates, but they are a day late when they are reduced
And after he wishes you โ happy valentines youโre a lucky girlโ and pats the top of your head !
PPG in his adults smelly pull ups, Iโm sure thereโs a fetish for that 
Whoโs ticked the box for wanting a valentines card from postman pat?!
Imagine getting busy with him and then realising heโs wearing a pull up . Iโd rather have a go with Boris.
I forgot about Rishi! Sorry coco.
Rishi thinks glowers are a rip off on Valentineโs Day and itโs to commercialised. He gets you a bar of green and blacks chocolate and a box of pukka tea.
Hahaha can imagine him saying "you're welcome" as he zips up his fly.
Why does that make it even hotter
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