I imagine Matt to be a Tory version of Mr Bean.
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You'd laugh about how he messed up dinner and then eat waffles and drink cappuccinos together
I was just trying to big him up. I think he wears sensible briefs as you said.Do you think Raab wears Calvins? after seeing what he wears out of the office I think he'd be more of a tight white briefs TBH.
he is a babe though so bad
I’d imagine that would be his ideal first date. A coffee shop where he could eat waffles and drink cappuccinos.
He wishes he looks like that
is any of our boys in house of commons this week
I reckon he's got a good toned dad bod going onHe wishes he looks like that
He looks like a real life superhero 
he’s my SuperStarmer
he’s my SuperStarmer Attachments
The question about preference of pants needs to be asked in next instalment of 50 shades at no.10
We need to know this tit
We need to know this tit
I wonder if Marr would ask Dom for us
He's wipe clean at leastHe looks like a real life superhero
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Oh don’t even start!! #BicDick
That’s really close to me (half hr drive) I’ll check it out when I have free time next
omg I love sausage dogs, hope yours is ok and that your ok after that x
Nooo I don’t want to leave!!!
Yeah, it was actually quite funny once I'd got him out. He's currently snoring in his bed cuddling his favourite toy, a mini Donald Trump
I wonder if you get to sneak back in. Im loving the story and can't wait for the next instalment.omg I love sausage dogs, hope yours is ok and that your ok after that x
Nooo I don’t want to leave!!!
I hope it’s a ‘fantastic’ ‘amazing’ ‘fabulous’ Donald Trump Toy
It's a terrific toy and it does a terrific job. Amazing. Fantastic. It's been said it's the best toy, the fake media won't say it but I've heard it said.
*in Rishi's office*
'sit down ladies, would any of you like a drink?'
Jo30' we've bought you some Yorkshire tea'
Rishi laughing 'oh that's great, I will make good use of that'
coconochanel 'it was a toss up between those or a baby Lamb'
Rishi 'well I think you made the right choice. so how are you finding your tour of no10?'
Lucyxxx 'oh we love it, its a lot bigger then I imagined'
gym&tonic 'everyone has been so nice and friendly'
Rishi 'I hear you've made quite an impression'
coconochanel 'the feelings mutual'
Rishi Boris has taken quite a shine to you coco, should I be worried?'
coconochanel 'definitely not I only have eyes for you Chancellor'
Rishi 'Thats good to hear' he says as theres a knock on the door.
'come in'
Cushtybert 'sorry Im late Ive just got back from meeting Mr Whitty'
Rishi 'oh no problem you must be cushtybert'
cushtybert 'yes nice to meet you Mr Sunak'
Rishi ' nice to meet you too, dont be shy sit down and help yourself to refreshments'
Cushtybert 'I will stand if that's ok with you'
Rishi looking a bit puzzled 'sure'.
*meanwhile in Boris's office*
How dare you go running off telling tales to Stermer of all people'
Gove 'I wasn't telling tales and I thought he might be able to talk some sense into you'
'talk some sense into me? I will not tolerate such behaviour from a member of my cabinet'
Gove 'Well Im sorry Prime Minister but its just not right you letting people in to meet MP's its a security issue if nothing else'
'Ive never heard such nonsense, they arn't a security threat they are our fans the barmy army, devotes or whatever you want to call them waving the flag for all things Tory and giving us a boost and some moral support and when the press and everyone else are on our backs criticizing our every move.'
Gove 'Ive never heard such rubbish moral support, giving you a boost did you forget they called you a sweaty Labrador?'
Boris 'ah yes they did didn't they... which one of them was it can you remember? cant have been coco she's too nice, Im sure she had a twinkle in her eye when she gave me a hug'
Gove 'I have no idea and frankly I dont care. but you want to be careful before your generosity comes back to bite you.'
'dont be so bitter ,if they had added you to the list you'd be greeting them with open arms'
Gove ' I couldn't care less about some desperate housewifes sex lists, unlike the rest of this cabinet Im trying to get this tory party's reputation back' he says before walking out.
'sit down ladies, would any of you like a drink?'
Jo30' we've bought you some Yorkshire tea'
Rishi laughing 'oh that's great, I will make good use of that'
coconochanel 'it was a toss up between those or a baby Lamb'
Rishi 'well I think you made the right choice. so how are you finding your tour of no10?'
Lucyxxx 'oh we love it, its a lot bigger then I imagined'
gym&tonic 'everyone has been so nice and friendly'
Rishi 'I hear you've made quite an impression'
coconochanel 'the feelings mutual'
Rishi Boris has taken quite a shine to you coco, should I be worried?'
coconochanel 'definitely not I only have eyes for you Chancellor'
Rishi 'Thats good to hear' he says as theres a knock on the door.
'come in'
Cushtybert 'sorry Im late Ive just got back from meeting Mr Whitty'
Rishi 'oh no problem you must be cushtybert'
cushtybert 'yes nice to meet you Mr Sunak'
Rishi ' nice to meet you too, dont be shy sit down and help yourself to refreshments'
Cushtybert 'I will stand if that's ok with you'
Rishi looking a bit puzzled 'sure'.
*meanwhile in Boris's office*
How dare you go running off telling tales to Stermer of all people'
Gove 'I wasn't telling tales and I thought he might be able to talk some sense into you'
'talk some sense into me? I will not tolerate such behaviour from a member of my cabinet'
Gove 'Well Im sorry Prime Minister but its just not right you letting people in to meet MP's its a security issue if nothing else'
'Ive never heard such nonsense, they arn't a security threat they are our fans the barmy army, devotes or whatever you want to call them waving the flag for all things Tory and giving us a boost and some moral support and when the press and everyone else are on our backs criticizing our every move.'
Gove 'Ive never heard such rubbish moral support, giving you a boost did you forget they called you a sweaty Labrador?'
Boris 'ah yes they did didn't they... which one of them was it can you remember? cant have been coco she's too nice, Im sure she had a twinkle in her eye when she gave me a hug'
Gove 'I have no idea and frankly I dont care. but you want to be careful before your generosity comes back to bite you.'
'dont be so bitter ,if they had added you to the list you'd be greeting them with open arms'
Gove ' I couldn't care less about some desperate housewifes sex lists, unlike the rest of this cabinet Im trying to get this tory party's reputation back' he says before walking out.
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