Boris the shaggerJennifer Arcuri has confirmed she shagged Boris now. Not that it's really a surprise. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/jennifer-arcuri-admits-affair-boris-johnson-a4571997.html
They are all unhinged on Mumsnet, but I think it may be a curiosity shag....It wasn’t me by the way!Re Boris sex details. Someone on Mumsnet claimed her friend has slept with him and he was ‘surprisingly kinky’ which made me feel slightly unwell.
Has he got a broken tooth in that pic, where he’s been biting just that little bit too hard
Chewing his toenails, he looks the typeThey are all unhinged on Mumsnet, but I think it may be a curiosity shag....It wasn’t me by the way!
Has he got a broken tooth in that pic, where he’s been biting just that little bit too hard
I reckon he’s selfish as well. Pump pump squirt then rolls over, farts and expects you to sleep in the wet patch.Every time the talk turns to Boris shagging i feel quite ill... All slobbery labrador breath.... Hopefully it would be over quickly
I thought it said a festive tub of lardI bet it’s like shagging a festering tub of lard. All pale, clammy skin
Christmas BorisI thought it said a festive tub of lardWhatever one of those is !
Christmas Boris , the gift that keeps on givingChristmas Boris
Hopefully comes once a year only
I'll be a very bad girl if it means santa Boris doesn't come down my chimneyChristmas Boris , the gift that keeps on giving
I think it’s your turn to have a little ‘go’...you know you want to. Get your kink on!I'll be a very bad girl if it means santa Boris doesn't come down my chimney
Ive told you, I'm a one mardy throbbing MP kind of girl.I think it’s your turn to have a little ‘go’...you know you want to. Get your kink on!
Stay true to yourself!Ive told you, I'm a one mardy throbbing MP kind of girl.
Especially thatAnd his mardy, throbbing pencil dick.
Would be like drinking from a straw...Especially thatbicbit
A veiny strawWould be like drinking from a straw...
Im thinking of those hen party straws nowA veiny straw
So am I! I still have one somewhere. Next time I see it I’ll think of Raab’s manhoodYou pair are mean!!!! Leave my man alone!!
Im thinking of those hen party straws now
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